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Melissa

@elissamay.bsky.social
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🌒🌕🌘 and 🐶 are pretty much all I want to deal with at the moment.

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this 👇
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Melissa @elissamay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't agree with his politics on the vast majority of things, but you can't deny he is a real one.
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 01/10/2026
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Melissa @elissamay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ohhhhhhhhhh noooooooeeeeesssss
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Melissa @elissamay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is absolutely no way in hell that this ogre gets turned in an Anne Rice vampire universe and that's why it will forever be my favorite vampire lore. #iwtv #tvl
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Melissa @elissamay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I get the sense that we can choose the bear or Jack Smith.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope this headline haunts Eric Schmitt for the rest of his pathetic political career.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
LMAO Trump's new AI website confirms that he lost in 2020
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith made it crystal clear that his investigation was sound and lawful, that the president had committed crimes and that the GOP attacks on him were the actual weaponization of our justice system. He showed courage and moral clarity and continues to be one of the heroes of this moment.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This. It has always been this. A sitting American president did this. And because he did this, he should have been convicted and put behind bars. And the fact that we never held him accountable for these crimes will forever stain this country. And we may never recover from it.👇
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Senator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 29/09/2026
Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes!
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/09/2026
GOP Sen. Eric Schmitt accused Jack Smith of perjury, claiming he had evidence Smith secretly went to an Atlanta Hawks game. Then it all backfired in real-time.
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GOP Senator’s Jack Smith ‘Gotcha’ Blows Up in His Face
Eric Schmitt accused Jack Smith of perjury over supposed evidence placing him at an Atlanta Hawks game. There was just one problem: It was the Iowa Hawkeyes.
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh you thought I murdered and ate 36 people? Well guess what? It was only four. Got your ass.
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Melissa @elissamay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am wracking my brain to find a topic I care less about and coming up empty.
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Stephan Krosecz @stephank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It should be said as many times as possible: fuck Gavin Newsom, and if you're advocating for him to run for president fuck you too.
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Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com · 23/09/2026
This dude is just a Republican. He's hollow inside. A dead, greasy husk of a man.
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This fucking guy should NEVER be president or anything else with power over others ever again, as I have been saying for YEARS, all the way back to when he cleared encampments of unhoused people personally with a fucking smile on his face. NO. NO WAY. NO.
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Melissa @elissamay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
P.S. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social you suck.
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Melissa @elissamay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who knew I would ever share a DMB clip? 🤣
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Melissa @elissamay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh noooooooooooes. 🖕
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Melissa @elissamay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In case there was any remaining doubt that WaPo is Fox News for people who can read. "Long-standing protocol"? Like choosing the correct fork for salad? Get fucked, @washingtonpost.com
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Sue Carr @scarr54.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@thedanrather.bsky.social is one of the last in a different world of journalists with complete integrity & honesty. Being truthful to viewers, readers was always the most important part of the job. Now we have news organizations that only lie, hide & tell people what they & Trump want us to know.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/09/2026
Marc Elias is so undefeated that the ready to rumble guy should announce his television appearances.
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/09/2026
Look outside. Do you see snow? No?  Well, you will soon. You might also see $30/hr more in your pocket if you become an emergency snow shoveler.  Registration begins Saturday, September 19th. Sign up by November 30th for access to paid orientation and expedited payment processing.
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Emergency Snow Shovelers - DSNY
Emergency Snow Shovelers are called on after heavy snowfalls to remove snow and ice citywide from public areas like bus stops, crosswalks, fire hydrants, and step streets.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Our health care system in America is disgusting. A clear indication that our government doesn't give a fuck if we live or die.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He’s got a point!
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
KAEPERNICK: The part that I hope people take away in this moment is what Robert Kraft and what they’re saying by denying Macklemore is they are openly colluding. They also want people to know that if you take an action that they don’t agree with, they will come for you.
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Matt Szafranski @mszafranski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Once again for the people in the back. Bari does not have any talent. She can throw a good party and chat you up but good, and people mistake that for ability. It was fine enough to open her empty vessel of a newsletter. It can't run a real organization.
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Melissa @elissamay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is this guy role-playing the worst possible scumbag lawyer stereotypes or is he really this much of a twat?
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Ross A. Isaacs @rossisaacs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is there an epidemic of people forcing other people to have sex with animals that we know nothing about?! Maybe we should get the FBI on that!
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T. Krown @mumbles-j.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ms. Rachel moves like Omar outchea and i can’t do shit but respect it
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
one of the stadiums that said they would cancel Ed Sheeran's show if he brought Macklemore with him "because something something antisemitism" is literally hosting a concert by Kanye West
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran. Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.

