Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I feel like the only person that’s actually angry about how humiliating the end to the Iran was is shaping up to be. It’s not Trump’s humiliation because he is capable of deluding himself to an extent the rest of us cannot fathom. So the humiliation is just America’s. I hate his voters so much. 120
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsEctoplasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me. 126102052676
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 25/02/2026This document becomes more enjoyable by the day 010
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I just don't think it's possible for me to hate the New York Times more than I do 030
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsKeith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 04/02/2026quant, please don't attribute that TikTok bastardization of a neologism to the good posters of BlueSky. If there's any BlueSky specific way to say kys, it involves the study of statistical mechanics. 31644
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 04/02/2026How is it that half the country can’t figure this shit out? The two chicks at the same time breast exam watch out for your cornhole guy isn’t struggling with it. What the hell, people? (I fuckin’ love this dude) 010
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I’m glad I’m not the only one noticing. Swear to God schools used to be consistent and open and available all the time. I feel like I’m going crazy these days. 100
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsSaint Riot @saintriot.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Shout out to elevator shenanigans. Gotta be one of my all time favorite shenanigans. 26815
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 31/01/2026The East Wing should never be rebuilt. A small plaque should be left in the middle of a barren field that’s allowed to grow only weeds. It should be a permanent monument to the stupidest decision the people of this country have ever made. 021
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 31/01/2026This is my entire internet experience. Started working on this shit in ‘96. I was here for everything but apparently saw nothing. I guess I just walked right by the brain poison factory as they were building it and thought nothing of it. 010
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Man, I, for one, am utterly shocked that an alcoholic would want to plow ahead in a desperate attempt to stay one step in front of yesterday’s consequences. Totally unheard of for the archetype. 020
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsBranden @brandenp.bsky.social · 27/01/2026One can only be a true gourmand if you pick up & eat dog shit off the ground. You just can’t experience the full spectrum that taste has to offer, without a mouthful of turd 011
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsT. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 27/01/2026"Unitary Executive for everything except responsibilities" 216516
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 25/01/2026You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested. 4342313911148
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsSpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Anyone trying to push the absolute lie that Democrats are in any way the problem right now gets blocked. I'm so fucking done with you collaborating assholes. 813748
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 22/01/2026media.tenor.coma woman in a pink robe sits next to a man with his mouth open .ALT: a woman in a pink robe sits next to a man with his mouth open . 010
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Is there a good alternative to Ring? I gots to replace mine for reasons 110
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsTexas Observer @texasobserver.org · 20/01/2026Featured story, from @josephinelee.bsky.social: 92% of private schools already enrolled in the state's voucher programs serving kids beyond kindergarten are religious. An investigation by the Texas Observer found many of these exclude non-Christian and LGBTQ+ kids.texasobserver.orgTexas Taxpayers Will Fund Dozens of Private Schools that Openly DiscriminateThe state has signed off on voucher funds for schools that exclude non-Christian and LGBTQ+ kids. 14259115
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I’m becoming socially conservative in that I’m becoming a real tightass about civic virtue & honor. Fuck your boyfriend & his husband wearing dogsuits in private if you want, I don’t care at all, but I’m becoming pretty humorless about people feeling they have no obligation to any civic project 241715207
Reposted by Emcee Hammerpantsderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/01/2026no greenlander ever called me a libtard 212195541849
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I just read the story about the kidnapped duck. This place definitely has the juice. 000
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place 15213625083
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsMichael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Bro is about to become the first GoFundMe billionaire. 19755111
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsLavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 13/01/2026People forget Jim Davis was an assassin for the mob before Garfield took off. He learned how to draw in prison by forcefully tattooing his characters onto rival gang members. 0492
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Homeboy is gonna come out of the Trump era missing some teeth (hopefully not) but with a HUGE Honda sponsorship (definitely). 040
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsDead Carl @deadcarl.bsky.social · 13/01/2026The three big problems from woke 1.0 I see are: 1. the emphasis on language 2. the aversion to power 3. hyper-certitude 2271
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Crowd standing in front of ICE building chanting “abolish ice” 1316
Reposted by Emcee Hammerpantsghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 09/01/2026mainline clergy acquitting themselves very well lately 14934147
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 08/01/2026The Republican Party is no longer American in any meaningful sense of the term, to borrow the language of the Claremont Institute. 501764482
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsMichael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 08/01/2026DEMS: "Affordable child care" GOP: "Murder people" IDIOTS: "Both parties are the same." 1451465
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsBunny Shelton @bunnyshelton.bsky.social · 08/01/2026To the people on this platform who use every illegal, immoral and unpatriotic action by this administration to rail at Dems can I just say how tiresome you are? If you haven't noticed the GOP holds every lever of power at the federal level. They've even usurped law enforcement. There's not a 1032795
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Renee Nicole Good was 37. She was murdered by an ICE agent in the street in broad daylight. What really happened to her will not be forgotten, minimized, or ignored. 260140704272
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsSeva @seva.bsky.social · 07/01/2026abolish ice is the moderate position to be honest. whichever candidate promises to nuremberg the ice agents has my vote at this point 323485837
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsApril Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I WANT LEADERS AS ANGRY AS WE ARE 91418324
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsThe ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 07/01/2026get a therapist that isn't someone else's comments 0591
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 06/01/2026They piss down my back and tell me it’s raining. It’s warm and that’s nice. 020
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I love, love love love, love love LOVE that in a time where the race is for who can build out the most renewable capacity and the best batteries, we’re starting a war over shitty oil. Love love love. 000
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsInnocent🕷Abroad @jjgass.bsky.social · 01/01/2026The lesson of the Orange Bowl: If you hate trans people, you don’t get to score. 0112
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Swear to God the next tech dipshit that appropriates Tolkien inappropriately should get the rope and I am not even CLOSE to kidding. Y’all can put me on a watchlist I don’t give a FUCK. 010
Reposted by Emcee Hammerpantssnow-kiss @snow-kiss.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I’ve built a Pacman variant on one line, that feels surprisingly deep. Share suggestions or feedback—I’m all ears. Drop your thoughts or high score below! 🕹️ beep8.org #IndieLove #GameDev #PixelArt #IndieDev #SoloDev 152
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 27/12/2025The one and only thing Trump is right about is his contempt for the media. He’s right for the wrong reasons, but he’s still right. I’d feel nothing if many “journalists” were lined up and shot other than a vague sense they had it coming. 000
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsDavis X. Machina @ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Guns, germs, and Thiel. 4534
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsJeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 26/12/2025It would unironically be a good idea to rebrand “The Humanities” as “Metacognition Studies” or something similar 2318
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 26/12/202580 degrees the day after Christmas. Y’all, shit’s a little fucked up. 010
Reposted by Emcee HammerpantsThe PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 24/12/2025for your holiday reading pleasure: i wrote about why i’m getting back into tapes, and what we’ve lost by letting ourselves get addicted to platforms built around surveillance and instant gratification. 🎶 @404media.co404media.coWhy I Quit Streaming And Got Back Into CassettesIn the age of Spotify and AI slop, tapes remind us what we’re missing when we stop taking risks. 943284