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Cassie Cake

@eminentcake.northsky.social
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At least two goblins in a trenchcoat. Enby (They/Them)💛🤍💜🖤 | Scientist | Reader of books | Player of cards

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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 21h
Investing in third spaces in general benefits everyone. I get the idea of reducing children's screen time is probably appealing to some, but if we widen the approach to be more ambitious then we can strengthen communities around the country. #nzpol
Headline from stuff.co.nz: Labour to invest in activities for kids in bid to cut down screen use.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 23h
Master of Barbs is one of my new favourites. In my Boros Mobilize deck it can get pretty silly. Those 1/1 warrior tokens get big really fast when you have both Master of Barbs and a Shocking Sharpshooter or two.
A Magic the Gathering card

Master of Barbs 1{R}
Creature - Lizard Bard
Menace
Whenever one or more opponents are delt noncombat damage, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
2/1

Flavor text: The question isn't if he'll make his students cry. Only when.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's a new standard combo that I really want to make work. Turn one: Slumbering Trudge with x=0 Turn two: Mabel, Bitter Recluse. Remove the stun counters from Slumbering Trudge, play a 1 drop green that untaps (Pillar launch etc). Swing for 8 with Slumbering Trudge.
Slumbering Trudge 
Mana cost: X G
Creature - Plant Beast
This creature enters with a number of stun counters on it equal to three minus X. If it entered with a stun counter on it, tap it.
6/6

Flavor text: "Yes, she is blocking the path. Are you volunteering to move her?" - Tam, to KirolMabel, Bitter Recluse
Mana cost: B
Legendary Creature - Mouse Warlock
Deathtouch
When Mabel enters, remove up to three counters from another target creature or planes walker.
1/1

Flavor text: With her village destroyed, Mabel turned to the Calamity Beasts to bring down King Glarb.Ghalta, the Unstoppable
Mana cost: 8 G
Legendary Creature - Elder Dinosaur
This spell costs X less to cast, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
Trample
Other creatures you control have trample.
8/8

Flavor text: The apex of nature's ferocity.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if we sacrificed to daddy Markov and still had a body for blocking or got a second sac target?
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
Honestly the mechanism sword is a super cool bit of gear to give to a fighter.
A 4 panel comic by @swordscomic
1. Features an arm holding a mechanical Short sword
2. Features the same arm holding the short sword but have activated a switch turning it into a long sword.
3. The owner of the arm says "Now watch this!" while pulling a pin out of the pommel of the sword.
4. The owner of the arm says "En garde!" as the long sword transforms into a rapier.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 16/09/2026
The #cyberpunktcg pre-release was a blast to play. There were so many big plays at every table. I went 2-2 using Goro Takemura and some Maelstrom Zealots to force players into making hard decisions. I can't wait to see how the constructed scene evolves.
Cyberpunk trading card of Goro Takemura, Vengful Bodyguard.
Legend
Arasaka. Corpo.
Quick: pay 1 Eddie and spend this card: give a friendly unit with cost 4 or less Blocker this turn. If you control a value-pair of Gigs, also give it +1 power this turn.
When a friendly unit uses Blocker, you may discard 1. If you do, draw 1.Cyberpunk trading card of Maelstrom Zealots.
Ganger. Maelstrom.
When this unit loses a fight, defeat the opposing rival unit.
Power: 0
(Units with power 0 don't steal Gigs.)
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hopefully this one is a bit clearer, my phone camera isn't the greatest.
A magic the gathering card with thermal printed stickers all over it, the art has been replaced with an image of wind-up chattering teeth with eyes, and the card reads:

Jaws, Relentless Predator 3RR
Legendary Creature - Shark
Trample, Haste
Whenever Jaws deals combat damage to a player, create that many Blood tokens.