I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour.
But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families.

The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that.

Ed is my friend. I've known him for 13 years. We've shared late nights, studio sessions and stages. He has this infectious magic about him that I've grown to love. I consider him a brother. And because of that, we've had some difficult conversations this past week. The type of talks rooted in love and respect for one another that still end in a place of fundamental disagreement. Nothing I'm writing here is out of spite or because I want to tear down his character. But as I told Ed multiple times on the phone, our friendship can't change my responsibility to tell the truth about what happened.

Last Monday, in the middle of all the media attention surrounding Pink and what I said at MetLife, Ed told me that Robert Kraft called him. We were scheduled to play Gillette Stadium later this month, which is owned by the Kraft Group. Ed told me that Kraft said I would not be allowed to perform in his stadium. Ed also told me that Kraft had rallied some of the other
stadium owners and collectively they gave him an ultimatum: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you will not be allowed to play in our venues.

Ed was in …What I said at MetLife I have been saying on stages around the world for almost three years. So why is it an issue now? Because now I'm sharing a stage with one of the biggest artists in the world, in some of the biggest stadiums in America. At a certain level of exposure, "Free Palestine" becomes too much of a risk. If I kept doing the shows, saying Free Palestine, with Ed implicitly supporting it, the crowd getting loud and showing undeniable support for Palestinian liberation, what artist might speak out next? The stage becomes resistance. Maybe that's why this time it became so important to silence me.

And one of the most effective ways to enforce that silence has been to weaponize the accusation of antisemitism. Antisemitism is real. And that is exactly why the word matters too much to be used as a shield against criticism of the Israeli state. When criticizing Israel, opposing Zionism or saying "Free Palestine" gets conflated with hatred of Jewish people, it doesn't protect Jewish people. It protects Israel from accountability.

I hope this isn't the end of my relationship with Ed.
Thirteen years of friendship doesn't disappear because of one painful disagreement. I hope we both continue listening, studying what is happening in Palestine and wrestling with what neutrality means in a moment like this. My door will always be open to continuing that conversation.

When my brother Omar was doing the subtitles for the video I posted from MetLife, I thanked him. He told me there's a phrase in Arabic:
لا شكر على واجب
"La shukra ala wajeb." There is no thanks for a duty.
That stayed with me. Because that's what this has become for me and millions of others around the world. A duty. Not something deserving of praise or gratitude. Not brave. Human.

Who is winning the internet, who is getting canceled, who gets to play the stadium and who doesn't, all of it becomes so small when held against what we are actually witnessing in Gaza and the West Bank. An entire people be…
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ireland understood the assignment! ✊💚
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love the Irish🇮🇪
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nailed it
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A young man with a red bandana --Welles Crowther -- saved an estimated 18 people on 9/11. To which Trump said Tuesday: “The man in the red bandanna has become more famous than me. I don’t like it." wapo.st/4xJM94r
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Laura Belin @laurarbelin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Every Iowa Republican candidate should be asked if they condone the president lying about where he was on 9/11 and what happened to him. Everyone remembers where they were that day.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 09/09/2026
Trump just insulted everyone who died on 9/11. Everyone who lost someone that day. Everyone who lost part of themselves that day. And Mamdani is the problem? Get fucked.
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Jess Craven ❌👑 @jesscraven101.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trump told a demonstrably false story today about what happened to him on 9/11. Like, the whole thing is a flat out lie. I’d call for the 25th amendment, but Republicans are cowards and traitors who’ll never do it. Instead, vote them all out on November 3.
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