Reposted by JessicaMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 211100071593
Reposted by JessicaMohamad Bazzi @mbazzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page of @scotnational.bsky.social 131395542
Reposted by JessicaAriadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me returning home from a shop at Aldi #CelebrityTraitors 244184
Jessica @elysiumdisco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The cat in episode 5 is the real star of the show #taskmasternl 011
Reposted by Jessicacones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026WHY IS THERE A CHIBI ANIME ANDY BURNHAM 31604117
Reposted by JessicaRichy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Paul Hollywood, every single season: I hate lavender. It tastes like soap. One baker, every season: So my showstopper is a lavender and soap Swiss Roll. #GBBO 0443
Reposted by Jessicajonathan 'der bernhard' / 'jurt' löffelbein @derloeffelbein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026florian schröder mach dich bereit die nächste stufe deine rechter satiriker transformation ist erreicht 6585
Jessica @elysiumdisco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Watching Taskmaster NL ep 3 and am relieved it’s not just me who eats hagelslag like that. It’s SO addictive 110
Reposted by Jessicalukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is 130133042145
Reposted by JessicaFranziska Davies @efdavies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Priorität haben Interviews mit Nazis (selbst wenn man eine Ministerpräsidentin im Studio hat), AfD-Lügen bleiben unwidersprochen, für die „Polarisierung“ in MV sind „beide Seiten“ verantwortlich. Der Umgang der ÖR mit einer Partei, die die Demokratie zerstören will, ist wieder schwer auszuhalten. 231133313
Jessica @elysiumdisco.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The Taskmaster NL contestants and hosts are so charming, definitely gotta be up there on top taskmaster international versions 131
Reposted by JessicaNight in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Pretty amazing to be something, at least 031
Reposted by JessicaJan Böhmermann 🤨 @janboehm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Faschismus is back youtu.be/DgPvWtvUZF8?...youtu.beJan Böhmermann – “Faschismus is back” | ZDF Magazin RoyaleYouTube video by ZDF MAGAZIN ROYALE 16850232
Reposted by JessicaJoel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My two-year-old son adores getting books in the mail from "Miss Dolly." She's a hero in our house. Safe home, Miss Dolly. 8735140
Jessica @elysiumdisco.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Most random spot of the day is a picture of Tim Key in a shop in Brick Lane 010
Reposted by JessicaPeter Walker @peterwalker99.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Downing Street on who Keir Starmer will be supporting on Sunday: “He wishes both teams well in the final, but especially Spain.” Perhaps speaking for much of the nation there. 5749
Reposted by JessicaJan Böhmermann 🤨 @janboehm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Keine Angst! youtu.be/ia3U-r9eis8?...youtu.beOlli Schulz - Keine Angst vor der Angst (mit Elmo aus der Sesamstraße)YouTube video by Olli Schulz | MonsieurPiccolini 1147361
Jessica @elysiumdisco.bsky.social · 03/07/2026@arjenlubach.bsky.social are there any plans for German and/or English translations of your other books? I just finished Der fünfte Brief and loved it 120
Reposted by JessicaRainer Herda @rainerherda.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Der Schauspieler Alexander Held ist im Alter von 67 Jahren nach kurzer Krankheit gestorben. Möge er in Frieden ruhen. 😔🖤🕯 7487
Reposted by JessicaMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 12/04/2026walking from my election party to the Tisza rally and we heard crowds cheering in the distance as Orban officially conceded 🥰 394976449
Jessica @elysiumdisco.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Sorry in advance to anyone who doesn’t care about Taskmaster NL and/or Lubach. Buzzing for it 040
Reposted by JessicaArt Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Huge protest in London going on against the far right. Love to see it! 513377755
