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ellison hyde

@ellisonhyde.bsky.social
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she/her. full of bones. also contains meat and various liquids, some of which are in tubes. the tubes have ADHD

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Houndsaint🔜 MFF @houndsaint.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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A linoleum block print of a geometric goat with wings, below the block is a print from the carving in black ink
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ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me: I need it to be dark to go to sleep Brain: well I’m currently afraid of the dark Me: Me: (…turns light off) Brain: Oh look who’s all high and mighty cos they have fingers! Joke‘s on you bitch cos I control the nightmares
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i love this so much
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It feels genuinely ridiculous having to say this, but the point of art is to connect with another human. Someone thought of that painting or melodic line or scene or paragraph that is suddenly making you weep, and that means that they saw you and understood you without even meeting you.
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ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NEVER MIND, I FIGURED IT OUT, I HAVE WON, I HAVE BEATEN THE COMPUTER AND ALL OF TECHNOLOGY
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ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me: why won’t you go to sleep Brain: I am busy being embarrassed and/or regretful about most of my behavior and choices throughout my life Me: …ok well…will doing that at least improve your future behavior and choices Brain: *bitter, hysterical laughter*
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𝖙𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖍 🦷🌿 @toothandbranch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Challenging myself to use up my hoard of art supplies and canvases before the year is done; here's a wood coaster of an anhinga ✧ #wip #process #traditional
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🦝 Pepper Raccoon: Trash Priestess 🦝 @pepperraccoon.com · 29/09/2026
🤘 KICK IT 🤘 The Bird of the Year is the Black Robin/Karure, coming in like a tiny wrecking ball to smash the competition. Thread Project premium screenprinted tees in unisex and fitted sizes S-5XL. Pre-order this tee NOW: pepperraccoon.com #birds #boty #kikorangi
A detailed dark fantasy style illustration of a black robin on a branch, holding a tiny spiked mace. The words Black Robin are in high stylised handlettered text, and the border features Chatham Island forget-me-nots.A flatlay of green t-shirts, featuring a detailed dark fantasy style illustration of a black robin on a branch, holding a tiny spiked mace. The words Black Robin are in high stylised handlettered text, and the border features Chatham Island forget-me-nots.
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Dr Ella Hawkins @ellamchawk.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Centuries ago, many astronomical books included moving parts to help readers interpret the world around them. This biscuit recreates a diagram from Sacrobosco’s ‘De Sphaera’ (c.1550). It could be used to calculate the changing length of daylight hours through the year. 🍪
Two biscuits stacked on top of one another, designed to look like a rotating diagram from an early modern astronomical book. The lower biscuit is circular and features a series of horizontal lines and tiny numbers in an early modern font. The top biscuit is roughly in the shape of boat: the 'mast' area reads 'zenith'; the main body of the shape features tiny figures in historical dress holding astronomical instruments and a Latin motto reading 'Nulla dies sine linea'.
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Dr Ella Hawkins @ellamchawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Elizabethan playhouses were supplied by a network of tailors, merchants & craftswomen. Their names survive in records, but little is known about their lives. I’m working on new research that brings the stories of these makers & traders centre stage. Here is the project in biscuit (cookie) form. 🍪
A photograph of eight rectangular biscuits (cookies) arranged in two rows on a square white plate. The plate is framed on all sides by a trailing vine pattern in green with pops of red. The biscuits are mostly in shades of ivory, cream, yellow, and grey, with a burst of vivid red and blue in one corner of the arrangement. Moving across the top row of biscuits from left to right, the designs include: neat lines of handwritten names in an early modern parish register; a section of a hand-drawn map from 1561 featuring St Paul’s Cathedral, with street names like ‘Carter Lane’ visible in a tiny spiky font; an extract of text from a funerary monument printed in an early modern book, ending ‘So transitory is our glory’; a section of embroidery from a funeral pall featuring metallic silver armour, crossed gold keys, and two hands holding up a crown. The biscuit designs on the bottom row include: horses prancing past shopfronts on Cheapside in the mid-sixteenth century; a receipt written in early modern secretary hand, which is difficult to read; a portrait of a stern-looking women dressed in a ruff, pearls, and sober dark clothing; swirling calligraphy and dense secretary hand featuring on a will dating from 1638.
