ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 09/10/2026me: go to bed brain: no me: you will feel worse tomorrow if you don't brain: I think we both know there's an equally good chance of waking up feeling like shit regardless me: ...but it will be definite if y-- brain: (pushes me over into a puddle and steals my bike) 000
Reposted by ellison hydeMat Pringle @matpringle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Carving the lino from pencil sketch. Available here. matpringleillustration.bigcartel.com/product/folk... 0111
ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I know the answer is "preservatives" but honestly my immediate assumption when I see stuff like this is "melted plastic bag juice" or "Roswell alien farm puree" 120
ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026what the hell have they been putting in all the OTHER mashed potatoes 100
ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me: I need it to be dark to go to sleep Brain: well I’m currently afraid of the dark Me: Me: (…turns light off) Brain: Oh look who’s all high and mighty cos they have fingers! Joke‘s on you bitch cos I control the nightmares 144
Reposted by ellison hydeSimkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026anyone else feel like this 5868892128
Reposted by ellison hydeJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It feels genuinely ridiculous having to say this, but the point of art is to connect with another human. Someone thought of that painting or melodic line or scene or paragraph that is suddenly making you weep, and that means that they saw you and understood you without even meeting you. 91142271
ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026NEVER MIND, I FIGURED IT OUT, I HAVE WON, I HAVE BEATEN THE COMPUTER AND ALL OF TECHNOLOGY 010
ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me: why won’t you go to sleep Brain: I am busy being embarrassed and/or regretful about most of my behavior and choices throughout my life Me: …ok well…will doing that at least improve your future behavior and choices Brain: *bitter, hysterical laughter* 010
Reposted by ellison hyde𝖙𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖍 🦷🌿 @toothandbranch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Challenging myself to use up my hoard of art supplies and canvases before the year is done; here's a wood coaster of an anhinga ✧ #wip #process #traditional 24112
Reposted by ellison hyde🦝 Pepper Raccoon: Trash Priestess 🦝 @pepperraccoon.com · 29/09/2026🤘 KICK IT 🤘 The Bird of the Year is the Black Robin/Karure, coming in like a tiny wrecking ball to smash the competition. Thread Project premium screenprinted tees in unisex and fitted sizes S-5XL. Pre-order this tee NOW: pepperraccoon.com #birds #boty #kikorangi 14248104
Reposted by ellison hydeDr Ella Hawkins @ellamchawk.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Centuries ago, many astronomical books included moving parts to help readers interpret the world around them. This biscuit recreates a diagram from Sacrobosco’s ‘De Sphaera’ (c.1550). It could be used to calculate the changing length of daylight hours through the year. 🍪 351207313
Reposted by ellison hydeDr Ella Hawkins @ellamchawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Elizabethan playhouses were supplied by a network of tailors, merchants & craftswomen. Their names survive in records, but little is known about their lives. I’m working on new research that brings the stories of these makers & traders centre stage. Here is the project in biscuit (cookie) form. 🍪 16627186
Reposted by ellison hydeNatee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Onagadori Rooster. Ink and gouache on Fabriano Medioevalis, 85 × 132 mm, 2022. 5457141
Reposted by ellison hydeGwedLid @gwedlid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Go on lad, fuck his head right off! 4153
ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Already worn out from trying to sleep and making myself eat and forcing myself to get up and now I’m supposed to ”start the day” fuck me 000
Reposted by ellison hydeKeezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm the James Dean of going to bed 2504
ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the good news is that after weeks of trying I finally figured out how to hook up an old hard drive from a dead computer to a living one the bad news is that the old hard drive is just sort of pretending like a bunch of files aren't there so I still can't recover them awesome 000
ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"I could use a cup of tea" every three hours or so; is that because the cup is only large enough to hold the contents of a muskrat's bladder Seems like a dishwashing nightmare 110
ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026did they have other mugs for when they wanted to actually drink a decent amount of liquid or...is this why every book I read set in the UK has people constantly needing infinite cups of tea 210
ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026oh! how clever meanwhile this hot chocolate is...far too concentrated :p 210
ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They are mugs for when you have to drink something warm or caffeinated but you definitely want to ingest as little of it as humanly possible 110
ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As I get more into the “warm drinks“ game, I increasingly come up against the problem that most of the mugs I own were inherited from my grandparents, and whatever they were drinking in those mugs either tasted like ass or were straight up espresso shots cos they are absofuckinglutely tiny 100
ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026yes, makes sense. It's just...this is why I'm currently listening to an audiobook I am halfway through and still only marginally interested in, content-wise ;) oh well. it sounds lovely 020
Reposted by ellison hydeEredhes @eredhes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Underglaze test horse. Glad the colours turned out as hoped. This is the second ceramic horse I've made, but the air drying clay ones must number over a hundred by now 🤔 15515
ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026and yet I’m probably not going to stop doing that because first thing in the morning is the best time to do almost anything I like to do. not sure how to reconcile that one 120
ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026a truth that I have been avoiding is that it has been a while since I was a morning person. if I plan to “wake up early” and do something that means there’s a 90 % chance I’m not going to do it 130
Reposted by ellison hydeDr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What we seriously need is adult TAG programs, or something like them. One a week, go to a place where someone teaches us a new hobby-type skill, gives us a new “learning toy”, or lets us compete in a random challenge in little teams. Like a facilitated makerspace. 3334
ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I mean yes, and there are a lot of narrators I've been perfectly happy with, but then there's...seeking out books specifically because they're narrated by a particular person? Idk. Just not a common thing that comes up in conversation ;) 110
ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it is fine and normal that I have a favorite audiobook narrator 110
Reposted by ellison hydeCri 🕊🐝🐜📝🎭⚽😷 @crawlieswithcri.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Reason #1313 why I L💙VE Steller's Jays! Takes a lot of preening to be THIS gorgeous! (okay, light didn't hurt...at all) #birds #becurious 616525
ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A few times in books now I've come across a word I didn't know -- "gurning." From context I assumed it meant something like "mugging" (like, pulling a face) but I decided to finally look it up and... y'all there are competitions. There are *world championships* www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gj1...youtube.comWhat Are The World Gurning Championships? - Guinness World RecordsYouTube video by Guinness World Records 000
Reposted by ellison hydeGet To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They’re trying to close the Academy of Natural Sciences in Philly (or The Dinosaur Museum as it was known in my house when my kid was little.) Here’s a thread with a simple way to help keep it open. It’s been around since 1812 for goodness sake! 05433
ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026(PS. this is a brief paraphrasing of the first page or so from Ring the Bells, book 6 of the Stranger Times series by C.K. McDonnell, which I have been enjoying tremendously. I would recommend starting with the first book tho (The Stranger Times) and going from there) 000
ellison hyde @ellisonhyde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026book intro: we are dead, you and I. we are among those whose didn't matter, whose lives did not contain enough story. now, as a member of the forgotten dead, the purpose of your existence now is the pursuit of story, an eternal spectator me: (throws up hands) i'm gonna leave the house EVENTUALLY 111
Reposted by ellison hydeSami Mark @samimarkart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Black-crowned night heron prints! Inspired by these delightful birds I spotted in Chicago all summer long :) 🪶 www.microbiomearts.com/product/nigh... 1218
Reposted by ellison hydeOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 384113623091
Reposted by ellison hydemaya kern @mayakern.com · 25/09/2026A new skirt design: Magpies! Magpies represent luck, both good and bad, and boy, does that feel appropriate to my life right now. #art #original 1025365
Reposted by ellison hydeGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 203190525439
Reposted by ellison hydeLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Originally recorded in archives in 1595, the Kirbister Farmhouse, located in Birsay, Orkney is the last un-restored traditional 'firehoose' (firehouse) in Northern Europe. #medieval #scotland #history IG: @graenwulf www.instagram.com/graenwulf?st... 671219253