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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 2h
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Megamind's Mischievous Smirk
ALT: Megamind's Mischievous Smirk
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Resistenza @resistenza.bsky.social · 2h
Is this SNL?
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 2h
PS that substack writer didn't break this news, I shared it shortly after 1pm. Please subscribe to the worker-owned @autonomynews.co which is paywall-free, discloses all large donors, and doesn't have any male executives
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Autonomy News
A worker-owned reproductive rights and justice publication.
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 4h
To recap: three GOP-led states that wanted the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade in order to "send abortion back to the states" are now asking the Court to strike down abortion protections in blue states
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Zack Whittaker @zackwhittaker.com · 3h
The Pentagon is notifying millions of current and former U.S. military servicemembers and staff that hackers stole their *unencrypted* personal information during a months-long data breach. The agency that had the breach also handles ID and login/credential access to U.S. military systems and bases.
techcrunch.com
Hackers stole millions of US military personnel records during months-long data breach | TechCrunch
The Department of Defense notified millions of current and former U.S. military personnel that their personal information had been stolen in a months-long breach.
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therealdwoo.bsky.social 🚣🏻‍♂️🏡 @therealdwoo.bsky.social · 2h
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El Howieson @elhowieson.bsky.social · 2h
👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 2h
Me: You know what they say, happy wife…happy life. Neighbor: That means your own wife!
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 7h
The “Canadian” company engaged in fraud to get the contract, it should be cancelled.
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Peter Benn @thatproviso.bsky.social · 7h
STOP DON JR. FROM GETTING A CUT OF CANADA’S MILITARY BUDGET charlieangus.substack.com/p/stop-don-j...
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STOP DON JR FROM GETTING A CUT OF CANADA’S MILITARY BUDGET
Don Jr. has his fingers in a Canadian military contract obtained through Saskatoon-based Dragonfly Technologies.
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 7h
It’s not rocket surgery!
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 7h
Says a purveyor of gas station heroin.
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 7h
Jack Smith Eric Schmitt @raykwong.lol @loworderprimate.bsky.social @wrennreed.bsky.social @elruben.bsky.social @atoth99.bsky.social @jbminatra.bsky.social @lauramntsprg.bsky.social @jaxbeachmarsh.bsky.social @liberteny.bsky.social @davisdemocraticclub.org @eltopo71.com @dailykotzn.bsky.social
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 8h
That reminds me of when Elon adjusted Grok’s racism level to “dog whistle”.
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He’s been out of office for “only” 10 years!
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 9h
"And don't get me started on what Franklin Delano Roosevelt did to cause today's high gas prices."
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 9h
As someone who listened to a lot of BBC radio comedies, I had always wondered about the term “charabanc” and its etymology. Rereading Dostoevsky in translation I saw the term written as “char-a-banc” and now the French origin instantly became obvious. #linguistics
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 21h
Presumably by granting pardons to drug lords who give you millions of dollars in bribes! I mean, I really don't know how that helps, but I'm not POTUS.
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Dexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A French bulldog has died after defending her owners during a black bear attack The couple suffered serious injuries and bites but credit their dog, Cassie, with saving their lives
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "History teaches that the rule of law is rarely destroyed all at once. It's often weakened by attacks on the institutions and the public servants sworn to uphold it. Since January 2025, we have witnessed precisely such an effort."
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 21h
It's one of a range of Swasticars(tm)!
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perpetual screaming 🇺🇦 @bazub.zubko.cc · 29/09/2026
#UkrainianView On 10 February 2022, Lavrov said Russia had ‘no plans to invade Ukraine’. Five days later, he dismissed reports of an imminent invasion as ‘Western hysteria’ and claimed Russian troops were already returning to their bases. Nine days later, on February 24, Russia invaded Ukraine.
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Dennis "dejay" Koch @dennisjkoch.bsky.social · 21h
Watch Trump Realize Everyone IS LAUGHING @adammockler.com breaks down Trump's AI CEO meeting. #USA #Trump #uspoli youtu.be/-xszozDHNA0
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Watch Trump Realize Everyone IS LAUGHING
YouTube video by Adam Mockler
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 22h
NEWS: A unanimous 11th Circuit just REFUSED to halt sanctions stemming from Trump’s $1.8 billion insurrectionist “slush fund” saga
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Trump Loses Bid to Freeze Sanctions Over His IRS Scheme
A unanimous Eleventh Circuit panel left Judge Kathleen Williams free to enforce restrictions born from her finding that Trump used a federal lawsuit to manufacture judicial legitimacy for an administr...
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Jeremy Fassler @jfassler.bsky.social · 23h
Katie Britt watching Eric Schmitt destroy his career, brought to you by Larry David.