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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Onagadori Rooster. Ink and gouache on Fabriano Medioevalis, 85 × 132 mm, 2022.
Drawing in black ink, primarily in silhouette, of an Onagadori rooster with long flowing tail covert feathers on a plum blossom branch. The rooster's comb and wattle are the only spots of red. The piece is smaller than a postcard and is photographed with the traditional Chinese brush it was drawn with.
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GwedLid (Fisto to my mates) @gwedlid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go on lad, fuck his head right off!
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ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Already worn out from trying to sleep and making myself eat and forcing myself to get up and now I’m supposed to ”start the day” fuck me
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm the James Dean of going to bed
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ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the good news is that after weeks of trying I finally figured out how to hook up an old hard drive from a dead computer to a living one the bad news is that the old hard drive is just sort of pretending like a bunch of files aren't there so I still can't recover them awesome
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ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As I get more into the “warm drinks“ game, I increasingly come up against the problem that most of the mugs I own were inherited from my grandparents, and whatever they were drinking in those mugs either tasted like ass or were straight up espresso shots cos they are absofuckinglutely tiny
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Eredhes @eredhes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Underglaze test horse. Glad the colours turned out as hoped. This is the second ceramic horse I've made, but the air drying clay ones must number over a hundred by now 🤔
Ceramic figure of a horse stood in a neutral pose with head bowed. Inspired by Lascaux, the body is yellow ochre with a red-brown head and neck, a white underside, and black legs, tail, mane, and two shoulder stripes.Ceramic figure of a horse stood in a neutral pose with head bowed. Inspired by Lascaux, the body is yellow ochre with a red-brown head and neck, a white underside, and black legs, tail, mane, and two shoulder stripes.Ceramic figure of a horse stood in a neutral pose with head bowed. Inspired by Lascaux, the body is yellow ochre with a red-brown head and neck, a white underside, and black legs, tail, mane, and two shoulder stripes.
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ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a truth that I have been avoiding is that it has been a while since I was a morning person. if I plan to “wake up early” and do something that means there’s a 90 % chance I’m not going to do it
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What we seriously need is adult TAG programs, or something like them. One a week, go to a place where someone teaches us a new hobby-type skill, gives us a new “learning toy”, or lets us compete in a random challenge in little teams. Like a facilitated makerspace.
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ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it is fine and normal that I have a favorite audiobook narrator
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Echo Mary @echomary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BIRDS.
A photo of a messy metalworking bench, with a bunch of bird silhouettes cut out of circular saw blades.
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Cri 🕊🐝🐜📝🎭⚽😷 @crawlieswithcri.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reason #1313 why I L💙VE Steller's Jays! Takes a lot of preening to be THIS gorgeous! (okay, light didn't hurt...at all) #birds #becurious
Close up photo looking up at a preening steller's jay. they are showing from mid wing up. they are in profile, body facing left, head is turned back around and down - their beak is hidden from view by floofy, downy shoulder feathers.
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ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A few times in books now I've come across a word I didn't know -- "gurning." From context I assumed it meant something like "mugging" (like, pulling a face) but I decided to finally look it up and... y'all there are competitions. There are *world championships* www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gj1...
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What Are The World Gurning Championships? - Guinness World Records
YouTube video by Guinness World Records
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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They’re trying to close the Academy of Natural Sciences in Philly (or The Dinosaur Museum as it was known in my house when my kid was little.) Here’s a thread with a simple way to help keep it open. It’s been around since 1812 for goodness sake!
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ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
book intro: we are dead, you and I. we are among those whose didn't matter, whose lives did not contain enough story. now, as a member of the forgotten dead, the purpose of your existence now is the pursuit of story, an eternal spectator me: (throws up hands) i'm gonna leave the house EVENTUALLY
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Sami Mark @samimarkart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Black-crowned night heron prints! Inspired by these delightful birds I spotted in Chicago all summer long :) 🪶 www.microbiomearts.com/product/nigh...
