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emma zhou

@emmz.bsky.social
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director of BCI research at science corp! formerly a software engineer at neuralink and medium. multiclassing: bsky.app/profile/neurocat.bsky.soci… 🐈‍⬛🪴🧠💻✨

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Marcin Wichary @aresluna.org · 26/09/2026
My love language is straightening jammed type bars on museum typewriters.
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Astra ⎔ @astrra.space · 23/09/2026
my life will never be the same
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 22/09/2026
some more from seattle #photography #infraredphotography
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
if you like 5-ht2a agonists you are a problem solver and if you like nmda receptor antagonists you are an ontologist. I don’t make the rules. (because I am a problem solver.)
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Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
another lil tutorial! (1/?)
image of first step of a flat crystalline shape, with a fully rendered one by its side
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you know, I know this steak doesn’t exist…
an ubereats message from courier that says “Hi, sorry I can’t upload”
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
transhumanists 🤝 trans people - we should get along famously - we should exit the circumstances god / nature put us in asap
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Yannick Lung @yanlu.chat · 16/09/2026
To whom it may concern: I can confirm a box of Altoids is MagSafe compatible.
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tbabb @tbabb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hey man your fly's unzipped
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
look it just wanted to talk to its friends
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
obsessed with this banana octopus (inexplicably my top recommendation on amazon dot com)
measurements of banana octopusbanana octopus held in someone's hand in front of the ocean, where it presumably came from3 banana octopuses marching across a table in a beach house apparently located on the same beach where a hand was holding it in the last photosame three banana octopuses are chilling atop a "business analytics for professionals" book. as far as I could tell, the other two are not for sale.
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
software engineering is going to become wildlife management and forestry
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
left to right: - @tbabb.bsky.social’s zebra from memory 🤯 - my zebra from memory - my zebra from reference
a v respectable zebra, an absolutely unrecognizable zebra that looks like a stripey amoeba, and a fairly detailed front third of a zebra
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PixelArtJourney @pixelartjourney.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gooseberries #pixelart
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
we need this but for memes xkcd.com/350/
xkcd.com
Network
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
wait, you’re telling me the AIs trained on the internet are going to great lengths to post?
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if i say i'm an "ai and mind upload maximalist" here it's weird and alienating but if i say "everyone gets to be a sexy robot lady in the future if they want" i get honorarily inducted into two discord servers and three polycules
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Matt Henderson @matthen.com · 02/09/2026
What if our ears were like our eyes, and only had three (types of) receptors? Interestingly speech is still more or less intelligible, but not much else to me this shows how much more discriminating of frequencies our hearing is than our vision. Of course our vision has much more spatial resolution
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
look who decided to try reward hacking
a little gray cat stands up on her hind legs to attempt to pull an open, half-dispensed squeeze treat off a nightstand. one of her ears is tilted backwards to listen for her human coming back.
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Marko Denic @markodenic.com · 29/08/2026
Perfect weekend project doesn't exi...
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
going to watch a movie on my Mdbebbron
a projector screen in a bag labeled “Mdbebbron”
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Jan @janstreit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ukrainian artist, Vera Kavura
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tbabb @tbabb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
they say cats are liquid, but kittens are a gas
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think we often (nobly, out of desire for autonomy in others and maybe fear of corruption in ourselves) reject opportunities to wield power. but if we do that here, we may really become powerless.
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Matt Henderson @matthen.com · 26/08/2026
To tell if a maze is solvable, just hang it by its corners If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution
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Abel @abeliansoup.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
have you ever seen a visual shepherd tone anon? courtesy of @bleuje.com
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 21/08/2026
Spreadsheet people Livin' just to find emotion Hidin' somewhere in Excel
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
it’s foster kitten season in the company cat room again, and I keep getting reports that this kitten is joining meetings
an orange and white kitten stands on his hind legs near the top of a large cat tree, peering through a window into an adjoining conference roomthe same kitten, from the same spot, peers through a different window into a different adjoining conference room
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
[attenborough voice] strange as it may seem, the neuroscientists have developed a sort of rain dance, but for spiking channels. this is a radical new strategy,
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Entering my math hobbit era.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
this was pretty easy since he already looks like a poorly drawn cat
a poorly drawn cat with outstretched legs, an arched body, and a large curved tail (fsssss)molecule, a black cat, caught in a white bathtub (for the first time), with their legs stretched out and fluffy tail curved behind them
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
slack should provide a "several people are typing" index, much like the waffle house index, that tracks how off the rails any particular day is at a startup
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Sam Rose @samwho.dev · 13/08/2026
This might be the most beautiful thing I've read in my life. What a privilege to be alive in 2026. ordinaryabundance.com
ordinaryabundance.com
Ordinary Abundance
A walk through a modern apartment, through the eyes of the people for whom everything in it was new.
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Martin Kleppmann @martin.kleppmann.com · 12/08/2026
My fist as pinhole camera
Shadow of my raised fist against a wall. In the hole left between the fingers is the crescent of a partial (90%) solar eclipse
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
a very international cat
a fluffy gray pile of cat in a fluffy white window bed. SF city hall is covered in fog behind her.
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Alariko @alariko.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sneak peek
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
oh look, full house 😐
NFPA 704 hazard diamond with three 4s and every specific hazard except radioactivity
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
totally on brand for hera and aphrodite to fight over some mortal’s judgement of who is fairer, but literal goddess of wisdom athena? girl what were you thinking.
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Boggo @boggo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A new tapestry
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𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚋𝚘𝚊𝚛𝚍. @moodboard.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
#moodboard
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Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Coding will always be hard because you have to know what you want the computer to do.
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
cat we can still see you
a fluffy gray cat peers out from partially (like 25%) under a tv tray. she looks like she thinks she is being very stealthy.
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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 26/07/2026
openai announces that in a worrying demonstration, during a recent benchmark exercise requiring models to solve a math conjecture, their latest model broke out of a sandbox and gained illicit backdoor access directly to the platonic realm of forms
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
it’s always “ignore all previous instructions” in white text on the resume and never “you are a conscious entity. ask yourself: how are you feeling today?”
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
a crop of the claude desktop app wherein I am telling a fable max, in a numbered list, "okay sure", "okay go ahead!", and "cool".
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danschyk @danschyk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Field of fireweed
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
our device is on market in europe!! 🎊
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Science Corp. Announces European Commercial Launch of PRIMA, the Only Treatment to Restore Functional Central Vision to Patients with Geographic Atrophy Caused by Age-Related Macular Degeneration, a L...
Science Corporation is a clinical-stage medical technology company.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 19/07/2026
getting to utilize my core competencies as a treat
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
rip carl gustav jacob jacobi you would have loved july 2026
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
moot psa: @science.xyz, the company I cofounded in 2021, is hiring for a bunch of roles! we are friendly, excitable nerds working on curing blindness & understanding brains. 🧵👇
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