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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 7h
Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND
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Las Vegas Aces @lvaces.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just about go time! ⏳
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hook em Horns!!!! It’s how you finish!Hollywood Smothers is still a great name and he ends it with a diving TD over the top . Wow wow wow
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Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching my rare football game. Hollywood Smothers is a hell of a name. But 2 turnovers in the first 5 minutes…..yikes.
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Víctor Wembenyama after another flagrant foul:
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J.E. Skeets @jeskeets.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Grading The Ringer's 22 Ways To Fix The NBA Bonus @nodunks.com podcast for the long weekend ⤵️ YouTube 📺: bit.ly/3UCWHnx Apple 🍎: apple.co/3CUsJOD Spotify ✳️: bit.ly/44kso6Y
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J.E. Skeets @jeskeets.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Here's what we do with those Clippers’ forfeited draft picks 🧠
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Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So are the Clipper fans gonna boo Kawhi like the Spurs Fans do. Will they also do the whole Un-cle Den-nis 👏👏-👏👏👏 chant? If so, that would be 2 of the 3 teams he’s played for so far. What a fun guy.
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Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i just hope the nba is ready for ballmer's retaliation
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hey I'm not actually done talking about Dolly Parton. 🧵 Specifically I want to talk about her album 9 to 5 and Odd Jobs, released in 1980 (not the soundtrack to the film 9 to 5, that's a different thing). The whole album is about work, with most of the songs focused on a different type of worker.
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Something cool I just realized: before they moved to San Antonio and changed their name, the Spurs were initially known as the "Dallas Chaparrals", which means that this franchise has been represented by both a roadrunner 𝘢𝘯𝘥 a coyote in their history.
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J.E. Skeets @jeskeets.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Happy National Dog Day 🐾
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J.E. Skeets @jeskeets.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jokic and Wemby faced off in an international friendly on Thursday; both players are participating in the late summer qualifiers next week. Fun highlights. (H/T @teamziller.bsky.social) bit.ly/4zwqGx8
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Nikola Jokic's Serbia 🇷🇸 and Wemby's France 🇫🇷 face off! | #FIBAWC 2027 Qualifiers Friendly Game
🔥 CLASH OF THE TITANS! Watch full game highlights as Nikola Jokic’s Serbia took on Victor Wembanyama’s France in a great friendly tune-up ahead of Window 4 of the 2027 FIBA Basketball World Cup Qualifiers! 🇷🇸 vs 🇫🇷 Two of the most dominant centers on the planet go head-to-head on the international stage! Watch as "The Joker" orchestrates Serbia's offense with brilliant playmaking and interior dominance, while "Wemby" anchors Les Bleus with rim protection and jaw-dropping athleticism! #FIBAWC
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
On the Spurs’ multiple homes away from home, and the problems they’re lucky enough to have: www.expressnews.com/sports/artic...
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Why Spurs’ homes away from home stem from recent success
You can’t accuse the Spurs of not planning for every potential problem. Even the problems they’re fortunate to have.
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TC @rainbovvz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm gonna need Tim Duncan to be in the audience laughing every second Joey Crawford is on stage.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
dumb ass cracker shit like this is why mamie till left the casket open. clicking through a powerpoint is not worse than jim crow, you whiny little bitch!!
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Grim Reaper news.
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Dave DuFour 🐉 @davedufour.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Was there a Kalshi betting line on a Lakers ownership change these guys could have cashed in on too? I know these people love to diversify on their grifts.
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Mark Jones @markjonesmotion.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom..until a real Phantom pull up💯
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
heroic stuff here
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Matt Damon at the end of The Odyssey [getting in his boat]: I Odyssey about a girl.
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Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Chelsea Gray! Wow. 2 Buzzer beater 3s in the same game
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
on Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha...
This rhetoric is ideal for listeners who believe trans women are an issue that they're supposed to care about, but don't actually have any real-world experience with them. The hypothetical trans girl who's supposedly causing all this trouble in the WNBA is the perfect tool for the conservative movement. She can't fight back, she can't disprove anyone's assumptions, and she can't garner sympathy when she's the target of hate. The perfect trans girl is the one who only exists in the imagination of the loudest cis people. Her monstrousness, the need to "protect young girls in a locker room" from her, gives them permission to enact policies that in reality only harm the anonymous girls, cis and trans, who want to play sports without the invasive scrutiny of gender-obsessed adults.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
the draft kings debt collection drone i'm hiding from is purposely blocking an uber eats delivery robot from coming up my driveway. this is overreach
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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J.E. Skeets @jeskeets.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Live reaction to LeBron joining Philly
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No Dunks @nodunks.com · 10/07/2026
He grew up without a toaster ⤵️
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 08/07/2026
Prairieland AMA starts at 2 pm ET!
