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Endless Mike

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Not a New York Times bestselling author. Or an author at all. He/him

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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A picture of Ken Paxton
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't worry it'll look great on TV espnmedia-cdn.akamaized.net/espn/media/c...
UF vs. TAMU, 2017. UF was wearing "gator skin" green uniforms that make them difficult to see against the green grass of the field
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A place I've been to exactly once. (The two places I've spent most of my life are also pretty red tho)
A map of the US showing where my dialect is most similar to. It indicates that I talk most like someone from Arizona. It also has most similar areas in south Florida and the general DC area
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
These are different things!
Question from a dialect quiz asking the term for a small, round fruit with a fuzzy skin. Options are Apricot, Peach, and Something else
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"I would never mindscan someone!" (Fuck her mind is too strong! Eh, fuck it let Moira deal with this bullshit!.)
A page from X-Men (Vol 1) #164 with Professor X talking to Illyana Rasputin about how he taught her English and his mutant powers
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains
The Presidents of the United States of America by The Presidents of the United States of America
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I asked ChatGPT to draw up a defensive counter to this
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
👀
An email from Nintendo with subject reading "Shipment confirmation [2]"
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
A bunch of stuff I'm looking forward to reading this week, but I've been really waiting for the final to GROMMETS that dropped. #WeReadsComics
The cover to the comic book Grommets #7 by Rick Remender, Brian Posehn, Brett Parson, and Moreno Dinisio, featuring a group of teenage skater punks
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Me irl
Bobby from cartoon "King of the Hill" making the Texas Longhorn hand sign. Or maybe devil horns idk if they're different or not.
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
Happy Easter! He is risen!
ECW Champion Sandman
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
Happy Good Friday to all!
The professional wrestler Sandman crucified on a cross with barbed wire wrapped around his head
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
Um.
Comic strip "Family Circus" for 26 February, 2024. Billy is currently drawing the strip due to ongoing renovations of the art studio in the house. In this strip (drawn by a child), Bil, the father is speaking to their neighbor over their presumably shared fence, while the neighbor's child cowers in fear at the sight of him.

Bil: Sorry about all the building noise.
Neighbor: The hammering doesn't bother us. It's the agonizing screams.

Caption: Daddy continues his studio renovation while his 7-year-old substitute continues his expose.
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
"...Closer than we think!" Comic strip from October 11, 1959 depicting a megalopolis with a cultural center, "climatized" civic center, airlines (flying saucers), and "strip" city.

"MEGALOPOLIS

The next 20 years, according to urban planners, will see the growth in this country of the megalopolis - a solidly populated amalgamation of many cities, hundreds of miles long and wide.

The Henry Kaiser companies predict 14 such American megalopolises. A typical one would extend from Boston to Washington - 450 miles long. Other strip cities, built of urban areas and suburbs bordering one another, would run from Sacramento to San Diego, Toledo to Flint,
Milwaukee to Chicago and Gary, and all along the southern Florida Coast.

Today's cities would be focal points of
megalopolis culture, transportation networks, shopping centers, business and finance.
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Go to inspirobot.me and get motivated for 2024.
An image of a person half-obscured behind purple smoke with the caption "What if lawyers suddenly started to jump off a cliff?"
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Related: I made plokkfiskur - Icelandic fish stew last night
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
This is the third choice I'd pick, but the first two no longer exist (at least in the locations I remember)
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
ESPN paid to advertise this
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
We can stop having covers on comics now, this is perfection.
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
@catsofyore.bsky.social I put my new orange cat in the sunbeam to recharge and the older ones weren't impressed
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
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Endless Mike @endlessmike.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
I am so annoyed that I can't imagine spending the money it would cost for the original of this
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