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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tired: you can tell Gwyndolin was trans because she was a son turned into a daughter Wired: you can tell Gwyndolin was trans because she kept vital infrastructure running for a society that hated her while living in her dad's basement and projecting a vision of idealized femininity
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is fun crawlerzoo.com
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The Crawler Zoo — a live menagerie of web crawlers
A live zoo of the bots visiting this site: 15,695 so far today. See what GPTBot, ClaudeBot and Googlebot are, and how to block them.
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local merchant princes attempt to bribe theologians and the Pope’s advisors so the Pope will issue a favorable proclaimation”
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To Valhalla
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Maxi Molina @maximjdev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every time it rolls around it's thank @tomschalk.bsky.social hours. THANKS FOR MAKING THE FUNNIEST THING EVER, TOM
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23/09/2026
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 16/09/2026
omg look what I found in the yard
An adorable pink and cream caterpillar crawling up a stalk of indigo salvia - creeping toward a snack.
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driftingsea RL200 @driftingsea.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
feeling a little nostalgic since last night i was trying to convince my workmates to venture into the lands between...
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Maquinaria del Somni @witchunic.moe · 12/09/2026
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🌟BraveDoodle🌟🐺🏳️‍🌈 @bdoodle13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 04/09/2026
This Finnish guy has been teaching himself Sumerian, and sent a cuneiform tablet to the British Museum to check his progress. They just emailed him that they've sent him something in the post. I'm now thrilled and excited for a total stranger! Clay tablet mail! www.reddit.com/r/Cuneiform/...
a photo of a hand holding a cuneiform tablet
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 02/09/2026
the father:
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Dr. Scott Hartman - but not THAT kind of doctor @skeletaldrawing.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Have you ever wanted to visually compare the size of your favorite extinct animals? Now you can, as I'm launching an interactive size comparison tool on my website. Give it a try and let me know what you think: www.skeletaldrawing.com/compare/
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/08/2026
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Jacob the Weeb @weebservations.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m so scared Aniplex is gonna make us wait until 2027, weebs can’t keep a secret that long
TEEN COMIX template 

Panel 1: NO FEAR

Panel 2: Madoka Magica Walpurgisnacht spoilers before I can see it in the theater

Panel 3: ONE FEAR
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every new detail that has come out about Dolly in the last 24 hours has made her seem even cooler.
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Evelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️ @apsciencebylyn.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Day 30 of my 2024 favorites: BLUE I'd been aware of Sphodros abboti (one of our local mygalomorph species) for a few years, and that the males looked like this, but seeing one for myself was a bucket list event. This boy absolutely did not disappoint 💙 #InverteFest #AmericasAss
Lean black mygalomorph spider lad with giant chelicerae, and that iconic deep purple-ish blue abdomenCloser shot of his blie booty. One of a kind ass. America's ass, even
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️
Sheep grazing in fields, the one in the foreground with white smoke apparently coming out of its bottom
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 18/08/2026
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Love how this dude discovered the cheat codes of "what if I listened to constituents" and "what if I modeled good behavior" and "maybe I behave like a normal person should." These are apparently dark secrets that have been hidden from other politicians.
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
completely real question i had to answer for the hospital im getting top surgery at
a surgery form. the question being asked is "what are your pronouns?" the only answers are yes or no.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Playing old visual novels rocks because you’ll suddenly be hit with a gargantuan plot swing that no studio in the west would have the balls to pull off in a million years, pornography, or both somehow.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hey, man. You should check out this visual novel from 1999. It features one of the most convoluted examples of metafiction I’ve ever seen, influenced basically every designer you like, and is so embarrassingly horny that you feel like you’re going to go to prison for it.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I've never touched google gemini or whatever, but this was turned on. myactivity.google.com/product/gemini turn that shit off
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Let us examine the set of circumstances that led to this Eulimnadia clam shrimp living out its entire live cycle in a styrofoam cup on the ground.
Styrofoam cup in a ditchView of the cup showing some water and algae insideA live adult clam shrimp living happily in the cup
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Steffen Rayburn-Maarup @rayburnmaarup.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
A town sign seen through a train window.
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
imagine getting dunked on by Playboy for being weird about women’s bodies
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Still thinking about genderfluid avocados
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Malacoda (Incubi are already spooky🎃) @incubusmalacoda.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Desk clerk: "Nice Zelda hat!" Me: "Thanks!" Desk clerk: "I'm excited for the Ocarina of Time remake. I've never played it, but it was my mom's favorite game as a kid." Me:
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Old Snake Smoking - Metal Gear Solid 4 MGS4
Alt: Old Snake Smoking - Metal Gear Solid 4 MGS4
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Skylar the Victorian Tapeworm 🔞 @skylarsunday.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Literally what fandom discourse has turned into I fear.
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 26/07/2026
this is true but bugs bunny is also gay bugs bunny [checks notes] wait sorry motoko kusanagi is bisexual bugs bunny [checks notes] hold on that's also bugs bunny. motoko kusanagi is girl bugs bunny [checks notes] hold on that's also-
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
when I get mad at a stupid comment online
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Samantha Ferreira Is Back On Her Book Bullshit @sam-animeherald.northsky.social · 24/07/2026
Holy shit, they're actually trying to make the old "Please Drink Verification Can" greenstory into reality:
>2018
>wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing video games
>excited to play some halo 2k19
>"xbox on"
>...
>"XBOX ON"
>"Please verify that you are "annon332" by saying "Doritos™ Dew™ it right!"
>"Doritos™ Dew™ it right"
>"ERROR! Please drink a verification can"
>reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k19™ War Chest
>only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night
>still feeling sick from the 14
>force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot"
>xbox does nothing
>i attempt to smile
>"Connecting to verification server"
>...
>"Verification complete!"
>finally
>boot up halo 2k19
>finding multiplayer match...
>"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!"
>my mother just walked in the room
>"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?"
>"NO!"
>"Console entering lock state!"
>"to unlock drink verification can"
>last can
>"WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card"
>drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick
>pour the last half out the window
>"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE"
>the mountain dew ad plays
>i have to dance for it
>feeling so sick
>makes me sing along
>dancing and singing
>"mountain dew is for me and you"
>throw up on myself
>throw up on my tv and entertainment system
>router shorts
>"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF"
>"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title above the comic reads, "The organs are a team."
The first panel shows a drawing of a stomach. The stomach says, "I digest food so it can become energy."
The second panel shows a drawing of a heart. The heart says, "I use energy to pump blood."
The third panel shows a drawing of a liver. The liver says, "I take that blood and filter it."
The fourth panel shows a drawing of a brain. The brain says, "I will actively sabotage all of you."
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You can dismiss any news that appears in the format "Elon Musk says [blank] will [blank] by the end of [blank]"
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 22/07/2026
not only is this classic image what i think of whenever the major and aramaki are on screen but it's also the demographic of people currently waiting science saru's ghost in the shell this season
a young woman in a blue haired wig sits next to an old man with a cane on the subway
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
reagan-slayer 69
"but what if you abort the baby who'll cure cancer?!" sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use Al to go through your resumes

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"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
While most people knew him for his movies lets not forget the incredible human Sam Neil was too
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