Sign in

Eli

@elit5.bsky.social
495 followers 449 following 1.3K posts

San Antonio Spurs Las Vegas Aces General WNBA & NBA Fan

PostsRepliesMedia
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LeBron called it way back when he called him young king.
010
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now if Pablo offered him 1.9 milllion then he might be entertained by that. Only money moves him.
010
Reposted by Eli
Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1158543
Reposted by Eli
Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND
221742219
Reposted by Eli
Las Vegas Aces @lvaces.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just about go time! ⏳
1324
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Adventure Time: Finn and Jake's Ocean Fun
ALT: Adventure Time: Finn and Jake's Ocean Fun
001
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We got to watch this after studying the Canterbury Tales in high school. It added a little more flavor watching Paul Bettany’s take on Chaucer.
010
Reposted by Eli
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
397209593491
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Discussting
040
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just this past weekend, I filled out a form for an interlibrary loan for the first time ever. Funnily enough it was for YOUR book! Looking forward to reading Fight Like Hell when it comes in.
130
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What are the stats on this giantess?
000
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hook em Horns!!!! It’s how you finish!Hollywood Smothers is still a great name and he ends it with a diving TD over the top . Wow wow wow
000
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching my rare football game. Hollywood Smothers is a hell of a name. But 2 turnovers in the first 5 minutes…..yikes.
011
Reposted by Eli
Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Víctor Wembenyama after another flagrant foul:
071
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I always liked him on the spurs, his 3pt shot was bad but he did everything else.
000
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I recently, finally watched this last week. It was better than I expected.
000
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m a big teapot, tall and thin.
000
Reposted by Eli
J.E. Skeets @jeskeets.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Grading The Ringer's 22 Ways To Fix The NBA Bonus @nodunks.com podcast for the long weekend ⤵️ YouTube 📺: bit.ly/3UCWHnx Apple 🍎: apple.co/3CUsJOD Spotify ✳️: bit.ly/44kso6Y
2122
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think I can knock out a few chores to this.
000
Reposted by Eli
J.E. Skeets @jeskeets.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Here's what we do with those Clippers’ forfeited draft picks 🧠
9242
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So are the Clipper fans gonna boo Kawhi like the Spurs Fans do. Will they also do the whole Un-cle Den-nis 👏👏-👏👏👏 chant? If so, that would be 2 of the 3 teams he’s played for so far. What a fun guy.
000
Reposted by Eli
Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i just hope the nba is ready for ballmer's retaliation
1264
Reposted by Eli
Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hey I'm not actually done talking about Dolly Parton. 🧵 Specifically I want to talk about her album 9 to 5 and Odd Jobs, released in 1980 (not the soundtrack to the film 9 to 5, that's a different thing). The whole album is about work, with most of the songs focused on a different type of worker.
7465193
Reposted by Eli
Wraith LaFrentz 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Something cool I just realized: before they moved to San Antonio and changed their name, the Spurs were initially known as the "Dallas Chaparrals", which means that this franchise has been represented by both a roadrunner 𝘢𝘯𝘥 a coyote in their history.
210727
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Wild cards?
010
Reposted by Eli
J.E. Skeets @jeskeets.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Happy National Dog Day 🐾
0131
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If the umpire is unsure of the call, why don’t they just do a jump ball at half court?
000
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oof now I’m getting nervous about it
000
Reposted by Eli
J.E. Skeets @jeskeets.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jokic and Wemby faced off in an international friendly on Thursday; both players are participating in the late summer qualifiers next week. Fun highlights. (H/T @teamziller.bsky.social) bit.ly/4zwqGx8
bit.ly
Nikola Jokic's Serbia 🇷🇸 and Wemby's France 🇫🇷 face off! | #FIBAWC 2027 Qualifiers Friendly Game
🔥 CLASH OF THE TITANS! Watch full game highlights as Nikola Jokic’s Serbia took on Victor Wembanyama’s France in a great friendly tune-up ahead of Window 4 of the 2027 FIBA Basketball World Cup Qualifiers! 🇷🇸 vs 🇫🇷 Two of the most dominant centers on the planet go head-to-head on the international stage! Watch as "The Joker" orchestrates Serbia's offense with brilliant playmaking and interior dominance, while "Wemby" anchors Les Bleus with rim protection and jaw-dropping athleticism! #FIBAWC
182
Reposted by Eli
Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
On the Spurs’ multiple homes away from home, and the problems they’re lucky enough to have: www.expressnews.com/sports/artic...
expressnews.com
Why Spurs’ homes away from home stem from recent success
You can’t accuse the Spurs of not planning for every potential problem. Even the problems they’re fortunate to have.
061
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Here’s to you Mr Robinson
001
Reposted by Eli
TC @rainbovvz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm gonna need Tim Duncan to be in the audience laughing every second Joey Crawford is on stage.
032
Reposted by Eli
molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
dumb ass cracker shit like this is why mamie till left the casket open. clicking through a powerpoint is not worse than jim crow, you whiny little bitch!!
321916251
Reposted by Eli
The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Grim Reaper news.
210316
Reposted by Eli
Dave DuFour 🐉 @davedufour.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Was there a Kalshi betting line on a Lakers ownership change these guys could have cashed in on too? I know these people love to diversify on their grifts.
0101
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I rarely if ever want to hear from Cuban but I’d love to see him eat crow.
070
Reposted by Eli
Mark Jones @markjonesmotion.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom..until a real Phantom pull up💯
1816922
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Make Ballmer apologize to at half court every game to all the nba fans and admit Pablo was right.
031
Reposted by Eli
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
heroic stuff here
292162285
Reposted by Eli
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Matt Damon at the end of The Odyssey [getting in his boat]: I Odyssey about a girl.
251468168
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Chelsea Gray! Wow. 2 Buzzer beater 3s in the same game
010
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Knicks vs maybe Knicks should be good
000
Reposted by Eli
Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
on Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha...
This rhetoric is ideal for listeners who believe trans women are an issue that they're supposed to care about, but don't actually have any real-world experience with them. The hypothetical trans girl who's supposedly causing all this trouble in the WNBA is the perfect tool for the conservative movement. She can't fight back, she can't disprove anyone's assumptions, and she can't garner sympathy when she's the target of hate. The perfect trans girl is the one who only exists in the imagination of the loudest cis people. Her monstrousness, the need to "protect young girls in a locker room" from her, gives them permission to enact policies that in reality only harm the anonymous girls, cis and trans, who want to play sports without the invasive scrutiny of gender-obsessed adults.
4244161076
Reposted by Eli
rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
the draft kings debt collection drone i'm hiding from is purposely blocking an uber eats delivery robot from coming up my driveway. this is overreach
344347
Reposted by Eli
CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
227229
Reposted by Eli
J.E. Skeets @jeskeets.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Live reaction to LeBron joining Philly
4444
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The nba never stops. It’s my telenovela.
010
Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Not sure but it is funny. The shams bot is usually reliable.
110
Reposted by Eli
No Dunks @nodunks.com · 10/07/2026
He grew up without a toaster ⤵️
051