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Emily Reinhardt

@emilyanner.bsky.social
347 followers 953 following 2.1K posts

Currently something, was formerly something, former hack, player, hater, hat-maker (does not actually make hats)

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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 3h
Cult leader describes cult.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Deez" *rolling eyes, sighing* "Deez who?" "Deez are the voyages of the starship Enterprise"
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
A digital illustration done in black and white graphite style. Toshiro Mifune as his unnamed ronin character in Yojimbo. With both swords prominently on view in his belt, he has his arms pulled inside of his black kimono with one hand coming up through the collar to stroke his chin as he gives some sharp side eye to the right, scheming. In a text box in the upper right corner is what I sincerely hope is an accurate Japanese translation of ‘maybe it will happen today’.
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I love a good folded dog.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Seeing a resurgence of the "if you're upset about any current thing you must be ignorant of all of its historical antecedents and thus a stupid piece of shit" school of scoldposting, for the dang birds imo
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank goodness we put all our eggs in that basket.
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tim McVeigh killed 167 people in Oklahoma City but his name was "Tim," not "Nidal" so ...
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They truly don't care; anything to get to white men being in total control. If we have to cripple and destroy our advantages, our wealth, our prosperity to get it, so be it. They'd rather have a dumber, poorer society.
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I remember a decade-long panic about undergraduates, activists, or Tumblr pages declaring new language rules and denouncing people for violating them.
post from Trump on Truth Social declaring that anyone who uses the term "Artificial Intelligence" is THE ENEMY!
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think people should listen to what the administration trying to bring back spectacle lynchings, race riots, and middle passage-esque deportation voyages are trying to tell you about themselves. bsky.app/profile/bren...
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this Roman Empire LARP is getting out of hand
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not on any of my devices it won't be.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He should be tasered anywhere he shows up. I don’t mean at public meetings. I mean in general. McDonald’s? ZAP. Target? ZAP. Hooters? Oh you bet that’s a ZAP.
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They told us it would take our jobs. They told us it would replace us. They told us it would (maybe) destroy humanity. And they wonder why no one likes it?
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Open the schools, please
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He thinks everyone is an idiot.
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sometimes, scouring the bloop machine, you just see a post that sums it all up nicely. This is that post.
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The exact reverse of what many Israel supporters say about Gaza. Maybe, just maybe, every life has worth?
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I notice that everything the press doesn’t like is “social contagion” now, except for the escalating crankery of the press, which is an organisation of a couple of thousand people mostly concentrated in one city, who largely all know each other - one thing that definitely *is* social contagion.
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wow cops are writing npr bloops.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
Trump: *says horrible thing* the media: he didn’t actually mean it Trump: no I definitely one hundred percent meant it
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Justin @sitkaworldsfair.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
are you fucking kidding me
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What if OpenAl solves the Jewish problem
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unified field theory / quantum gravity
within the next 12 months?
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s a crime to be an incredible hater?
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Any friends or family of Frum that can talk to him? Can we get a wellness check?
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thought parents' rights were sacrosanct?
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Brawndo Has What Plants Crave!
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As someone who grew up with aunts and grandparents having regular stretches of not speaking, this moral panic is incredibly tiresome.
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Of course”
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Take a page from the Trump playbook: deport him.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anxious about the elections? Imagine that you’re somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs begin to take hold. You remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive. . . ." And suddenly the sky is full of what look like huge bats.
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gotta say, not loving this turn of events.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
interesting that conservatives were militantly “we must reward hustle” when the target was affirmative action at elite universities and now, when faced with the success of south asians and other groups, it is “i think we are too meritocratic”
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe instead of asking what does it mean at home, ask what it means for the women or the workplace? Maybe the entire point of this is that we are more than just "the home." Or maybe not WaPo, you Bezos rag.
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's gross, but also hilarious, how little he's able to think about what other people may need.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is all a joke to them because far-right conservatives think that rape is good, and that high status men should be entitled to rape any women around them who are not also already attached to other high-status men. this is their actual ideology
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
PEG is just about the worst: a gross troll if he's kidding, a complete cretin if he's not, and just a font of terrible opinions and utter gutter hate, sexism and racism and what not.
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"People are where they should be" is the pernicious belief that all of society, everywhere, rests on. A complete lie that makes people on the top feel better, people on the bottom feel worse.
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Must be exhausting to have to go through every day being born yesterday.
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Correct headline, thank you
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Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Something will crack. The nonsuburban electorate will decide that the system has failed and start looking for a strongman to vote for...All the sadism which the academic Left has tried to make unacceptable to its students will come flooding back." - Richard Rorty, ACHIEVING OUR COUNTRY, 1998
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me, to all the misogynist wankers, he-man women haters, trad losers, and general whiny-ass titty-baby manboys in the MAGA GOP
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Nelson Muntz's Iconic Simpsons Laugh
ALT: Nelson Muntz's Iconic Simpsons Laugh
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guess: Reihan will be just fine and dandy with this.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pro-life really only means fetuses. (And sometimes not them, either.)
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
But they were all of them deceived, for another Duran was made
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Urban Land Rent 🇸🇴🚰 @urbanlandrent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“No they really believe it” is a way better heuristic for understanding political actors than “they are on the take” 9 times out of 10. Sometimes beliefs are downstream of materialism and political economy. But these relationships are more complicated than “bribes”
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Emily Reinhardt @emilyanner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Should maybe try creating "Office of Winning Wars."
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