Reposted by JessicaAstrid Deilmann @astriddeilmann.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Gemeinsam mit über 250 Frauen aus Politik, Wirtschaft & Kultur stellen wir 10 Forderungen an die Bundesregierung. Es braucht endlich ein digitales Gewaltschutzgesetz, das Verbot von Deep Fakes und eine konsequente Plattformregulierung. Mehr Infos: centreforfeministforeignpolicy.org/2026/03/23/i... 614760
Reposted by JessicaZDF Magazin Royale @zdfmagaz.in · 27/02/2026In ein paar Stunden endlich wieder vor der Flimmerkiste Böhmi anhimmeln… 410910
Jessica @elysiumdisco.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Forever indebted to whoever does the English subtitles on Lubach videos 020
Reposted by JessicaJan Böhmermann 🤨 @janboehm.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Ein KI-Skandal, "Ein Herz für Kinder", Geheimparties von Elon Musk & Mathias Döpfner, die Sextiefgarage der Axel Springer SE, DDR Arbeiterkampflieder, Klassenkampf, Carsten Linnemann und ARD-Verbot – alles drin in der ZDF MAGAZIN STAFFELANSPRACHE 2026! youtu.be/WzNMz0g8XuYyoutu.beBewerbung als Bundestagspräsidentin! Staffelansprache 2026 | ZDF Magazin RoyaleYouTube video by ZDF MAGAZIN ROYALE 1542585
Reposted by JessicaThe Associated Press @apnews.com · 12/01/2026Mark Ruffalo donned an anti-ICE pin at the #GoldenGlobes in tribute to Renee Good, who was shot and killed by an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer this week in Minneapolis. The black-and-white pin read “BE GOOD." Follow live updates from the show: apnews.com/live/golden-... 426198503709
Reposted by JessicaArjen Lubach @arjenlubach.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Hello American people, considering the state of your country I understand why you’d be fleeing to Europe. Just letting you know: the pendelbus tussen station Emmen en Ter Apel is no longer free — you’ll need to buy a kaartje. ✌️ 1456274
Reposted by JessicaBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/12/2025My private equity owned dentist does things a little differently. I pay a monthly fee to keep the teeth I already have, and if I unsubscribe they send a guy to knock them out 141029106
Reposted by JessicaAndy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Pete Alonso, No. 25 for the Baltimore Orioles 0425
Jessica @elysiumdisco.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Diese ganze Folge ist wie ein Fiebertraum #muhahaha 010
Jessica @elysiumdisco.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Slowly discovering that seeing Joko & Klaas advertising many things may be German culture 010
Reposted by JessicaTeresa Ribera @teresaribera.ec.europa.eu · 29/10/2025Rob Jetten is great news for Europe in such a turbulent times!! Congratulations, dear friend. Building a better Europe together!! 1498
Reposted by JessicaIngrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 19/10/2025the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist 204176553973
Reposted by JessicaNatalie Haynes @nataliehaynes.bsky.social · 15/10/2025A fantastically sinister hoplite - a heavily armed Greek solider! He looks ready to fight all day… Met Museum. 615515
Jessica @elysiumdisco.bsky.social · 14/10/2025In London of all places. As the saying probably goes: ‘where there’s a surface, Germans will sticker over it’ 030
Reposted by JessicaRuth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 05/10/2025It’s time to post this quote again… “The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.” ― James Baldwin 11535182
Reposted by JessicaZDF Magazin Royale @zdfmagaz.in · 01/10/2025Wenn deine Begleitung und Du versuchen möglichst unauffällig im #LassDichÜberwachen-Publikum unterzugehen. 0724
Jessica @elysiumdisco.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Appropriate day for this throwback post #lassdichüberwachen 150
Reposted by JessicaEleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 27/09/2025You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did. 4060601057
Reposted by JessicaEdward Luce @edwardluce.bsky.social · 23/09/2025All that royal flattery and five days later Trump tells the world that Britain's going to hell and London's governed by sharia law. To repeat: the scorpion always stings. 1226671
Reposted by JessicaBent Freiwald @freiwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Monatelang haben wir gemeinsam mit dem @zdfmagaz.in dazu recherchiert, wie die AfD Lehrkräfte einschüchtert. Bei @krautreporter.bsky.social erscheint heute das Ergebnis: der Report „Brandmauer Schule”, mit allen Hintergründen zur heutigen Sendung von @janboehm.bsky.social. THREAD🧵 6818259