An art print of a black crowned night heron hunting in a river. It stands on a rock looking at fish in the water, with a wobbly reflection and bright red feet. The print leans against a brick wall.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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maya kern @mayakern.com · 25/09/2026
A new skirt design: Magpies! Magpies represent luck, both good and bad, and boy, does that feel appropriate to my life right now. #art #original
Close-up of Maya digitally illustrating a repeating pattern of black-and-white magpies in flight, surrounded by white stars and sweeping motion lines on a warm taupe background. A hand holding a stylus is visible working on the artwork on a drawing tablet.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jesse Raub
@jesseraub.online
typing "every time i fart it blows my penis into the air like a trumpeting elephant" into bluesky while my two and half year old across the room confidently stuffs six micro machines into his mouth
11:32 PM • Aug 13, 2026
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Originally recorded in archives in 1595, the Kirbister Farmhouse, located in Birsay, Orkney is the last un-restored traditional 'firehoose' (firehouse) in Northern Europe. #medieval #scotland #history IG: @graenwulf www.instagram.com/graenwulf?st...
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National Center for Science Education @ncse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What a find! Scientists discover a remarkably well-preserved bird feather in dinosaur coprolite. Beyond the gorgeous feather find though, they were able to assess through micro-CT scanning that a dinosaur ate the bird and the bird ate a fish. www.abc.net.au/news/science... #FossilFriday #paleo
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Feather discovered in fossilised dinosaur poo is first of its kind
A well-preserved feather discovered inside fossilised dinosaur faeces could help explain why ancestors of modern birds survived the mass extinction.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have new followers! Presumably from a comedy pack! Here are Some Chuckles! First: A ten minute stand-up set where I tell two jokes, and explain to the audience why my jokes are funny in excruciating detail: www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...
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My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why.
YouTube video by Guy Kelly
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Wendy Miller @burrowingowl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Usually, kestrels won't let me take their photo, but this little lady wanted to make sure I got her good side. 🪶
Skeptical female American kestrel perched on an orange post, cocking her head to the side.
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Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Apple "detectives" wanted to identify a gnarly old tree growing on a remote plot of land in Maine. What they discovered was the key to a centuries-old apple mystery.
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How apple detectives solved the mystery of an ancient tree—and rewrote the history of fruit
And how they might have helped save the future of American apples
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Society of Antiquaries of Scotland @socantscot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OCTOBER LECTURE: History in Our Bones: Uncovering Stories of Disability Through Time Through Pictish case studies, discover a project which is restoring disabled people as participants in the social worlds of the past at this free hybrid event on 15 October: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/history-in...
Facial reconstruction of a man with a beard and a large bump on his face; overlaid text reads: October lecture
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I kinda went wild on this one haha 💕
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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your feed now contains one Red Deer and several complimentary ferns. Enjoy.
A Red Deer looks through a curtain of green ferns with its antlers tangled in leafy fronds, giving the impression it's accidentally wearing a woodland hat. The softly blurred background creates a peaceful forest scene.
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ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dental hygienist finished with me and then asked me if my mouth felt nice and clean, and it took me so long to march my brain away from answering “I don’t know, it mostly feels like someone has just been jabbing me in the gums over and over with sharp things“ that she went back in to keep going
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ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
decided I was sick of bland food and got myself something spicy for once I’d like to say no regrets but unfortunately it‘s *all* regrets
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“You got this” you don’t know me
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John P. Friel, Ph.D. @friel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voici le crâne de la bête / Behold the skull of the beast. #FossilFriday
Skull of the fossil whale Odobenocetops leptodon on display at the Muséum national d'Histoire naturelle.
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ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
oops I Did it again (fell asleep at 5 pm)
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ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
does anyone else feel like their whole body is vaguely infected the day after a long jaw-clenchy workday or just me
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🦝 Pepper Raccoon: Trash Priestess 🦝 @pepperraccoon.com · 15/09/2026
me: nostalgia bait is dumb also me: eats it off the floor like a garbage rat
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ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Never finish a book right before bed. Stop on a light/calming/high note and just wait till the next day to finish cos you never know when an author is gonna beat you in the face with a phone book of feelings in the denouement
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ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
effusive congratulations to Canada, incredible news for y'all
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ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
but anyway here's a lovely cormorant doing lovely nonviolent things in a lovely cypress tree
a double-crested cormorant grooming itself amongst the needles and seed cones of a bald cypress
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