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El Topo 🍁

@eltopo71.com
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"Be myself? But that's the worst me I can be!" - Stephen J. Fry No DMs please. Don't make it weird. Except if you have war plans, then I'm eltopo71.40 at signal.

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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 02/10/2026
To succeed in business you need a catchy name.
Bich Nga hair & skin care
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 01/10/2026
McGurk you say?
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 01/10/2026
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 26/09/2026
Y'all know what to do with that information...
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 26/09/2026
Surely this is meant to appeal to people who haven't seen the series...
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 24/09/2026
I don't know why people are so judgmental about this, it seems pretty harmless!
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 22/09/2026
I suddenly feel like I have to return some videotapes...
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 17/09/2026
Meanwhile, Canada is quietly preparing its next wave of attack on the USA.
Cobra chicken staging an attack
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 17/09/2026
This is quite a, er, unique stained glass window design. I wonder which Church this is located in.
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 11/09/2026
It's also
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 10/09/2026
My life was in great peril earlier.
COBRA CHICKENS!
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 10/09/2026
I hadn't noticed until recently, but Taz appears to have a little heart on top of his head. Or maybe a Pac-man.
Sleepy Taz
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 09/09/2026
What Donald Trump is selling:
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 08/09/2026
Yeah, it's not disputed when everyone knows it was
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 08/09/2026
Green eggs and cam girls by doctor photograph
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 08/09/2026
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 07/09/2026
The message is now relevant to Todd Blanche as well.
Nixon didn't go to prison, but his attorney general did.
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 01/09/2026
This is a Russian trophy for "teacher of the year".
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 01/09/2026
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 31/08/2026
An evergreen with Republican dumbasses.
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 30/08/2026
For most of us it would be, but not for very special boy Elon.
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 30/08/2026
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 28/08/2026
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 28/08/2026
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 28/08/2026
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 28/08/2026
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 28/08/2026
Apparently there's a third option between burial and cremation.

picture shows a hearse towing a woodchipper.
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 28/08/2026
Lake Epstein
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 27/08/2026
Day 5 among the pigeons. They don't suspect a thing.
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 21/08/2026
His opponent can use this as a stand-in for the debates.
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 20/08/2026
Fuck absolutely everything about today's economy.
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 18/08/2026
Question of the day: what are these little green arrows on the lug nuts called, and what is their purpose?
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 16/08/2026
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 15/08/2026
Mural at an Italian bistro in downtown Montreal.
Mural at Bar Edicola
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 13/08/2026
LOL
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 08/08/2026
I think I may have Potato's twin!
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 08/08/2026
Burns slant drilling company
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 08/08/2026
He's not even considering alternatives like this teased little number from the Phil Spector collection.
Phil Spector with a ridiculous wig.
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 07/08/2026
Surely he could just go for the "Phil Spector in court" look.
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 06/08/2026
Going for the Phil Spector look?
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 04/08/2026
Also Laura Ingraham at the 2016 GOP convention, after turning to Trump:
Laura Ingraham's HitlerGruss
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 04/08/2026
obligatory dog pic tax.
My dog Taz
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 02/08/2026
I'm not a big food-fest kind of guy but I admit I was greatly tempted by this one... but sadly I have no money for extravagances these days.
Poutinefest
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 01/08/2026
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 24/07/2026
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image.
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 19/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness. I'm kind of a sucker for love stories that don't pan out for whatever reason...
Jackie Brown and Max Cherry
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 17/07/2026
The secret to eternal happiness!
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 17/07/2026
The Simpsons: "old man yells at clouds"
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 16/07/2026
Florida woman gets license plate that says SQZ ASS, is not pleased.
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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 14/07/2026
Finally got around to adding a placeholder site at eltopo71.com.
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