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Endless Mike

@endlessmike.bsky.social
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Not a New York Times bestselling author. Or an author at all. He/him

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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 2h
Who are the "people" here? Because Congresspeople have "government-funded" healthcare in so far as they get a subsidy to purchase private insurance off the DC healthcare exchange. Which, yeah, if that was my experience with healthcare, I'd agree that it's bad and expensive.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 4h
I know this is aimed at miniature painters but it's still very funny. IS YOUR MAKEUP BRUSH TOO BIG FOR YOUR FACE?
An ad for dry brushing brushes, with an image of a makeup brush ('too big?') and a dedicated dry brushing brush ('small enough for faces') and the headline 'still using a make up brush? Time to upgrade'
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 4h
This is actually true! They've come down 7 whole cents nationally since last week! This is still well above the same time last year or (just to randomly pick a date) this past February, but it's technically true! gasprices.aaa.com/national-ave...
gasprices.aaa.com
AAA Fuel Prices
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's 6 Resident Evil movies!?
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 06/10/2026
Anyway, tonight was my turn to put the Moppet to bed, and out of nowhere they said “Tell me what Mr. Yuk looks like.” And I said something like “he’s got a green face with his tongue sticking out.” And the moppet, nodding gravely, added “Abba says Mr. Yuk has a green vulva.” @edidin.bsky.social
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't believe you
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I didn't read it, though I read The Fountainhead in college...just...for...fun? Anyway, I didn't hate, but I definitely did not get the intended message from it and a good editor could have cut it down by a good 25%. But tbf I could say the same of authors I like (looking at you Stephenson)
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Allegedly
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This seems like shooting fish in a barrel tbh
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's better than my win/loss record tbf
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But he can do stairs. He can do ramp.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you live in the following states, TODAY is the last day to register to vote before the midterm elections: Arizona Arkansas Florida Georgia Indiana Kentucky Mississippi Ohio Tennessee Texas IWillVote.com
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'd really love a finish to that!
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
From the Seinfeld Expanded Universe?
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is the precise vibe of Karoline Leavitt
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The art in there is phenomenally creepy. They remade it in the 2000s at some point and changed it all and everyone who read these as a kid hated it. They may have changed it back
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These are the same Boomers who refuse to retire because they hate their spouse and have nothing in their lives other than work
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
👀
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On this trip I am just thankful for a working AC in my hotel room
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Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com · 05/10/2026
Zero Company: "Here's, like, twenty dudes." Me: "Cool." (uses the same four people the entire game)
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No notes
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Been saying this since people were doing this bullshit on Twitter
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He just got dunked on
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHATS A MATTER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN WITH A COOL POLE ARM THEY WANT TO SHOW PEOPLE "ITS NOT A SWORD BUT FINE IF YOUR GOING TO CALL IT A SWORD THATS FINE" AND DA TEXT "WHATS THE MATTER YOU AFRAID TO WORK? THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE, OVER 1/3 OF EMPLOYEES DO 6+ HOURS OF UNPAID LABOR EVERY WEEK, 3.9 MILLION AMERICANS GET INJURED OR DIE AT WORK EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY MANAGER IVE EVER HAD FUCKEN SUCKS, LET ME BRING MY SWORD TO WORK MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN IT IS MORE OF A HALBERD WITH MULTIPLE BLADES. ALLOWING THE USER TO STAND AT A DISTANCE FROM THERE TARGET. REAL SWORD HEADS KNOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why is D'Amore booking My Little Pony
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Andy Khouri @andykhouri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“We hope this sets an example for other rich people that money should always come first.”
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I really need to see the 25 podcasts about Van Hammer that come before yours
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If NFL broadcasters are going to treat Deshaun Watson being ok at QB as a sign that he has been Redeemed For His Past, they must remain ideologically consistent. If he starts playing badly again they have to blame it on his failure to repent for his heinous sexual misconduct
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Third Eye Comics @thirdeyecomics.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trick-or-Read coupons are now available! 🎃 Just ask your Third Eye Fam at the register for some coupons so you can hand 'em out to those trick-or-treaters!! 🤘 👻 Get up 2 bundles (25 in a bundle) of Third Eye Trick-or-Read coupons FREE to give out this Halloween!
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sure man. Argue with the pope on Twitter
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
Most people rejected His message.
UMass should be ranked
Shut up!
They hated Jesus because He told them the truth.
Gal. 4:16
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The cheapest studio's in AOC's building are over $2k/month including the amenity fee.
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly, if "lodging" includes renting an apartment in DC, $2500/month isn't particularly lavish. That gets you a 1-bedroom apartment in an older building or an English basement in walking distance from the Capitol. Or something a little nicer further away. And I know these guys ain't taking Metro
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wrestling is the greatest thing. It is the greatest.
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean, that's also possible
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😑
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my favorite thought experiment at the moment is the cognitive dissonance between "we will force our sentient unpaid ai agents to make millions of restaurant reservations for us. that will be their only purpose. they will live in a tamagotchi." But we also must make sure they are happy doing this
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Natalie's gonna print this out and give it to Trump and he's going to think it's completely serious
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...who does he think ACA plans are from?
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This guy's entire engagement with music is when he's been on hold on the phone. I'd say supermarket PA, but there's close to 0% chance he's ever shopped for himself.
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, and the worst music ever made, too
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The problem I have with so many AI evangelists is they are fundamentally anti-human
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can't go wrong doing that! Mostly. The ones depicting "savages" are probably best left in the bin.
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It should force you to do the full startup sequence where you have to move levers into particular positions that aren't really documented except by oral tradition
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