Whenever a noncreature artifact is sacrificed or destroyed, Jaws deals 1 damage to each opponent.
5/5
Proxy 001 > Eddy Goldfarb

For those that don't know Eddy Goldfarb is the inventor of the original chattering teeth toy.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 09/09/2026
There's a Red/Green combo that lets Johnny Silver hand fight three times in a turn and it feels so good to pull off. Johnny readies up after the first fight, after the second fight you move a Sandevistan from Panam to Johnny, and ready him up for third fight.
An image of a Cyberpunk trading card.

Johnny Silverhand, Never stop fighting.

The art features Johnny Silverhand in a car driving away from a burning car wreckage while he breathes out a cloud of cigarette smoke. johnny has his metal arm out the window holding up a handgun.

The text of the card reads:
the first time this unit wins a fight each turn, Ready it.

This unit wins all fights against CORPO units.An image of a Cyberpunk trading card.


The card is Panam Palmer, Nomad cavalry. The art features Panam Palmer a woman in a mechanics jumpsuit sitting down, in one hand she holds a bottle and resting against her leg is a large sniper rifle.

The text of the card reads:
Pay 2 Eddies and spend: Move a Gear from this legend to an unequipped friendly unit. If you do, ready that unit.

At the end of your turn, if 5 or more friendly units and/or legends are equipped, ready them.An image of a cyberpunk trading card.

Sandevistan

The art features the back of a cybernetically enhanced person's neck where the neck vertebrae have been replaced with metal ones.

The text of the card reads:
Cyberware (equip to a friendly unit or face up legend.)

At the end of your turn, ready this unit or legend.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 04/09/2026
So these cards seem to go very nicely together. Free draw with readying an eddie or trashing a card each turn with Misty, and getting to play programs from the trash and bottom-decking them with Alt Cunningham. Filtering your deck and getting to potentially use the trash is...WOW! #CyberpunkTCG
Cyberpunk trading card featuring Alt Cunningham, Soulkiller Architect.

Spend this card: your next program this turn plays for -1 Eddie for each friendly min Gig, to a minimum of 1 Eddie.

Pay 1 Eddie and spend this card: Play a program from your trash. Bottom-deck it after you play it. (You still pay its cost.)A cyberpunk trading card featuring Misty Olszewski, Mender of broken Spirits.

This unit can't attack.

At the end of your turn, choose a card type. Then,reveal the top card of your deck.If it's the chosen type,add it to your hand and ready 1 Eddie. Otherwise, trash it.

(Unit, Gear, and Program are card types.)
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm so hyped, my cyberpunk TCG kickstarter rewards showed up today. I can't wait to start brewing decks! @cyberpunktcg.bsky.social There are so many sick looking cards, like this V, Corporate Exile.
A trading card from the Cyberpunk tcg.

The card is V, corporate exile.

The art is a futch looking V with long red hair, wearing black suit pants and shirt with a red suit jacket. She's reclining in a chair looking at her cybernetic arm.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 28/08/2026
@spice8rack.bsky.social inspired me to show off my improvement on the Jaws card. It's much easier to read than the original.
A magic the gathering card with thermal printed stickers all over it, the art has been replaced with an image of wind-up chattering teeth with eyes, and the card reads:

Jaws, Relentless Predator 3RR
Legendary Creature - Shark
Trample, Haste
Whenever Jaws deals combat damage to a player, create that many Blood tokens.

Whenever a noncreature artifact is sacrificed or destroyed, Jaws deals 1 damage to each opponent.
5/5
Proxy 001 > Eddy Goldfarb

