Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Or Buttigieg spending three years at McKinsey. I got a special hatred in my heart for consultancy guys (because I’m a former consultant) but that doesn’t mean I needed to let that define him. I bought that hook, line and sinker for awhile. 081
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Have we ever lost a war this fast, this many times, before in our history? 010
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I like that his reward will be scorn, ridicule by the filth he put in power, and ultimately being forgotten except by people that know inside baseball, who will all hate him. 000
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 02/07/2026That’s a fine way to never work in this town* again. *this town meaning all of democratic politics forever. 070
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I, personally, have hosted larger parties. 000
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I think it’s like being black back in the day. A drop of gay blood is gay enough. (Remember that vaccinated blood is also gay) 020
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 28/06/2026If Trump had the capacity for embarrassment this would kill him. 000
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 28/06/2026No idea how you got that. Perhaps literacy is a problem for you. I will speak slowly: t r u m p ‘ s v o t e r s a r e r e s p o n s i b l e. Wait. This will help: 100
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Sales are generally down across the board. A lot of Americans have substituted ready meals from grocery stores for fast food. 0131
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Way less than the people that voted for Trump. Way less. Who did you vote for? 100
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Joe Biden didn’t vote for him. Democrats didn’t vote for him. The people that voted for Trump made a second Trump term a reality. 130
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 27/06/2026How long before he tries to ape OF but with actual physical prostitution? I give it a year. 100
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I thought the New York Democratic Party had recently had some pretty high profile screw ups that led to them losing some seats they had no business losing. Did I imagine that? Tough to keep up with things these last ten years. 000
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This is disturbing. ProPublica is one of the few news orgs I actually trust. Is this just the reality for reputable media now? 000
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I think the fact he’s a piece of shit is the whole ballgame. Pieces of shit have been, despite all the cynics, underrepresented in national politics. Trump gave all the miserable assholes in this country someone to vote for, because he is their king. 160
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 24/06/2026We had it. It was Obama. He got us improvements in the healthcare system. We also had Biden who gave us an incredibly progressive presidency and a soft landing from the COVID mishandling and his reward was getting shit on told to “sit down old man”. 070
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 24/06/2026He’s the goddamn asshole whisperer. Because he is authentic. He’s a liar, a rapist, a thief, a con artist, probably a murderer, almost definitely a pedophile, and a tax cheat. He is the manifest id of every antisocial piece of shit in this country and they love him. 2163
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Gabe N isn’t a stupid man. There’s a reason there’s never been a Half Life 3. 000
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I just realized I really want an electric Ford maverick. I don’t like the slate truck. It’s TOO bare bones. The bones are too bare. I need a little meat. 110
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Oh yeah that makes sense. I’m not in ops so I constantly forget about that stuff 010
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This is the president. That’s just crazy man. You ever try to look at it in a vacuum and just think, man, this guy is the president? It’s fucked up, dude. 010
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I mean, I’m a complete moron and I’ve got a local model running. 100
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Then they get to go home and tell their constituents they didn’t override the veto on a very popular piece of legislation. And the ones that have to worry about threading the needle on Trump-humping primary voters and everybody else find themselves even more uncomfortable. 150
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I like the veto route because it means republicans get to decide if they want to swap their votes on a hugely popular bill just to appease their baby god king. 030
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I hope he vetoes it. Then republicans get to decide if they want to swap their votes on a layup to save dear leader. 010
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 24/06/2026His confusion is grammatically correct, which is the second best kind of correct. 020
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Nice. So either he publicly loses face when his veto is overturned or republicans get to blow a layup bill and have to answer to their constituents. All over the SAVE act, which is dead. Genius. 020
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This is good. Trump needs to be held personally liable for every cost we’ve incurred as a result of his theft, corruption and incompetence. It will take a generation to clean up this mess and people like him and Musk need to pay for it. 010
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Same with AI companies. I don’t want to own any part of OpenAI or Anthropic’s debt. What I want is for the US postal service to serve a decent LLM for a free-to-highly-subsidized cost to individuals. 150
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 23/06/2026High trust society? Murder and theft were rampant back then. Violence was an incredibly common way to die. I guess it’s some solace the person killing you probably had the same skin color. 010
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 19/06/2026It’s like looking at an alternate universe where we’re still a country. 000
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Take it from their employees. Liquidate their assets. 010
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 19/06/2026He’s gotta. The alternative appears to be “blame JD Vance.” 050
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 18/06/2026We’re all having a laugh but he doesn’t care. In his head this is the greatest deal ever. He’s too stupid and deluded to understand otherwise. He’s Zaphod Beeblebrox in the Total Perspective Vortex. 010
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I feel like the only person that’s actually angry about how humiliating the end to the Iran was is shaping up to be. It’s not Trump’s humiliation because he is capable of deluding himself to an extent the rest of us cannot fathom. So the humiliation is just America’s. I hate his voters so much. 120
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 18/06/2026What that should do is teach democrats how to treat the media. Generally speaking they’re too fucking stupid to be afforded respect and they’ll maul you if you do. They want to be shit on. Give them what they want. 020
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I mean, it’s a generational, probably historical, failure. You can’t just pin it on the guy you sold your soul for. That would be stuuuupid. 000
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Dallas and Austin are a couple of the biggest tech hubs outside of Silicon Valley. We have a SHITLOAD of Indians. 230
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 18/06/2026He’ll have his time in the barrel soon. The final nominee will be Trump’s last VP (which will be his VP after the next VP). Vote for Grok, 2028. 010
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 17/06/2026It says something not great that we’re cheering on Iran for dunking on us. But I don’t blame us for cheering for it. We can’t really divorce Trump’s humiliation from our own, though. He’s such a shit president. 110
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 16/06/2026static.klipy.comSkeptical Fry from FuturamaALT: Skeptical Fry from Futurama 110
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I met a man once who worked on a physical RAM system for Texas Instruments in the 70’s. It was a series of vacuum tubes that would move punchcards around in the system, enabling the computer to store and update info as it ran. If you’re not doing that, you’re just faking it. 150
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I was gonna make a joke about having to be black to catch that charge but this is a much better joke. 110
Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Hey Atlantic. Look down here by my thigh. 👌 Who got got? Was it you? It was you! 000