Reposted by Howard TaylerIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes. 331189003968
Reposted by Howard TaylerKingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 18/08/2025If you want to believe it, check it twice ::clap clap:: If you want to believe it, check it twice ::clap clap:: Doesn’t matter if it’s awful Doesn’t matter if it’s nice If it confirms your bias, check it twice! ::clap clap:: 191741683
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me, drawing a planet-sized dark-matter entity in its baryonic matter warshell... A thousand times. In color. 1270
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares into you. If you scream into the abyss try screaming without closing your eyes unless you want the abyss to win the staring contest. 1191
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I tried some of these Australian pizza-flavored crackers. The flavor is faint, and pizza-adjacent. They taste like someone ran through the room with a Hot Pocket. 7270
Reposted by Howard TaylerAeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Every hitter has what I call a killer’s #intuition. It’s that little Spidey-sense tingle that says not yet, wait until dark, or bring the .44 magnum instead of the 9mm. Ignore that intuition at your peril. There’s always room for a new hole in the desert outside of Vegas. #vss365 #microfiction 0104
Reposted by Howard TaylerDarrin aka Bundy @dkbundy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026#ComicsThroughTheYears #comicsky Day 7: 2000s comics. SCHLOCK MERCENARY: TUB OF HAPPINESS by @howardtayler.bsky.social 0379
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Driving from LA to Seattle is taking longer than I expected. America is wide, sure, I knew that, but it's also TALL. As are the redwoods. 1392480137
Reposted by Howard TaylerI am Erk🍁🪿 @i-am-erk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Had one of those days where I just suddenly and deeply miss #schlockmercenary. I like when stories end, dgmw, and it ended well, but... Sigh. Hope you're having a good summer @howardtayler.bsky.social. 3251
Reposted by Howard TaylerAdam P Knave @adampknave.com · 28/08/2026It's Jack Kirby's birthday! Celebrate by creating, discovering, inventing, whole universes using the power of your mind! Then go fight some nazis. 110854
Reposted by Howard TaylerBig Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Anyone saying that AI can make your life better is trying to sell you a combination cult membership, addiction, and brain damage. They are not trying to help you. They want to convert you and hook you on the tech that is destroying everything it touches and enriching the worst people on Earth. 15418
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Project Manager: drinking the rest of what's in the cup will take 5 times as long as drinking the first half. 0505
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I will have cards at WorldCon that link to a page of parts and instructions for making your very own Technocane. That page is here. Please share if you or someone you know needs it. howardtayler.com/2026/08/tech...howardtayler.comTechnocaneThe Technocane is what happened when, in my own words, “I taught my stick how to carry my phone so that my phone would teach me to never leave home without my stick. This page is a parts list… 13013
Reposted by Howard TaylerMuskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Take a Segway, Ray. Rent an E-Bike, Mike. Uber away, Trey. Schedule a Lyft, Biff. Robotaxi it, Mitt… #50NewWaysToLeaveYourLover 3486
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Sketching in books while watching DUST BUNNY for the (*math math math*) fourth time. 1320
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 04/08/20262 hours from home. I didn't skeet during Gen Con Indy because for some reason da bloosk thought I was in Texas and was asking for age verification. And then I got busy and forgot. 5340
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I'm watching ICK now. This movie is incredibly tight. 040
Reposted by Howard TaylerTrip @triphazard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026It was the role he was born to play. It has his NAME in it. SkeLETOr! 0101
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I'm watching MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE on Prime. It's... a thing that people got to have fun making, I hope. I'm not sure what this movie wants to be. I expected it to try to sell me some toys, but I guess we haven't gotten to that part yet. 2341
Reposted by Howard TaylerIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 23/07/2026💯💯💯 If it was really "inevitable," they wouldn't have to try so hard. 130476
Reposted by Howard TaylerMira @thefreeradical.org · 16/07/2026my unholy creation. its actually working, it hasnt been an hour yet and the air quality in my place is noticeably better. i can breathe in comparable comfort, and my eyes dont hurt! link to build ur own here: engineering.ucdavis.edu/news/science... beware walmart, they overprice their filters 3539192340
Reposted by Howard TaylerImani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 13/07/2026I hate going to a website and immediately some bot is like "Hi! Can I help you?" yeah you can go away. 321112114
Reposted by Howard Tayleranne gibson @kirabug.com · 13/07/2026Yo! or Oy if you prefer! You! @howardtayler.bsky.social and @sandratayler.bsky.social had an electrical not-fire and need our help. 🎶 Throw a coin to your sketcher... 🎶 www.backerkit.com/c/projects/h...backerkit.comSeventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries (Reprint) Project Update: Schlock Mercenary ON SALE! 10-50% off select itemsGreetings! We had an adventure here at Chez Tayler. While Howard and Sandra were out of town the young adults holding down the fort reported that half the power was out at the ... 01211
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 10/07/2026"neighbor volunteered their forklift" is one of those casual conversation things I did not expect to ever hear in casual conversation. In related news, four pallets of books arrived at the Hypernode Media warehouse. I'm about to be very busy... 1331
