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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 14h
Pete Hegseth is a Chinese Psy-Op 😀
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 14h
"I can do wheelin', I can do dealin' (yes you can!!) But I don't do no damn squealin' I can dig rappin', I'm ready!! I can dig scrappin' But I can't dig that backstabbin' (Oh No!!)" - James Brown 'The Big Payback' Have a great night y'all and buckle up America 🇺🇸
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 14h
Protect the Castle
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 14h
🇺🇦
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 14h
👊🐒
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 14h
It's not all terrible 😀
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 14h
Mike Johnson is a Chinese Psy-Op...
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 14h
Marc Chagall
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 14h
It's all in the genetics...
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 14h
The average MAGA has 47% less Testosterone than they did one election cycle ago...
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 14h
Easy...
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 14h
It's Fall, Y'all
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 15h
Dude😂😂😂
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 15h
Who ya got?
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 15h
Florida looks fun 😀
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 15h
We don't like guv'ment agents ...
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 15h
You had me at Bro...
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 15h
Yikes😀
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 15h
They don't like it...
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 15h
Looks like an estrogen deficiency Gotta work out if you're juicing the T, dude😀
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good thing there's thousands of em...
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have yet to hear one politician, from either party, seriously discuss the threat of Vampires in America I'm certain "Big Vampire" has their tentacles, via various PACs, around everyone in DC, but surely, someone has the guts to stand up and proclaim they're proudly Anti-Vampire I doubt it 😀🇺🇸
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Tell me true, tell me why, was Jesus crucified? Was it for this that Daddy died? Was it you, was it me? Did I watch too much TV? Is that a hint of accusation in your eyes?" - Pink Floyd 'The Post War Dream' Have a great night y'all and buckle up America 🇺🇸
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🇺🇦
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
👊🐒
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Y'all know what to do
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thoughts from a Time Traveling Wizard...
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Packery Channel Port Aransas Texas
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ninja Cats next five miles
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Facts😃
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😃
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it's best if we just avoid this situation altogether...
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eviscerate the temporarily embarrassed millionaires....
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted" -Aldous Huxley 'Brave New World' Have a great night y'all and buckle up America 🇺🇸
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Protect the Castle
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🇺🇦
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
👊🐒
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Legend
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Marc Chagall
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just take the literature and he'll leave you alone
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Show me where the law says he needs a bus pass...
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'll smoke barefoot pets wherever I please
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Petra Jordan
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You have to take the salmon to establish dominance 😃
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another satisfied customer
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Parent/Teacher meeting did not go well...
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Baby 👊
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All are welcome 😃
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't argue with a Pie Chart
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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At the risk of sounding Woke: I don't think it's probably appropriate for a 9 year old to be in Federal Court without legal representation in the United States of America Normally I wouldn't believe such a thing but, you know I'm going to take a moral stance and say this sounds wrong to me
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