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Eli

@elifitch.bsky.social
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Beautiful squishboy. VP of weirdo stuff at Figma. Games & car writing sometimes. Black Lives Matter.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
what a queen
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Are mashed potetaos a vegetable technically even if you put milk in it
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Is lava wet
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Me This edible ain’t shit 5min later:
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
What does salt taste like nobody can explain this to me
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Ethan Marcotte @ethanmarcotte.com · 19/07/2023
heyyyyyy my new book YOU DESERVE A TECH UNION has an official launch date!! “Available August 15.” 🎉📕🥰🥹🎉 abookapart.com/blogs/press/preorder…
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Preorder Now: You Deserve a Tech Union from Ethan Marcotte
We’re really excited to announce You Deserve a Tech Union, a new book by Ethan Marcotte, launching August 15! Ethan Marcotte is a web designer, speaker, and author, who is perhaps best known for cre...
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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
to be fair, matt gaetz has been a barbie fan since he was 17. you can search "matt gaetz 17 year old" to find out more
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
I only buy clothes that make a strong political statement
Hat with a bass pro shop logo that reads “Neon Genesis Evangelion”
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
New Yawk greatest city in da world!!!
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
Bill Hader as Stefon the nightlife correspondent for Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live. He is a white man with blue eyes and brown hair with blond highlights that has been dramatically straightened into 2000s emo/scene bangs. He is wearing a printed army green long sleeved t shirt and an assortment of rings. A speech bubble has been drawn atop him to suggest he is saying Gita’s below post out loud.
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
someone get this person a bluesky invite
the back of a grey car. there is an anime girl sticker on the back window. there are two bumper stickers:

"my other car is a hot dog" above a picture of  a hot dog with mustard

and

"if you honk at me i will kill myself"
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Uhhh so Josh Sawyer (the director of Fallout New Vegas, Pentiment, Pillars of Eternity, and several more greatest games ever) is on The Sunday Scroll and y’all need to listen spotify.link/oAah3RmeiBb
spotify.link
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/06/2023
So excited for the only jobs to be legacy rich person and Amazon warehouse worker in a few years
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Every day it gets harder and harder to work in tech and tell myself that I’m still a good person
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
Therapist: did you know that people with ADHD tend to hyper focus on new hobbies? Me [discovered Gundam models 3 weeks ago]:
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
Incredible
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
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S. @girltalk.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
Me trying to wear bright colors:
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
Remake yourself in your own image
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 21/06/2023
[inhales, grimaces, steadies self] “forbidden sugar cube”
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
You 🤝 your favorite meme
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
An hair day
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
Watching the original Mobile Suit Gundam and lemme tell ya more shows should be made for like 7 dollars it’s extremely cute
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
New Pikmin looks crazy
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
They sunk because player 2 was driving
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
High af makin my little guys
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 18/06/2023
The thing about Elon is that he’s going down a completely familiar radicalization pathway for dumb men who spend too much time online but because he’s got seventy quintillion dollars people assume it must be something else
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 18/06/2023
“Did a yacht write this” literally yes
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 17/06/2023
Good interaction under our last trailer
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 16/06/2023
Who else is incapable of discovering a new hobby without making it their whole personality?? Tremendously embarrassing but I am a Gundam model guy now
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Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com · 15/06/2023
A counter argument: libraries are safe spaces that do not charge you money to be there. Librarians help those without access to the web to apply for jobs and housing, provide access to accurate information without payment, including physical or e- or audiobooks.
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
Watching Armored Core 6 gameplay and barking like a dog at my tv m.youtube.com/watch?v=nUTPLucLU5I
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An Extended Look at Armored Core 6
►Learn about every single other Armored Core game: https://youtu.be/jNgY-kTPY3Q►Become a patron for early access, exclusive merch, and more http://www.patreo...
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
I love my tiny son. He is so small but he tries so big
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
Man Etsy really just became a cesspool of dropshipped garbage huh. Impossible to find good stuff
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 14/06/2023
Mona's vet appt was a little more expensive than I was expecting (she's starting to get cat arthritis) and I'm still looking for a new job so if you wanted to pick up a little RPG I made recently for a dollar or two that would be sick merrittk.itch.io/the-dark-queen
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The Dark Queen by merritt k
A short narrative RPG. Available for Windows, macOS
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
The ol razzle dazzle
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
Someone should tell leftists that we can choose what things we have a strong opinion about
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
My team at work is so confused when I address them with “ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS”
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 13/06/2023
"i was big on twitter" that's cool, hold still for a second
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
One thing I’m coming to realize after living in Philadelphia for a year, is that Always Sunny is a documentary
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 12/06/2023
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 12/06/2023
If Link had a gun instead of a sword, nobody would think Zelda is an RPG. That’s just weird to me idk
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 12/06/2023
The publisher of the Washington Post is leaving the paper to join the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation's Center on Public Civility, arguably the funniest thing anyone claiming a glancing familiarity with public affairs could choose to do
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
Need to finish my essay on Dragon Quest today 👇 Mixed my ADHD medication and an edible 👇 Nervously watching Gundam Wing and eating falafel instead of writing 👇 Hope my prefrontal cortex can’t find me oh god oh god oh g
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 10/06/2023
Them: Starfield is just Skyrim in space 🤨 Me: STARFIELD IS JUST SKYRIM IN SPACE 🤩
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
Quadrifoglio meets quattro formaggi
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 09/06/2023
How do people still get excited about Trump stuff. Dude's never going down for anything he's going to die of a heart attack in 10 years free as a bird
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
Gaining immortality by slowly consuming thousands of forever stamps over the course of decades. My features may appear changed. But inside me, all my organs cost the same to ship as they did when I was born. A secret between me and all of God's postmen
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
The fuck that’s not supposed to happen here
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