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@elizardsbeth.bsky.social
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He/him Destiny 2 player (Hunter main, but I've been playing Titan for like a year now) Pokemon Master (allegedly)

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 05/10/2026
"I've never used AI" post people on Bluesky, service with AI feeds and AI moderation.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026
Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza.  May peace be our future.
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Lizards @elizardsbeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you find a camera app that works well let me know
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everyone you know is fighting a battle you know nothing about: A terrible war against tiny elves
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 14/09/2026
Monster Energy Ultra Sunrise is like if scientists invented an orange juice that was bad for you
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/09/2026
mackenzie scott really seems like the only billionaire to figure out that you can be a literal hero to millions with a relative pittance
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/09/2026
this is a man so hollow, pathetic and power hungry that he is actively trying to ingratiate himself with neo-nazi groypers who think he is a race traitor
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
relatable content
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Matt Hewes @stellarhewes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is why I don't give a shit whether you call a hot dog a sandwich
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Lizards @elizardsbeth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is really cool
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
went and tried the shirt that hides you from AI surveillance cameras, made this little video about it: www.404media.co/this-digital...
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is pretty fucking wild. I had assumed in a worst case scenario he would target blue zip codes and toss ballots based on technicalities but this is even worse than I imagined.
Not only is this system astonishingly untested, USPS has simultaneously implemented an
impracticable zero percent failure rate.
13 When ballots are submitted to USPS in large-volume
batches, if any one ballot in the batch cannot be verified against the Portal, all ballots in that
batch will be rejected. For example, if a state election official brings a batch of 10,000 ballots to
USPS and USPS is unable to match just one of those ballots against the Portal – because, for
example, someone has recently changed their name after marriage or they’ve moved – then
USPS would refuse to mail the remaining 9,999 ballots as well. As the whistleblower notes,
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
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Mark Ruffalo @markruffalo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i object to this framing. we haven't even heard the cat's side of the story
Screenshot of a Facebook post from The Independent asking, “Is your cat bullying your child?” Below the text is a close-up photo of a black-and-white tuxedo cat peeking around a doorway, with wide green eyes, a pink nose, and an expression of complete innocence.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026
Sad 38-Year-Old Googles 'Jobs Caring For Baby Animals'
Sad 38-Year-Old Googles 'Jobs Caring For Baby Animals'
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Erik Loomis @erikloomis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A third Wisconsin Hot Take: Spotted Cow sucks
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Liz Faber @lizwfab.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sometimes I think about the fact that Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg could just give everyone universal basic income forever, and then I remember that being a person with enough money to take care of everyone requires that you be the kind of person who would never.
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Aki Orange 🐶🍊 @orangeisborange.com · 08/07/2026
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Blake C. Stacey @blakestacey.myatproto.social · 30/07/2026
me: [sobbing] England, you can't just call everything a pudding J. J. Thomson: [points at atom] pudding
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
OI M8
The two flying double decker buses crashing into the twin Big Bens
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm so old I remember when "US signs nuclear pact" was generally good news.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 17/07/2026
Probably more helpful to think of them not so much as “Canadian wildfires” but rather “climate change wildfires currently consuming Canada”
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cara giaimo @cjgiaimo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i love when a press release headline sounds like it was written by an aggrieved fish
a headline from the Society for Experimental Biology reads "Think that fishes and amphibians don't have necks? Think again"
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/07/2026
Looks like Bluesky is having issues showing images again. If you image has alt text - your post is still usable.
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Lizards @elizardsbeth.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That's like... At least 10C too many
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 26/06/2026
The Steam Machine costs too much money because of greedy freaks. But a community has formed around optimizing a low budget alternative made from failed PlayStation 5's that got turned into crypto mining cards and then resold as garbage. aftermath.site/bc250-steam-ma...
A BC250 case with "aftermath" on the site next to a Steam Machine with a controller on it.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
ok time to shut it down folks. this website has reached full cognitohazard
a screenshot that reads: "I met someone at work the other day who had a bluesky account and we talked about Jerry"
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 21/06/2026
Algae are prolific producers of oxygen (and consumers of carbon dioxide), en masse producing a huge proportion of the oxygen we breathe, which means that the greening of the Reflecting Pool might be the most pro-climate thing Trump has ever done.
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
average bluesky user
june george (amy poehler) in mean girls (2004) with the caption:

"I'm not like a regular poster.
I'm a *middle-aged* poster."
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Mike Godwin @mnemonic.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I confess I didn't have Reparations for January Sixers on my bingo card.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 16/05/2026
So exhausted from how fucked up everything is.
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 10/05/2026
"Our entire business model is stealing produce from every grocery store in the world and then selling it back to you in different configurations. We understand that some of the produce we sell back to you is rotten and moldy — the blame solely rests on the grocery stores we robbed."
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
just so we're clear for bluesky the musical you will absolutely be able to yell whatever you want at the performers. yelling "when are you going to finish your post" before the performer sings Who's Blocked Whom will keep it true to the source material
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 30/04/2026
SO YOU'VE DECIDED TO STEAL
Another persons shitpost
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Lizards @elizardsbeth.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Yoink
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Big court date for the InfoWars takeover tomorrow. Cross fingers, knock on wood, send one up. We're hoping our agreement with the families and receiver is greenlit by the judge, despite Alex's hate campaign against them all. If we win, expect an Emergency Broadcast. Stay tuned, and wish us luck.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
this would fix the website
a dialog box reads:

Post reply?
You could probably just stay out of it.

The two buttons are:
- Mind my own business (default)
- Reply anyway
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wes(is no longer)injapan @wesinjapan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Every school in America is going to need to build a ballroom.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/04/2026
business cat (a black kitty in a tie, looking serious) in the vicious cycle meme [going forward we're gonna need more of your data to make sure its you] -> [ahaha youre not gonna believe this but we had a bit of a data breach] -> [your data is probably for sale online now] -> [that means someone could easily impersonate you] -> [rinse, repeat]
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
alt text is great, even when images are working
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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Maybe this makes me a communist, but I think they should have to file these reports before the election, not after.
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Lizards @elizardsbeth.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I'd agree with that rating. I'll probably have another one.
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Lizards @elizardsbeth.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It's waffles all the way down
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