For those that don't know Eddy Goldfarb is the inventor of the original chattering teeth toy.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 21/08/2026
NOW that's what I call Hetposting
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 18/08/2026
Because you've been talking up Riftbound so much I've decided to go give it a shot. The Vi starter deck seems like fun, love aggro play styles. Maybe we'll see Riftbound ambassador Rebell in the future?
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 07/08/2026
Seriously who thought this toddler-carrier ass mech design was good?
Toddler being carried in a front facing baby harness by a man
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tis a silly idea @mtgcreativecombos.bsky.social @levdev.bsky.social
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 28/06/2026
Rocco, Street Chef is probably my favorite food related card at the moment. I ran them as my second commander along with Baylen, the Haymaker for the Pride event this year. I got so many food tokens and made Baylen gigantic with all the counters.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 02/02/2026
What the #MTG ProTour players are doing is cool and all but I just used Manifest Dread and Personify to get Ghalta, Etali and Zetalpa all into play on turn three. I'm sure I'll never get to pull that off again but oh my god was it satisfying!
The magic the gathering card Manifest Dread.
A 1 and G cost sorcery card that has the effect Manifest dread (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)The Magic the gathering card Personify.
A 1 and W instant card with the effect, Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Create a 1/1 colorless Shapershifter creature token with changelng. (It's every creature type.)
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 16/01/2026
I had so much fun last night at the Lorwyn Eclipsed pre-release. Built a Rakdos goblins deck, my MVP was Gutsplitter Gang. Getting to drop a 6/6 on turn 4 with no ramp shenanigans is huge in limited. I was also lucky enough to pull an Oko as my only mythic.
Two magic the gathering cards.

The first is Gutsplitter Gang, a 3B Goblin Berserker with "At the beginning of your main phase, you may blight 2. If you don't you lose 3 life. (To blight 2, put two -1/-1 counters on a creature you control.)" 
The flavour text reads 'Known for being as ferocious in challenging each other for the first swing as they are against the enemy' 
6/6 

The second card is Oko, Lorwyn Liege, a 2U planswalker with "At the beginning of your main phase you may pay G. If you do, transform Oko."
+2: Up to one creature gains all creature types. (This effect doesn't end.)
+1: Target creature gets -2/0 until your next turn.
Starting loyalty of 3
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 09/09/2025
I present to you a New Zealand stick insect.
A green stick insect climbing up brick steps.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 07/08/2025
I thought something similar when reading the last of the EoE story when the planeswalkerish being takes the Endstone.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 18/07/2025
What if we just get rid of defender?
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 14/07/2025
I have a bad feeling I won't be getting sonic. It's 4am local time for me, I set an alarm and all.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 16/06/2025
This is a fun discovery!, now I get to tell people random insects are shrimp
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 24/05/2025
I think it has potential to be fun with some other cards.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 04/04/2025
I've always wanted to get a whole box of boosters. It's so tempting to just tear into them like a gremlin rather than space them out. So excited for Dragonstorm!
An open box of Magic the Gathering play boosters for Tarkir Dragonstorm
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 19/03/2025
Having a warrior spirit is laughing at fate, yes?
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 12/03/2025
Seeing older promo cards like this Ancient Hellkite having the date stamped on it is really cool, that should come back. It really makes them special, the 16th of July 2010 is a moment in time more so than a card that just has a year printed on it.
A promo Card from magic the gathering:
Ancient Hellkite (4 R R R)

16 July 2010 is stamped onto the cards art

Creature - Dragon
Flying
R: Ancient Hellkite deals 1 damage to target creature defending player controls. Activate the ability only if Ancient Hellkite is attacking.
'When a dragon attacks, the are no bystanders.'
6/6
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 12/03/2025
As someone that has only gotten into Magic in the last two years I love it when I find stores that sell bundles of cards like 10 rares etc it gives me a chance to come across cards from sets too old to find packs for. Dune-brood nephilim is weird I love it. 1/2
A card from magic the gathering:
Dune-brood Nephilim (B R G W)
Creature - Nephilim

Whenever Dune-brood Nephilim deals combat damage to a player, put a 1/1 colourless sand creature token into play for each land you control.

