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Cassie Cake

@eminentcake.northsky.social
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At least two goblins in a trenchcoat. Enby (They/Them)💛🤍💜🖤 | Scientist | Reader of books | Player of cards

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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wonder how many of these ai dorks think we're going to have a Datakrash scenario?
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
God damn it.... That stuff actually looks really good. I think if we start seeing UB sets that have more care and thought put into them to keep them feeling like Magic the Gathering, much of the opposition will dry up.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hold up, didn't Opportunity run on tax reform and UBI back when Garath started it?
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wanna see if I can make the bunny sing. 🥰
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
That is the coolest, and your whole outfit is super cute!
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
Behold the chicken of the sea! 🦑 Autocorrect has tried to enforce English in the alt text (I assume).
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
Zucchini cake time!
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, Moonshadow, Mabel and a daydream would also be a really good aggro play. Reality Fracture has so many new toys to build around!
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Mr Stark I Don't Feel So Good: Spider-Man's Death
ALT: Mr Stark I Don't Feel So Good: Spider-Man's Death
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
@mtgcreativecombos.bsky.social Any thoughts on this idea?
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Turn 3: Play Ghalta, the Unstoppable (only costs three here). Swing with Trudge for 6 trample. Turn 4: Swing with Trudge, Mabel and Ghalta for 15 total.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's a new standard combo that I really want to make work. Turn one: Slumbering Trudge with x=0 Turn two: Mabel, Bitter Recluse. Remove the stun counters from Slumbering Trudge, play a 1 drop green that untaps (Pillar launch etc). Swing for 8 with Slumbering Trudge.
Slumbering Trudge 
Mana cost: X G
Creature - Plant Beast
This creature enters with a number of stun counters on it equal to three minus X. If it entered with a stun counter on it, tap it.
6/6

Flavor text: "Yes, she is blocking the path. Are you volunteering to move her?" - Tam, to KirolMabel, Bitter Recluse
Mana cost: B
Legendary Creature - Mouse Warlock
Deathtouch
When Mabel enters, remove up to three counters from another target creature or planes walker.
1/1

Flavor text: With her village destroyed, Mabel turned to the Calamity Beasts to bring down King Glarb.Ghalta, the Unstoppable
Mana cost: 8 G
Legendary Creature - Elder Dinosaur
This spell costs X less to cast, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
Trample
Other creatures you control have trample.
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Flavor text: The apex of nature's ferocity.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
#MTG Reality Fracture prerelease 2 of 2. Went 1-3 playing Naya-ish Mostly Green/White lifegain having to dip into red for removal. Titanbones is a cool guy that I'd love to build around in standard. All but one of my opponents had opened multiple plainswalkers or cards with crazy synergy. Still fun
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Based on the flavor text I'm choosing to assume it has a bifurcated tongue.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
#MTG Reality Fracture prerelease 1 of 2. Went 3-1 running Esper Control. Gideon the Oathless is great for chipping away at the opponents life. The Echoverse Fulcrum won me several games, playing control and then getting to clear the board around turn 6-8 left most opponents running on fumes.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
She's so freaking cute! I both want to be her and be with her.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ya know I think I need a couple of those Draconic Visitors. Anim Pakal and Terror of the Peaks could do with a new friend.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got the same feeling from reading that 😐
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
If the fishing industry can't survive without such destructive practices then the Industry deserves to shut down.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's so good, I want to eat it.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if we sacrificed to daddy Markov and still had a body for blocking or got a second sac target?
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
What a cute lil wolfy!
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
Each and every person involved in making this happen this should [REDACTED].
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
A for sure
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wait what? I must have missed that bit.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is what I keep telling people! Romeo + Juliet in an incredible movie and deserves to be recognised as such.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everytime I see one of those types of articles I just know that they're almost certainly not going to. They just need to get the headline out to the people that don't read. If you were gonna sue, you'd just do it. You wouldn't make a big song and dance about it.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
New and improved headline: Chuds mad after Double Fine announce casting award winning voice actor in new project. This is seriously some loser shit Polygon. Do better.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'd forgotten all about the soup, that was wild.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lease auctions? Yes please! I see too many places sit empty for years with for lease signs in the window. Giving smaller, newer businesses a better chance at having a storefront would be so good, for everyone.
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Scott 📎😷 free Link defund/abolish 12 Black Lives Matter Menor 🍉 @smenor.phd · 19/09/2026
It’s time for some game theory… [ 1/10⁸ ] 「 lesser of two evils 」 makes sense if you’re only playing one round ever. Do it again and again and it becomes a ratchet to supporting ever greater evil.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 19/09/2026
The facets have been cut roughly but in them so much potential.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 19/09/2026
A partially cut gemstone.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 18/09/2026
You look so happy in that last one, my favourite of the bunch for that reason alone.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Mindy Kaling: Your dead to me
ALT: Mindy Kaling: Your dead to me
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
Honestly the mechanism sword is a super cool bit of gear to give to a fighter.
A 4 panel comic by @swordscomic
1. Features an arm holding a mechanical Short sword
2. Features the same arm holding the short sword but have activated a switch turning it into a long sword.
3. The owner of the arm says "Now watch this!" while pulling a pin out of the pommel of the sword.
4. The owner of the arm says "En garde!" as the long sword transforms into a rapier.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
It is a weird feeling being disconnected from your past in such a way.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
20 yo me and current me are entirely different people, we wouldn't recognise each other. Hell I don't even remember what 20 yo me was like...yay for traumatic brain injuries.
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Wolfy D. Lucca 🌑🐺 @spookalucca.tv · 16/09/2026
Reminder: the only a person who gets to tell you you're trans or not, is YOU. you don't need anyone else's validation
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/emin...
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
North America or uk only for bookshop 😔
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
Head of trust and safety huh? Based on this thread I don't trust you with anyone's safety let alone a marginalised group actively being targeted on the daily.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey Doc can you graft me one of those butterfly peas? 🤭
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
Vigorbloom bottom surgery when? 🥺
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 16/09/2026
The #cyberpunktcg pre-release was a blast to play. There were so many big plays at every table. I went 2-2 using Goro Takemura and some Maelstrom Zealots to force players into making hard decisions. I can't wait to see how the constructed scene evolves.
Cyberpunk trading card of Goro Takemura, Vengful Bodyguard.
Legend
Arasaka. Corpo.
Quick: pay 1 Eddie and spend this card: give a friendly unit with cost 4 or less Blocker this turn. If you control a value-pair of Gigs, also give it +1 power this turn.
When a friendly unit uses Blocker, you may discard 1. If you do, draw 1.Cyberpunk trading card of Maelstrom Zealots.
Ganger. Maelstrom.
When this unit loses a fight, defeat the opposing rival unit.
Power: 0
(Units with power 0 don't steal Gigs.)
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't know how I'd feel about eating a chocolate representation of a god. I really like the idea of making a tempory idol out of river clay and then letting it return to river later though, that has a nice circular feel to it.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 15/09/2026
Radley card preview day is here! Also that might be 'just' an uncommon but that's a fantastic card honestly. Both in function and flavor.
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can Izzet chill for like one release?
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Cassie Cake @eminentcake.northsky.social · 11/09/2026
🥺
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