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@eldjee.bsky.social
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er... yeah. aotearoa-based human. mostly. sometimes found on the eastern seaboard. may be skittish if approached. and sometimes cats.

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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 3h
"best use of space" compared to what?
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 5h
hobson's pledge is running a giant electronic billboard featuring a photo of a smiling Rawiri Waititi with the headline "WHY WON'T CHRIS HIPKINS RULE OUT TE PĀTI MĀORI?" and i can tell i'm not their intended audience because i keep thinking how Waititi looks like someone's awesome uncle. #NZpol
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 7h
this is the content i come to bsky for.
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Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There’s a particular feeling when someone half your age lectures you on stuff you were there for. I’d like to see those dipshits deal with Usenet.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WE’RE GONNA BE OK. I’m sure this blew out the audio on my phone tho lol
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sounds like a confession.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nicky Hager, Dirty Work, p. 37 #NZpol
It is unfair and needlessly cynical to think that those in positions of power are all untrustworthy and unethical. Most people, whatever we think of their political beliefs, share some basic values of our society, such as fairness and honesty, and they are reasonably decent. But it takes relatively few people to cause many of the world's problems. Rather than being disillusioned and pessimistic generally about humanity, it is more accurate to understand that some people cause vastly more than their share of trouble and harm. The rest of us have no choice but to deal with the results.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
trip tiks were great. they got me from new orleans to san diego with a bunch of fun stops along the way.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my favourite directions were things like "go past where the high's used to be, and turn left at that big oak that got hit by lighting a few years ago."
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
/if main streets were ok or if you wanted to stay on neighborhood streets. @jgumby.io knows.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and generally asking my mother and grandmother for directions on how to get somewhere. both of them would give rundowns on the best route given the day of week/time of day/status of local construction or road works/whether you wanted to deal with a roundabout/
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh! and AAA did fantastic customized road trip booklets!
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
in the US? rand mcnally for long-distance driving to places you'd never been. local maps for more granular info. worked a treat unless you were headed somewhere in the rand mcnally gap. my mom taught me to navigate the summer we went looking at colleges for me.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/10/2026
"I'm supposed to be tough. What happens if I faint?"- here's fun footage of Curtis Sliwa & Mayor Mamdani getting their flu shots together, including Mamdani offering to hold Sliwa's hand 😆 (Sliwa takes him up on it!) (Flu season is approaching and NYers can find free flu shots at nyc.gov/healthmap)
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
did they shut up?
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
as often as usha asks vance "what is it with you and immigrants?"
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
either openly mocking them or at least highly critical of their efforts. (damn, cut myself off there...)
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i was gonna say... 🤣 this was high on my radar bc at the time we had just gone through the rape list events at brown (nat'ly publicized by donahue), and i was so impressed by the antioch students' proposal. IIRC, the NYT ran at least one piece
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s something to be said for how most of the political spectrum can unite around hounding some lesbians over niche drama in their spaces but huge segments of society are silent about pervasive campus rape impacting a huge population of primarily youngwomen
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Dr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
This is quite cool. My university is the first organisation in the world to force Microsoft to allow us to turn off copilot summaries in Word 365, after a backlash against it from staff (including, very vocally, me). That cannot have been easy for our heroic IT people so hats very much off to them!
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'd be careful after dark.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PLYMPTOONS
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
call me crazy, but "machine" is right there. human history is inventing machines to do shit we're tired of doing. pulley, lever, wedge, incline plane, screw, wheel... all machines invented to move or break stuff more efficiently than just using our bodies.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tilly norwood, the fake girl tyler cowen really wants to fuck.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
go forth and be fabulous!
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
come to new zealand!
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Super Troopers: Not So Funny Meow
ALT: Super Troopers: Not So Funny Meow
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
archaeological work with heavy equipment.
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Jan Brady's Sarcastic 'Sure, Jan' Moment
ALT: Jan Brady's Sarcastic 'Sure, Jan' Moment
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
loved maria sten; temu christian slater grew on me. but the psychedelic therapy big bad storyline was off-putting. 40 years of racism masquerading as a drug war finally starts to fall by the wayside for an amazingly promising therapeutic modality, and entertainment media gives us... this.
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gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dia 7: eles ainda não perceberam
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
ALT: Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Simply put, we screwed up,” the company said in a statement. is there a chatbot out there specializing in corporate apologies? this "we screwed up" language is showing up EVERYWHERE
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
and a rundown of karl urban's greatest hits!
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
is it available as an ebook?
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
omg i saw those portraits on sunday and they are so hilariously bad.
a wall of shitty portraits painted in gold, arranged in a hopscotch pattern on a wall within the reach. the closest portrait to the viewer is of elon musk, looking like a gold-dipped cross between carrot top and the clown in IT.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
heh. point out that his behaviour is deeply misogynist and transphobic and watch him spin for literal days. he's constitutionally incapable of understanding that his POV is neither objective nor universal.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i am a week behind on my SNW, so this may have already been discussed: a) was that large a lantern really necessary; and b) did the writers improperly beg the question too many times for @jacobtlevy.bsky.social to handle?
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this has been going on since january... 🤣
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Morgan Freeman's Cool Electric Company Dance
ALT: Morgan Freeman's Cool Electric Company Dance
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i have done for my daughters' safety what my great-grandparents did for theirs: emigrated to a country a world away.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
oh, so that's what happened to the ones usually downtown and on the mall. they were uncommonly scarce today.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh, they knew what they were doing.
screencap of news article about this ad campaign:

"...high-top black sneakers by her side and wearing a white skirt, with a star spotlight in center frame.
The problem, according to social media users, was that the lighting and cropping created an outline that evoked a white pointed hood, with the shoes dangling against it. [EMPHASIS ADDED HERE:]The other image showed models climbing a ladder to reach shoes that hung from a tree branch.[emphasis end]
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my gut said what the fuck before i even figured out what i was looking at.
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Stars and Stripes @starsandstripes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A report released this week by a United Nations fact-finding mission found "reasonable grounds" to believe the United States carried out two strikes on a school and a sports center in Iran earlier this year and that both constituted war crimes. From Stars and Stripes' Jennifer H. Svan:
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UN report cites possible US war crimes in deadly strikes on Iran school, sports center
A United Nations fact-finding mission focused on a pair of Feb. 28 strikes that reportedly killed about 180 people, many of them children.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
also!
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
well, maybe now they'll stop simping for access since there's no access.
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
why would someone walk about with a giant maccas sign on their arse?
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what the everloving fuck. @eldjee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
c'mon, manspreading is bad enough without these...
four photos showing large erect armour codpieces
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