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 09/07/2026MSFT laid off the Elder Scrolls artist who designed the Khajit and the Argonians. She has been with the franchise for 27 years. When she started work there the guy who would eventually helm X-Box and lay her off was 9 years old. 2780264
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Because of extreme fire risks this year the state of Utah has made fireworks illegal. Municipalities can make whatever exceptions they want, but my city said nope, no fireworks. I fully expect to hear neighbors "patriotically" breaking the law all evening. 3480
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 27/06/2026It's our last day of recording sessions. If we get all eight of our planned episodes done then we'll have recorded 47 episodes this week. 1250
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I'm recording episodes of @writingexcuses.bsky.social this week. It's exhilarating, and it's exhausting. 2301
Reposted by Howard Taylerdavid malki ! @davidmalki.com · 26/06/2026Honey, what's wrong? You haven't even tried sitting in the butthole. 20867176
Reposted by Howard TaylerSam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 16/12/2025It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday The unholy thing shambles in He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me His white teeth make a musical din Sing us a song, you’re the piano man Your skin is a wooden facade You’ve brass pedals for hands And your hair’s copper strands Give unbearable insult to god 5608155
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 16/06/2026It no longer goes without saying, so I'm saying it. I have never used AI to make words or pictures. I don't have ChatGPT, Claude, or anything like them installed, and I turn off every AI-branded feature i find in the tools I use. 19811
Reposted by Howard TaylerDeath @insatiableone.bsky.social · 16/06/2026And Claude, and all of the other water-burning plagiarism machines I not only think less of you but I have evidence that I am ontologically better than you in every possible way 27521
Reposted by Howard TaylerSandra Tayler @sandratayler.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Put in some work on Year of Creativity today. Howard (as usual) had excellent graphic design insights. www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...backerkit.comGet Ready for A Year of CreativityFrom Sandra Tayler - Get Ready for A Year of Creativity 172
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 16/06/2026"It is SO much easier to get fluids OUT of a human than to put them IN." -- overheard in the ER. (Probably, by someone listening to me.) 2564
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Today is Schlock Mercenary's 26th birthday. Schlock Mercenary is older than I was when I got married. 3797
Reposted by Howard TaylerJim Zub @jimzub.com · 11/06/2026A friend bragged about their Steam playtime stats, with thousands of hours on strategy games and RPGs. (My highest is Baldur's Gate 3, with just over 200 hours.) He was surprised I didn't have more game time. He asked if I was watching lots of TV or reading books... 5365
Reposted by Howard TaylerHoward Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Today I discovered that there's a Google Gemini button cluttering the bottom of my page when I write in Docs. I also discovered that it can be made to go away. 712632
Reposted by Howard TaylerM.R. Robinson @mruthrobinson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026If you have ever emailed a writer to let them know you enjoyed something they wrote, you are among the noblest and best and most saintly in this entire world, and I hope you sleep really well tonight. 1114118623
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Big words are easy to remember if they're made out of words you already use. They're harder to remember if they're made out of mostly new or unfamiliar stuff. This is why I can never remember that "brain freeze" is sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia without looking it up to check my spelling. 3130
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Today I discovered that there's a Google Gemini button cluttering the bottom of my page when I write in Docs. I also discovered that it can be made to go away. 712632
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 04/06/202630 minutes to go, and $1300 short of the "16 more pages" threshold. I'm happy either way. www.kickstarter.com/projects/how...kickstarter.comDoodling as a HobbyThe Retrospective Sketchbook of an Accidental Career illustrated (and apologized for) by Howard Tayler 1121
Reposted by Howard TaylerDarrin aka Bundy @dkbundy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I think the majority of the books for this year's Gen Con booth have arrived. Come to booth 1349 to meet @howardtayler.bsky.social , @sandratayler.bsky.social , @jimzub.com , and @stacyking.com . #gencon #gencon2026 #schlockmercenary #conan 182
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Okay, we've cleared the Q&A threshold. The next goal is about $5k away, and it's the addition of 16 more pages to the book. Twenty-three hours to go... www.kickstarter.com/projects/how...kickstarter.comDoodling as a HobbyThe Retrospective Sketchbook of an Accidental Career illustrated (and apologized for) by Howard Tayler 072
Reposted by Howard TaylerSandra Tayler @sandratayler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Only $28 away from unlocking this Q&A. 032
Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026We're quite close to $45k on the Retrospective Sketchbook Kickstarter. That threshold is where I do a Zoom Q&A with backers *after* they get the PDF, and want to ask me for the deep deets that didn't make it into print. www.kickstarter.com/projects/how...kickstarter.comDoodling as a HobbyThe Retrospective Sketchbook of an Accidental Career illustrated (and apologized for) by Howard Tayler 192