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Cassie Cake

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At least two goblins in a trenchcoat. Enby (They/Them)💛🤍💜🖤 | Scientist | Reader of books | Player of cards

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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lease auctions? Yes please! I see too many places sit empty for years with for lease signs in the window. Giving smaller, newer businesses a better chance at having a storefront would be so good, for everyone.
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Scott 📎😷 free Link defund/abolish 12 Black Lives Matter Menor 🍉 @smenor.phd · 19/09/2026
It’s time for some game theory… [ 1/10⁸ ] 「 lesser of two evils 」 makes sense if you’re only playing one round ever. Do it again and again and it becomes a ratchet to supporting ever greater evil.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 19/09/2026
A partially cut gemstone.
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Wolfy D. Lucca 🌗🐺 @spookalucca.tv · 16/09/2026
Reminder: the only a person who gets to tell you you're trans or not, is YOU. you don't need anyone else's validation
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
Head of trust and safety huh? Based on this thread I don't trust you with anyone's safety let alone a marginalised group actively being targeted on the daily.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 16/09/2026
The #cyberpunktcg pre-release was a blast to play. There were so many big plays at every table. I went 2-2 using Goro Takemura and some Maelstrom Zealots to force players into making hard decisions. I can't wait to see how the constructed scene evolves.
Cyberpunk trading card of Goro Takemura, Vengful Bodyguard.
Legend
Arasaka. Corpo.
Quick: pay 1 Eddie and spend this card: give a friendly unit with cost 4 or less Blocker this turn. If you control a value-pair of Gigs, also give it +1 power this turn.
When a friendly unit uses Blocker, you may discard 1. If you do, draw 1.Cyberpunk trading card of Maelstrom Zealots.
Ganger. Maelstrom.
When this unit loses a fight, defeat the opposing rival unit.
Power: 0
(Units with power 0 don't steal Gigs.)
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 09/09/2026
After ripping packs and playing some games over the weekend I'm really excited for what the #CyberpunkTCG could become. Even with the current card pool there's a good variety of play styles. You can have some really explosive turns and turn a losing game into a win at the last moment.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 09/09/2026
My #RealityFracture prediction is that Emrakul will eat the Echoverse, negating the need to kill Jace. Jace will still die but have time to have a moment with people. The Detective already said they couldn't hold themselves together even before starting the Echoverse proper.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 04/09/2026
So these cards seem to go very nicely together. Free draw with readying an eddie or trashing a card each turn with Misty, and getting to play programs from the trash and bottom-decking them with Alt Cunningham. Filtering your deck and getting to potentially use the trash is...WOW! #CyberpunkTCG
Cyberpunk trading card featuring Alt Cunningham, Soulkiller Architect.

Spend this card: your next program this turn plays for -1 Eddie for each friendly min Gig, to a minimum of 1 Eddie.

Pay 1 Eddie and spend this card: Play a program from your trash. Bottom-deck it after you play it. (You still pay its cost.)A cyberpunk trading card featuring Misty Olszewski, Mender of broken Spirits.

This unit can't attack.

At the end of your turn, choose a card type. Then,reveal the top card of your deck.If it's the chosen type,add it to your hand and ready 1 Eddie. Otherwise, trash it.

(Unit, Gear, and Program are card types.)
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm so hyped, my cyberpunk TCG kickstarter rewards showed up today. I can't wait to start brewing decks! @cyberpunktcg.bsky.social There are so many sick looking cards, like this V, Corporate Exile.
A trading card from the Cyberpunk tcg.

The card is V, corporate exile.

The art is a futch looking V with long red hair, wearing black suit pants and shirt with a red suit jacket. She's reclining in a chair looking at her cybernetic arm.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 03/09/2026
I wonder if Tam is truly someone that Jace made or if she's the part of Jace that got cut out first? #Vorthos
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 28/08/2026
@spice8rack.bsky.social inspired me to show off my improvement on the Jaws card. It's much easier to read than the original.
A magic the gathering card with thermal printed stickers all over it, the art has been replaced with an image of wind-up chattering teeth with eyes, and the card reads:

Jaws, Relentless Predator 3RR
Legendary Creature - Shark
Trample, Haste
Whenever Jaws deals combat damage to a player, create that many Blood tokens.