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From the politics community on Reddit: We are Lex McMenamin and Sam Levine, reporters at The Guardian US! Ask us anything about the Texas anti-ICE protesters sentenced to 450 years in prison.
Explore this post and more from the politics community
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J.A. Adande @jadande.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I like that Manu Ginobili is wearing his own number and not Messi’s number. Manu’s like, “I’m a bad mofo too”
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Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
He had one of the greatest alley oop I’ve ever seen. youtu.be/F6aOhooZTLw?...
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Kyle Anderson with an incredible falling out of bounds 360 no scope alley oop to Davis Bertans
YouTube video by NFH Ball
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
People say America can't accomplish anything, that we've stopped dreaming big. Well, today, after *years* of work, the combined resources of the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches (as well as the media) came together to prevent some girls in Idaho from playing high school softball.
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The wonderful @marisakabas.bsky.social let me go long on the grim historic parallels between the Prairieland defendants and 19th century America’s brutal repression—and execution—of anarchists, union organizers, and political dissidents. We are all antifa now. www.thehandbasket.co/p/haymarket-...
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From Haymarket to Prairieland: How dissent has unleashed the long arm of the law
The Prairieland sentencing has dark historical parallels, Kim Kelly writes. But we can change the end of the current story.
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Gary Wright II @gary-wright.com · 25/06/2026
A list of 15 zines that the US government doesn't want us to read. Just like banned books, I recommend reading all of them! You can order them from this site and the proceeds support the the Prarieland defendants. You can also find all of them online for free. Follow: @dfwsupportcommitt.bsky.social
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People’s City Council - Los Angeles @pplscitycouncil.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
30 years for moving a box of zines. Des Sanchez Estrada was not even at the noise demo that led to this. The state is attempting to make an example of these anti-fascist political prisoners. We can expect the crackdowns to continue & escalate. Take this seriously. Don't back down
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DEFENDANT SENTENCED TO 30 YEARS IN PRISON FOR MOVING A BOX OF ANTIFASCIST ZINES
Anti-ICE activists received lengthy prison terms - including a 100-year sentence — in the first major trial of the NSPM-7 era.
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 23/06/2026
they're imprisoning people for decades over a noise demonstration. this isn't getting anywhere near the attention it should be.
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Albabycakes @albabycakes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I know we always do the "you never know how small your window is...the Spurs aren't guaranteed anything," but like...come on. Wemby's 22. Dylan Harper just scored 25 in a Finals game as a rookie. They have needs, but we're all still screwed, I promise.
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Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Helluva a season for my Spurs. Proud of them and the fight they’ve had all season. The only Knicks fans I’m happy for are the ninja turtles, that’s it, the rest of y’all can go fuck yourselves. Go Spurs Go Por Vida
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Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Happy with the season on the whole, win or lose. Go Spurs Go A small family watch party.
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
IN Ukraine he fought with the callsign "Orwell." He was very fond of the Orwell quotation "Pacifism is objectively pro-Fascist. This is elementary common sense."
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Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Hurts in the moment but I’ve been getting over it pretty quickly. Still not here for the Knicks glaze though. ✌️
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Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Well that’s enough bball podcasts and social media for me this summer. Gg and good bye.
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Nenz @nenzz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Yeah this series is over GGs to the Knicks. Maybe the Spurs will learn how to close out games next year.
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Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I’m looking forward to catching up on my non bball podcasts.
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Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Spurs need a miracle to come back this series. Do you think the Nuns know anyone who could help with that?
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Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
And that is youth for ya.
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Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
a 14-0 run ended by proximate foul on replay review
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Eli @elit5.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Inexperience and the ghost of the western conference gauntlet is killing us in the Finals. Not in a doomer way, but whatever happens this series, I’m proud of our dudes.
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 05/06/2026
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Happy here in Texas
It was when I was parking at my San Antonio hotel that I noticed the boot. I'm not from Texas, I don't know if this is how they determine dibs on parking spots here. I backed out and parked in the spo...
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