'When it awoke, it spawned nameless thousands to herald its arrival'

3/3
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 08/03/2025
Currently playing around with a standard mtg deck around the idea of playing with opponents cards. It is not at all consistent or competitive but the chaos it causes is so much fun. This is the main gang so far, not sure what else I should include.
A picture of six cards from magic the gathering:
Etali, Primal Storm. (4 RR) 
Tinybones, the Pickpocket. (B) 
Valgavoth, Terror Eater. (6 BBB) 
Laughing Jasper Flint. (1 BR) 
Abyssal Harvester. (1 BB) 
Gonti, Night Minister. (2 BB)

All six cards through various mechanics can either copy or take opponents cards.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 06/03/2025
My lovely partner surprised me with a handful of Zendikar Rising boosters. Never seen anything from this set before, the party mechanic seems fun. I discovered Murasa Rootgrazer which looks incredible for playing with landfall now I just need to come up with a way of generating token copies!
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 05/03/2025
Pringle Green probably slipped on someone else's discarded pistol one time and from then on held a grudge about it.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 28/02/2025
If this Wikipedia image is anything to go by then I just learnt something new about myself lmao
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 26/02/2025
I know there's probably a logic to this that I'm missing but some of the Foundations Jumpstart cards being banned in Standard feels like a poor choice. Take Cynette, Jelly Drover and compare it to Arahbo, the First Fang for example, similar cards yet one is allowed in standard and the other not.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 15/02/2025
I was hoping to pull Sab-Sunen (frog goddess! 😍) but instead I got this Japanese radiant lotus!
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 14/02/2025
I never expected to pull a card that I can't actually read, it's very pretty though! #Magicthegathering #mtg #aetherdrift
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 07/02/2025
And lastly because it got a laugh out of me when I first saw it. Country Roads. 🎶Country Roads, Take me home🎶
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 07/02/2025
Basri, Tomorrow's Champion is straight away joining my Cat deck! Handy in the early game and possibly even more useful late game to help secure the win with my pile of indestructible cat tokens. 6/🧵
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 07/02/2025
Mendicant Core, Guidelight is huge for artifact decks. Getting to Max speed and then duplicating artifacts for only 1 is so versatile! 5/🧵
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 07/02/2025
Caelorna, Coral Tyrant. What a Queen! So regal with her coral crown. Also super strong blocker in the early game and not hampered by Defender so we can boost her up and go on the offensive! 4/🧵
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 07/02/2025
The Last Ride! First off it looks so damn cool. I wasn't initially planning to do a black deck for this set but I think I might have to for this alone. 3/🧵
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 07/02/2025
Following that we have the incredibly useful, Guidelight Matrix. A solidly useful artifact for vehicle/mount decks. It might not be super exciting but handy all the same. 2/🧵
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 07/02/2025
#aetherdrift pre-release day! I thought I'd show a few of the highlight pulls I got today. First up as the promo card is Mimeoplasm, Revered One with its fantastic art. 1/🧵
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 06/02/2025
I'm trying to avoid seeing too many spoilers for #aetherdrift because I get a lot of joy in discovering cards organically. That being said knowing the set has a ton of vehicles and mounts has me looking at how strong Miriam, Herd Whisperer could be with this release. #Magicthegathering #mtg
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 21/01/2025
Having read it from cover to cover, I think that On Tyranny by Timothy Snyder should be required reading no matter what country you live in. Fascism is like mould, it can grow anywhere if the conditions are right.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 17/01/2025
Because red haired angel. But also double combat phases is fun.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 14/01/2025
Was opening a couple of Lost Caverns of Ixalan packs last night and came across this card for the first time. Getting a 3/2 creature and discover 3 for just 4 mana is great value. Honestly a solid card in any Red deck. #Magicthegathering #mtg
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 13/01/2025
I love the concept of this card but I've somehow never been able to get much use out of it. Either I'm really unlucky or this card just isn't as good as I think it is. #Magicthegathering #mtg
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 03/01/2025
Last booster of this lot and it's my favourite set! The Lost Caverns of Ixalan. It's the closest I'll probably ever get to having a Dinotopia themed expansion. Looking at these cards I really want to do something with Swashbuckler's whip and Thousand Moons Infantry #Magicthegathering #mtg
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 03/01/2025
For the second to last booster this time around we have one from The Brothers War. The stand out card here absolutely has to be the Quicksilver Amulet! 4 Mana of any colour to put a creature on the battlefield regardless of its actual cost? YES PLEASE! #Magicthegathering #mtg
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