Whenever a noncreature artifact is sacrificed or destroyed, Jaws deals 1 damage to each opponent.
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Proxy 001 > Eddy Goldfarb

For those that don't know Eddy Goldfarb is the inventor of the original chattering teeth toy.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If guys are getting interested in video games I've yet to see it tbh, I've only ever met a few guys who were into games and half of them turned out to be girls even then
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Cyborg Doctor game | All Our Broken Parts @tinbirdgames.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Will deleted memories return in dreams? Play as a robot doctor in a story-driven sim. Crack open ports and minds. Diagnose, repair, uncover secrets. 🎮 All Our Broken Parts now on Steam! 🔗 store.steampowered.com/app/3473430/ #indiegame #visualnovel #cyberpunk #wishlist #pixelart
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 07/08/2026
Seriously who thought this toddler-carrier ass mech design was good?
Toddler being carried in a front facing baby harness by a man
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Kara Buchanan 🏳️‍⚧️ @magicariot.com · 01/08/2026
*tapping the sign*
FUCK HARRY POTTER READ MAGICA RIOT
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tis a silly idea @mtgcreativecombos.bsky.social @levdev.bsky.social
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 10/06/2026
I dyed my hair red over the weekend and so far my coworkers have called me: Poison Ivy Ariel Makima And from a movie I forgot long ago, Lavagirl. It's interesting that every character I've been compared to is female. Non-Binary really does seem to be woman-adjacent to most people.
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
reblog to expand his coherency aura and give all bisexuals +10% attack speed
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy pride month Bluesky! I spent today putting together my Commander deck for this year's Magic the Gathering pride game. We're bringing Enbies and allies to the table with Sami, Ship's Engineer and Baylen, the Haymaker. commandertemplate.com/decks/3d31b7...
commandertemplate.com
Commander Template — Commander Deck Builder for EDH
Build better Commander (EDH) decks with Commander Template. Template-driven card recommendations, goldfish playtesting, and community deck sharing for Magic: The Gathering.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 27/05/2026
Omens of Chaos by @seananmcguire.bsky.social was such a good read, it had such a great cast of characters that we got to know over the course of the story. Strixhaven is a great setting and I would absolutely love a sequel with Eula and the gang helping the next round Trans-planar students.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 20/05/2026
I fucking hate it here.
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"protecting women and girls" this was YESTERDAY
RespectEd Aotearoa will close in August after exhausting its reserves following the withdrawal of government funding.

For ten years, RespectEd Aotearoa has worked in the spaces where sexual violence begins. It has delivered comprehensive programmes that recognise everyone’s right to live free from harm. It has helped organisations build cultures where respect is genuinely understood and expected.

That work is ending in August.

RespectEd was founded in 2015 by Wellington Rape Crisis, WellStop, and HELP. These organisations understand the human cost of sexual violence and the limits of response-only or piece-meal approaches to sexual violence, RespectEd was created to fill this gap.

"We are not closing because the need has gone away," says Jan Logie, Chair of the Board of RespectEd Aotearoa. "We are closing because the funding did. And those are very different things.

"Government estimates that there are 209,000 incidents of sexual violence per year. This is larger than the population of Wellington, and yet the Government's decision to end funding forces the only specialist sexual violence prevention organisation in Wellington to close.
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
it is time to bring out the greatest poem our country ever produced
Poet Hera Lindsay Bird tweets: 

godDAMN this stupid milkloving
piece of shit dumbass mean
spirited sale at briscoes racist
sexist 40% off deck furniture piss
country 

9/08/17
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Darusha Wehm @darusha.ca · 08/05/2026
Whaddaya know: Opportunity's tax policy is actually a banger. Universal Basic Income! Land Value Tax! Higher upper tax brackets! @greens.org.nz I can't wait to see how you top this! 💚 #nzpol
opportunity.org.nz
Tax Reset
Opportunity Party
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 18/04/2026
I finished reading BOOM goes the Bride by @valwrites.ca this week. I had to sit with this one and process it afterwards. I'm always a big fan of blending sci-fi and fantasy elements but thats actually not why I loved this book.
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 07/04/2026
after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign
check yo self before you dox yo self
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noks💛 @noksgamedev.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
OUR STEAM PAGE IS LIVE!🥳 Little Big Ghost Hunter is a horror game where you play as... A SPUNKY KID WHO'S READY TO PISS GHOSTS OFF!!🚫👀 It's a game full of spookiness, silliness, and love💝 If that's your jam - pls wishlist or talk to ur friends about it🫡 Link below⤵️ #indiegame #indiedev #gamedev
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 21/02/2026
This weeks Standard Showdown result: 1-2. My manifest dread/airbending deck lost to: an Ardyn the Usurper deck that was able to cheat out big threats faster than I could, and a Tolls of war/Elspeth Storm Slayer deck that went too wide for me to combat.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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PleasantKenobi @pleasantkenobi.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Teaming up with my incredible sponsor @gamegenic.com to do a HUGE Lorwyn Eclipsed Giveaway! To be in for a chance to win, you must be following Gamegenic and myself - and retweet this post! A winner will be announced this time next week! Check out Instagram for a second entry chance. #sponsored
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 02/02/2026
What the #MTG ProTour players are doing is cool and all but I just used Manifest Dread and Personify to get Ghalta, Etali and Zetalpa all into play on turn three. I'm sure I'll never get to pull that off again but oh my god was it satisfying!
The magic the gathering card Manifest Dread.
A 1 and G cost sorcery card that has the effect Manifest dread (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)The Magic the gathering card Personify.
A 1 and W instant card with the effect, Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Create a 1/1 colorless Shapershifter creature token with changelng. (It's every creature type.)
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 31/01/2026
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️pop 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
Bloomberg headline: "Nvidia Halts Plan to Invest $100 Billion in OpenAI, WSJ says"
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 16/01/2026
I had so much fun last night at the Lorwyn Eclipsed pre-release. Built a Rakdos goblins deck, my MVP was Gutsplitter Gang. Getting to drop a 6/6 on turn 4 with no ramp shenanigans is huge in limited. I was also lucky enough to pull an Oko as my only mythic.
Two magic the gathering cards.

