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er... yeah. aotearoa-based human. mostly. sometimes found on the eastern seaboard. may be skittish if approached. and sometimes cats.

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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 3h
hobson's pledge is running a giant electronic billboard featuring a photo of a smiling Rawiri Waititi with the headline "WHY WON'T CHRIS HIPKINS RULE OUT TE PĀTI MĀORI?" and i can tell i'm not their intended audience because i keep thinking how Waititi looks like someone's awesome uncle. #NZpol
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Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There’s a particular feeling when someone half your age lectures you on stuff you were there for. I’d like to see those dipshits deal with Usenet.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WE’RE GONNA BE OK. I’m sure this blew out the audio on my phone tho lol
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nicky Hager, Dirty Work, p. 37 #NZpol
It is unfair and needlessly cynical to think that those in positions of power are all untrustworthy and unethical. Most people, whatever we think of their political beliefs, share some basic values of our society, such as fairness and honesty, and they are reasonably decent. But it takes relatively few people to cause many of the world's problems. Rather than being disillusioned and pessimistic generally about humanity, it is more accurate to understand that some people cause vastly more than their share of trouble and harm. The rest of us have no choice but to deal with the results.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/10/2026
"I'm supposed to be tough. What happens if I faint?"- here's fun footage of Curtis Sliwa & Mayor Mamdani getting their flu shots together, including Mamdani offering to hold Sliwa's hand 😆 (Sliwa takes him up on it!) (Flu season is approaching and NYers can find free flu shots at nyc.gov/healthmap)
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s something to be said for how most of the political spectrum can unite around hounding some lesbians over niche drama in their spaces but huge segments of society are silent about pervasive campus rape impacting a huge population of primarily youngwomen
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Dr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
This is quite cool. My university is the first organisation in the world to force Microsoft to allow us to turn off copilot summaries in Word 365, after a backlash against it from staff (including, very vocally, me). That cannot have been easy for our heroic IT people so hats very much off to them!
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PLYMPTOONS
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tilly norwood, the fake girl tyler cowen really wants to fuck.
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gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dia 7: eles ainda não perceberam
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Simply put, we screwed up,” the company said in a statement. is there a chatbot out there specializing in corporate apologies? this "we screwed up" language is showing up EVERYWHERE
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i am a week behind on my SNW, so this may have already been discussed: a) was that large a lantern really necessary; and b) did the writers improperly beg the question too many times for @jacobtlevy.bsky.social to handle?
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this has been going on since january... 🤣
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Morgan Freeman's Cool Electric Company Dance
ALT: Morgan Freeman's Cool Electric Company Dance
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh, they knew what they were doing.
screencap of news article about this ad campaign:

