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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪

@emceekayvee.bsky.social
9.6K followers 5.1K following 35K posts

I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Fuck ICE Fuck TRUMP Fuck the NRA Fuck RELIGION Fuck FLOCK cams Shop Riot Gear: riotgearpress.com Contributor to: @riversidecasino.bsky.social @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @sorrowscopes.bsky.social

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 6h
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Bugs Bunny Says NO
ALT: Bugs Bunny Says NO
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 6h
For surrrrrree
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 6h
Definitely
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 7h
Employees must wash their eyes with bleach before returning to work.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 7h
It just needs to happen!
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 8h
Dr. Poo
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 9h
Got fired from PetSmart for unionizing the hamsters
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 9h
satanism
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 9h
I'm a satanist
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 9h
my grandma Nellie Mae converted to Catholicism (gross) after she claimed a Virgin Mary statue smiled at her, and I know how she feels bc one time I could've sworn a Shrek meme winked at me.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 9h
haha, yay!
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 9h
haha
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 10h
POWER COUPLE
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 11h
Thank you, I will
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 11h
YES. I mean...NO?
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 11h
YES
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Chris WoooOOOOooomack @hollowoak.bsky.social · 12h
Liberty bibberty removes one sock from the dryer when you're not looking
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 11h
I love it so much
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 11h
♥️
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 11h
hahahahahahahahaha
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
I'm certain I don't know what you mean
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
okay he's safe! safe!
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
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Michael Jackson Bowing Gracefully
ALT: Michael Jackson Bowing Gracefully
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
always
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
Yes. And get in the way-back machine and destroy the Noid.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
let's roast that fucker
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
♥️
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
thank you!
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
okay this is too far. Gimme a can of gas and some matches.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
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Female Vampire Fangs Close-Up
ALT: Female Vampire Fangs Close-Up
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
I mean, only for schtick/joke purposes.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
😡🔪
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
combination Wendy's
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
you must have a huge yard (not a euphemism)
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
THAT MONSTER
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
this post is at 69 likes
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
prob, and she still got preggers
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
of course he does. Asshole.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
🧛‍♀️
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
and you loved every minute of it
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
c'mere
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21h
He just like me fr
Kamala Harris's husband 'does not want her to run for president again'
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
Mexicum
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
mintal dental
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
oooh I will. I collect vintage vampire fangs and I have tons. I have an orange pair that flows in the dark too!
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
YES YOU ARE I CAN SMELL THE FEAR
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
WILL
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
YES
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
why the FUCK are you so fertile?
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
Happy Scary Season!
Emceekayvee is a 50y/o white woman with blonde and silver hair and brown eyes. I'm wearing a camo Army jacket and have glow-in-the-dark vintage novelty Halloween fangs in my mouth
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