The first is Gutsplitter Gang, a 3B Goblin Berserker with "At the beginning of your main phase, you may blight 2. If you don't you lose 3 life. (To blight 2, put two -1/-1 counters on a creature you control.)" 
The flavour text reads 'Known for being as ferocious in challenging each other for the first swing as they are against the enemy' 
6/6 

The second card is Oko, Lorwyn Liege, a 2U planswalker with "At the beginning of your main phase you may pay G. If you do, transform Oko."
+2: Up to one creature gains all creature types. (This effect doesn't end.)
+1: Target creature gets -2/0 until your next turn.
Starting loyalty of 3
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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 05/01/2026
Welcome to Lorwyn Eclipsed, enjoy A Boggart Ballad. #MTGLorwyn youtu.be/mCQ5EF69rSQ
Thumbnail for the Lorwyn Eclipsed Trailer featuring the title "A Boggart Ballad". A goblin from Lorwyn and a Boggart from Shadowmoor stand divided by purple light against backgrounds of their respective side of the plane. Each of these figures is crafted by the Jim Henson company featuring their traditional style.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 23/12/2025
With time off work for the holidays I finally found time to visit my LGS for some MTG standard showdown. I played Izzet otters/firebenders and got the worst luck every game, absolute trash starting hands and draw luck. Lost every single game. Best fun I've had in ages.
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Steph 🔜 Ottawa Weekend October 2-4 @steelcitysteph.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I propose that we start a movement. #LockInForLorwyn
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~Moyashi Mei🌱🌙~ @letsongakemi.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
🤩GIVEAWAY TIME🤩 I'm randomly picking not 1, but 2 entries for a chance to win 4 out of the 31 MTG Chibi Commanders I made for Inktober, in FOIL! All you have to do is: Like, repost and follow me Comment which commanders you would like to win Winners will be selected on December 7th. Good Luck! 🥰
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 29/11/2025
Magic Riot: Full Bloom by @magicariot.com is so flammin' good! Once again Kara captures the feeling of an animated show in text. There's so much I want to gush about with this book. There's something deeply euphoric about this story in a way that I didn't expect.
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🎃 🕯️ Monica Valentinelli is Sipping Tea. 🐈‍⬛ ☕ @booksofm.com · 20/11/2025
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
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Daniel Vernon @yeehawtheboys.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
“Trust us! Marginalising these communities more will absolutely bring down the cost of a KG of Mince and get your job back!”
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 13/08/2025
When the Earth was green by Riley Black @restingdinoface.bsky.social is a brilliant weaving of science and storytelling that takes you through the interlinking of plants, animals and their environment through time. 🧵
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 31/07/2025
The FBI doesn't need a permanent base of operations in NZ. Making such decisions that can have far reaching consequences in secret and without consulting the public is deeply undemocratic. Get the FBI out of here. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
rnz.co.nz
FBI to open standalone office in Wellington
The US policing agency's boss, Trump appointee Kash Patel, has been seen in the capital in recent days.
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Gender Census @gendercensus.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
The 12th annual international Gender Census 2025 is now open until at least 30th August 2025! survey.gendercensus.com It's for anyone whose gender (or lack thereof) isn't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy.
Title: Gender Census 2025.

Text: If you can't easily put yourself into just one of these two boxes, you are invited to take part.

Illustration: Two boxes, each with photos of relevant dictionary pages.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 18/07/2025
Magica Riot is such a fun read. I wasn't sure how magical girls would translate to text as it's typically a visual thing like TV shows and Manga but Kara @magicariot.com does a fantastic job! It's got the right mix of character growth, beating up minions of an evil force and lighthearted moments.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 16/07/2025
Absolutely devoured Once Upon a Punk Show by @kateforrest.bsky.social yesterday. Fantastic book, with a interesting take on deities in the modern day. I really love the idea that chaos deities don't CAUSE chaos but are beholden to it. I'd love to read more stories in this universe.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/06/2025
r e m i n d e r
pics of faces go to databases! careful what you post
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