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Eli

@elifitch.bsky.social
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Beautiful squishboy. VP of weirdo stuff at Figma. Games & car writing sometimes. Black Lives Matter.

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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I guess I use the site again and it is true as far as I know, though I heard it from an auto journo friend of mine. It was a Porsche engineer who was detained because he said he was coming to the us “to test the new 911”
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
It’s goopy just look at it
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Lava IS wet though
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
what a queen
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
I was high as fuck when I posted this but I’d still want to know
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Are mashed potetaos a vegetable technically even if you put milk in it
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Is lava wet
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Me This edible ain’t shit 5min later:
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
What does salt taste like nobody can explain this to me
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Ethan Marcotte @ethanmarcotte.com · 19/07/2023
heyyyyyy my new book YOU DESERVE A TECH UNION has an official launch date!! “Available August 15.” 🎉📕🥰🥹🎉 abookapart.com/blogs/press/preorder…
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Preorder Now: You Deserve a Tech Union from Ethan Marcotte
We’re really excited to announce You Deserve a Tech Union, a new book by Ethan Marcotte, launching August 15! Ethan Marcotte is a web designer, speaker, and author, who is perhaps best known for cre...
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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
to be fair, matt gaetz has been a barbie fan since he was 17. you can search "matt gaetz 17 year old" to find out more
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
I got him
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
I only buy clothes that make a strong political statement
Hat with a bass pro shop logo that reads “Neon Genesis Evangelion”
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
New Yawk greatest city in da world!!!
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
Bill Hader as Stefon the nightlife correspondent for Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live. He is a white man with blue eyes and brown hair with blond highlights that has been dramatically straightened into 2000s emo/scene bangs. He is wearing a printed army green long sleeved t shirt and an assortment of rings. A speech bubble has been drawn atop him to suggest he is saying Gita’s below post out loud.
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
someone get this person a bluesky invite
the back of a grey car. there is an anime girl sticker on the back window. there are two bumper stickers:

"my other car is a hot dog" above a picture of  a hot dog with mustard

and

"if you honk at me i will kill myself"
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Uhhh so Josh Sawyer (the director of Fallout New Vegas, Pentiment, Pillars of Eternity, and several more greatest games ever) is on The Sunday Scroll and y’all need to listen spotify.link/oAah3RmeiBb
spotify.link
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Oh my god??? Tysm??????
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/06/2023
So excited for the only jobs to be legacy rich person and Amazon warehouse worker in a few years
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Every day it gets harder and harder to work in tech and tell myself that I’m still a good person
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
🫡
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
Therapist: did you know that people with ADHD tend to hyper focus on new hobbies? Me [discovered Gundam models 3 weeks ago]:
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
Incredible
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
I’m 135lbs and I absolutely promise that if you gave me the chance I’d put him in the ground
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
My absolute favorite B/C-list shitposter tbh tho
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
The one thing I’m not horribly embarrassed by lmao
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
It was a really REALLY great read 💖
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
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S. @girltalk.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
Me trying to wear bright colors:
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
Remake yourself in your own image
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
Possible the demo car is base model and the average Tesla person just not a super strong reader
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 21/06/2023
This is somehow even worse than the notion that yes, sleep, good food, and regular exercise “elevates” your “mood”
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 21/06/2023
[inhales, grimaces, steadies self] “forbidden sugar cube”
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
You 🤝 your favorite meme
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
An hair day
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
Watching the original Mobile Suit Gundam and lemme tell ya more shows should be made for like 7 dollars it’s extremely cute
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
New Pikmin looks crazy
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
They sunk because player 2 was driving
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
High af makin my little guys
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 18/06/2023
The thing about Elon is that he’s going down a completely familiar radicalization pathway for dumb men who spend too much time online but because he’s got seventy quintillion dollars people assume it must be something else
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 18/06/2023
“Did a yacht write this” literally yes
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
😯
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 17/06/2023
Good interaction under our last trailer
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
I absolutely had that tie fighter helmet that opened into a little diorama
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 16/06/2023
God dammit I walked into the shop looking for markers and walked out with a buncha guys and forgot the marker
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 16/06/2023
This is like the cartoon smell lines picking me up by the nose
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 16/06/2023
Who else is incapable of discovering a new hobby without making it their whole personality?? Tremendously embarrassing but I am a Gundam model guy now
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Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com · 15/06/2023
A counter argument: libraries are safe spaces that do not charge you money to be there. Librarians help those without access to the web to apply for jobs and housing, provide access to accurate information without payment, including physical or e- or audiobooks.
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Eli @elifitch.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
I’m convinced the developers of this game all had a little photo of me on their desks
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