"...high-top black sneakers by her side and wearing a white skirt, with a star spotlight in center frame.
The problem, according to social media users, was that the lighting and cropping created an outline that evoked a white pointed hood, with the shoes dangling against it. [EMPHASIS ADDED HERE:]The other image showed models climbing a ladder to reach shoes that hung from a tree branch.[emphasis end]
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Stars and Stripes @starsandstripes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A report released this week by a United Nations fact-finding mission found "reasonable grounds" to believe the United States carried out two strikes on a school and a sports center in Iran earlier this year and that both constituted war crimes. From Stars and Stripes' Jennifer H. Svan:
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UN report cites possible US war crimes in deadly strikes on Iran school, sports center
A United Nations fact-finding mission focused on a pair of Feb. 28 strikes that reportedly killed about 180 people, many of them children.
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SiriusXM Progress @siriusxmprog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Actor Malcolm McDowell spoke with @johnfugelsang.bsky.social about Hollywood lore, Blake Edwards, and his new film, “Last Train to Fortune.”
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i think i would have struggled with #watercolour a lot less if someone had told me to buy some decent brushes years ago. #artsky
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"The Navy has never studied how these forces over time affect the human brain, which contains 100 billion neurons in a network with a consistency similar to Jell-O." NYT, "Navy Accused of Ignoring Pilots' Brain Injuries," A1, 9 Sept 2026
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Or, more simply, killing your children, men seem to feel, should be a male prerogative.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“It doesn’t really matter what I think about AI. It matters what 20-year-olds think about it..." -boyle been a minute since i was 20, but he can shove it. i hope 20yos feel the same way.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
in honour of gloria steinem, i am continuing to not buy anything from lands end.
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gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
então é assim que os dinossauros foram extintos
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"...the report offered some useful insight - particularly its finding that the council's contract management systems were a "disaster"" i mean, yeah... exhibit 1: this contract w/deloitte. www.rnz.co.nz/news/regions...
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Mayor says ‘large chunks’ of Wellington council Deloitte report written by AI
Wellington mayor Andrew Little has said in a radio interview that a significant amount of a $435,000 Deloitte report on the council's staffing levels was written by artificial intelligence, as the rep...
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Lew @lewsos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
* Stifle the economy & crash employment so youths can't find jobs * Remove unemployment benefits for 18-19yos, pushing costs on struggling families * Restrict voter enrolment to make it harder for those families to vote against it The system is a system www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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Watch: Christopher Luxon defends cuts to benefits for youth
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has defended tightening eligibility for jobseekers benefits for young people and encouraged them to do "whatever it takes" to get a job.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
sloooowly getting more comfortable adding colour to my sketches. #artsky #sketch #procreate cemitério dos prazeres, lisboa
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
THE POSSESSIVE OF "I" IS NOT "I's". EVEN WHEN IT'S YOU AND SOMEONE ELSE. AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHH.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"lake america" sounds like a cheap as water park where the slides are perpetually out of service, the pool tiles are slimy, and there are piles of soggy poo-streaked tissue scattered about toilets that reek of mould. well done there, really.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
as someone who used to write survey instruments, this gave me the horrified giggles.
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D Jukic She/her @dejanajuk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“Supporting New Zealanders of all backgrounds to use their vote to protect Te Tiriti, so that Te Tiriti can protect us all.” #nzpol www.votefortetiriti2026.com
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Home | Vote For Te Tiriti
Protecting Te Tiriti with our vote
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Stars and Stripes @starsandstripes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A civilian geography professor was fired from West Point for pushing back after department officials barred faculty from teaching that humans contribute to climate change.
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West Point professor fired after pushing back on limitations to teaching climate change, lawsuit says
Adam Kalkstein pushed back after department officials barred faculty from teaching that humans contribute to climate change, the lawsuit says.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
legen.... dary.
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Tim Curry as Legend's Lord of Darkness
Alt: Tim Curry in heavy prosthetic makeup as Legend's Lord of Darkness
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Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 26/08/2026
Almost TOTAL LUNAR ECLIPSE Thurs night into Fri am. At mid-eclipse, around 12a, ~95% of full Moon will disappear into Earth’s shadow, likely turning red or copper. Wild card: Clouds. They could spoil show OR breaks may allow some peeks! Details: www.capitalweather.com/lunar-eclips...
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Ben Harris @benharris1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I beg someone to explain to me what “common ground” there is to be found with an administration that has ordered a military occupation of my city, and why finding that common ground is desirable.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
morning coffee. bitter.
a light green coffee mug with a tapering profile rests on an orange placemat. the mug, showing signs of age, is printed with the USAID logo, the words, "USAID from the american people" and "center for global health/the george washington university medical center"

on the reverse, unseen, are the words "global health mini-university" with a graphic of a stylized person holding a globe.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i say this with all kindness: fuck these people sideways, with a pitchfork.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
well worth watching.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
welcome to the stupidest day ever in dc.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
thunderstorms are rare in welly, and one's been rolling through dc for almost an hour and i don't want to miss any of it so i'm staying up way past my bedtime.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
my great-uncle worked in the chicago stockyards as a newly-arrived 11yo immigrant at the turn of the century. his job was stunning cattle with a sledgehammer for slaughter; he was so small he had to stand on a crate. the people who did this want to bring back child labour, too.
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Gwendolyn Corvid @gwendolyn-corvid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i'll say this for her, at least she isn't using AI to write her letters.
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MRSPOURS @mrspours.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
2026 MN State Fair Crop Art entry "Witness" based on pStar Tribune photograph by Leila Navi with MPR reporter Sam Stroiza.
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Rod Emmerson @rodemmerson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In today’s NZ Herald
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
someone on PBS newshour just pluralized "dan sullivan" as "dans sullivan" and i am delighted.
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gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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