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Lavonne @loveon9.bsky.social · 22h
Palantir founder purchases forest in Sweden: Alex Karp purchased 37,000 acres of forest in Sweden, for $22 million. Swedish defense and police use services from Palatir, as does NATO. The purchase comes at a time when European leaders are considering reducing their reliance on U.S. technology.
arctictoday.com
Palantir founder purchases large swath of forest in Sweden - ArcticToday
The land covers an area almost the size of Liechtenstein.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
this gaffe should follow Eric Schmitt around for the rest of his political life (Jack Smith was actually in Maryland at a HAWKEYES game, not in Atlanta colluding with Fani Willis as Schmitt alleged) (Win McNamee/Getty)
photo of Schmitt's team holding up a poster board that made false claims about Jack Smith's whereabouts in February 2024
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Dr. Amish Shah @dramishshah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jay Feely isn't running to represent Arizona. He's running to serve Donald Trump. His words: "I will be the one who fights for him." 📺👇
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 27/09/2026
out on the road today I saw a wojack sticker on a cybertruck
cybertruck with a bumper sticker of the NPC meme that says ROCKET MAN BAD
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Dennis "dejay" Koch @dennisjkoch.bsky.social · 21h
Senator Eric Schmitt claimed that he had evidence that Smith was attending an NBA game in Atlanta at the time Smith was attending a basketball game that day. But it was the Iowa Hawkeyes, not the Hawks. And it was in Maryland. @the-independent.com #USA #Trump #uspoli youtu.be/Et0gcbM4XJM
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Republican senator explodes after Jack Smith conspiracy theory falls apart
YouTube video by The Independent
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Tina - Release the #EpsteinFiles|Resistbot Text RESIST to 50409 @porpentina2017.bsky.social · 21h
OMG … I was just referencing this movie in an earlier post!!
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Marisa Tomei: I'm Positive
ALT: Marisa Tomei: I'm Positive
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ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 21h
@wikipedia.org for your consideration, an image for the entry, Dunning-Kruger.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to imagine what that would be like
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🚨 Brian Dawkins UPDATE!!👇🏼
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh HELLLL NO!🦅 Ice posted this video using famous Eagles star Brian Dawkins saying “the time has come,” as they are claiming a huge migrant caravan is heading from Mexico to the southern border of the US! The NFL has requested the DHS take down the video, & Brian Dawkins says he never approved ad.
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Gary Schwall Sr. @glschwall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Rep. Mike Levin @levin.house.gov · 28/09/2026
Just in case it wasn’t clear, when they say the U.S. Government’s paying for this, that’s YOUR taxpayer dollars they’re using. I’ll say this as many times as I need to: it is ILLEGAL to use American taxpayer dollars from the government to pay for candidates’ or parties’ political ads.
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Beverly @grammylovesyou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.texastribune.org/2026/09/28/h...
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ICE agent who shot Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston identified
The federal government has withheld his identification, even as major state and local law enforcement agencies across the country typically identify officers involved in shootings on the job soon afte...
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Benjamin Riley @benjaminjriley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today is my father's birthday, my first without him. Not an hour passes without my thinking of the love and support he'd be providing me right now. And he relished a good conspiracy. If you missed the story about him, please read it today. He was such a decent, interesting man. I love you, Pop.
nytimes.com
He Warned About the Dangers of A.I. If Only His Father Had Listened.
Ben Riley was already writing about the risks of chatbots when his dad started trusting A.I. over his doctor.
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 29/09/2026
The new CNN, now with 100% more racism!
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Peter Benn @thatproviso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Elon Musk Could Own Part of CNN. Here's What You Can Do. open.substack.com/pub/rawstory...
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Elon Musk Could Own Part of CNN. Here's What You Can Do.
I need you to picture something.
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sarah Huckabee Sanders using a white male actor in her welfare fraud ad has almost caused a bigger MAGA meltdown than a black woman playing Helen of Troy.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Elon Musk may soon have keys to CNN, if the Warner Bros. and Paramount merger is successful.
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Peter Benn @thatproviso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
VIDEO: Trump Fell Asleep Twice Calling Canada Worse Than China. Then Woke Up And Promised Everyone $5,000. deanblundell.substack.com/p/video-trum...
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VIDEO: Trump Fell Asleep Twice Calling Canada Worse Than China. Then Woke Up And Promised Everyone $5,000.
Trump’s dying. Today’s anti-Canada desperate, sleepy, incoherent Oval Office presser should bring joy to every American with an IQ above 80.
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 29/09/2026
Reminder that Trump cut funds that could have helped Africa stop the spread of Ebola. trib.al/an8St24
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Trump Asks African Reporter How Ebola Is Going
Reminder that Trump cut funds that could have helped Africa stop the spread of Ebola.
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 29/09/2026
"Bob, do you have the analysis for Anthropic yet?" "Yes, their unit economics are dog shit and their total addressable market is my dick and also my asshole." "So what are you rating the IPO?" "SELL YOUR CHILDREN TO BUY THIS."
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 29/09/2026
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Musk's Boring Company Is Even Dumber Than You Think
YouTube video by Wall Street Millennial
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We've all heard how corrupt Ken Paxton is. But he is also incredibly stupid if he thinks this "well, he served 60 whole days" excuse for releasing Adam Hoffman, who sexually abused a boy over a three-year period starting when he was 8.
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