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Dan/Lunar Park

@elanid.bsky.social
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You may know me as Dan. Or Lunar Park. You’re probably gonna have to put up with Burning Man, nerdy stuff, memes, flamenco guitar, and cute cats here. You’ve been warned.

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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People all up in here conflating holes with sphincters
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Found out Soccer Ref Ivan Barton whom many may remember from this last World Cup as our favorite CONCACAF referee of drama has a sponsorship deal with an El Salvadoran Chicken Place that offers a 2 meals for the price of one deal every September 🤳: Pollo Campestre www.instagram.com/pollocampest...
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
never forget that our universities fired and expelled people for opposing this
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They tried to justify it with an edge case that already has a bunch of solutions out there.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Never stops hitting me the way everyone in mainstream discourse agrees that if we want to help people, we first have to convince Republicans, while everyone in mainstream discourse also agrees that Republicans do not have to convince any of us before they hurt people.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“why are all the ai ceos all of a sudden saying this weird thing?” burning man was last week and this may actually just be the explanation
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
But, riding a KLR, just as it did back then, instantly makes you more cool
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Don Baldwin, Everyday Anti-fascist @donbaldwin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The student newspaper at Benson High School has higher journalistic standards than KATU and @fox12oregon.bsky.social. The kids are all right.
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
has any marketing fuckup in history had the aura of coca cola vending machines in New Zealand saying in Māori I GREET THEE DEATH
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Made it home. Not Burning Man home, the other home, where I have shower and bidet and cats.
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Not me in a porta potty at Burning Man cackling at this
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rolling from Cedarville into Burning Man this morning. Whee.
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My Chemical Bromance @wallymcfly.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Visited Portland a few years ago and went to a Thorns game with a friend. I am an extremely lackluster sports fan in general and I was utterly unprepared for the fans. Like somebody let loose radioactive gay antifa spiders on a bunch European soccer hooligans - it was.. fucking awesome
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In Cedarville, CA for the night. Enjoy this flock of quail.
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Finishing up with packing…tomorrow morning I’m off to Burning Man again. Yet another year in recreational moving.
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Tim McDermott @thebombshelter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In honor of the departed Dolly Parton, a raucous cover of "Jolene" by the Bristol punk rock combo Disorder. #1001CoverSongs Song # 625: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zimd...
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DISORDER - joleen (violent world lp)
YouTube video by violentworld79
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Live view of my backyard
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Shawn Connolly @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The society of DEMOLITION MAN:
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 19/08/2026
"we can learn so much from these betting sites"
kalshi screenshot of Dem Senate nominee odds
 showing vindman at 95% for most of it and then it flips to Nixon at the end
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clay @theclay.xyz · 12/08/2026
@eboldy.bsky.social apparently at Costco?
Giant capybara in a car
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not a single full range of motion push up was done that day
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What the fuck is “woke 1” that I’m suddenly seeing goddamned everywhere after seeing it nowhere ever before? Every single time this happens—some phrase no one’s ever heard instantly being used as though it’s been part of the cultural vocabulary since the Stone Age—I GET ALGORITHMICALLY SUSPICIOUS
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It’s never a bad day to start supporting Everton #UTFT
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
HATTIE ALERT 🚨
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Indycar coverage on Fox is such shit. Someone crashes, they barely show the car in the wall, instantly go to commercial which lasts four full minutes, and they barely get back in time for the green flag. No mention at all of pit stops during the yellow.
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positRon @rnmiv.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Thanks, Fox. I didn't want to watch the IndyCar race anyway, let's keep watching the Murder Prince's Sportswashing Happy Fun Time Golf Hour
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The Nutmeg News @thenutmegnews.com · 08/08/2026
Gavin Wilkinson Promises To Bring Major League Abuse Culture To San Jose Earthquakes www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2026...
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Gavin Wilkinson Promises To Bring Major League Abuse Culture To San Jose Earthquakes — The Nutmeg News
San Jose, CA - Disgraced former General Manager Gavin Wilkinson promised, during his introduction to the hand picked MLS media, to bring Major League abuse culture to the San Jose Earthquakes.
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
No, Mitch didn’t announce that he got released from the hospital. Mitch’s office released a statement saying he got released. Without any pictures or video of it actually happening.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I saw terrain at the first 40k function I attended that was the destroyed remains of plantation houses with a little sign that said something like 'the only heresy is a desire to return' and I cannot tell you how much I wish I'd taken a photo
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King Kitt 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪 @industrialpet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Luddidtes, don't you understand that pervert glasses can't possibly be stigmatized so well that the manufacturers quietly bin them off, which is why we all wear Google Glass.
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Paul van der Meer @paulvandermeer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
These people are mad at Dr. Fauci because he told them to wear a mask during a deadly pandemic.
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Got my email from the org saying I’m set up to get my staff credential for Burning Man again. Guess I’m doing this shit.
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
FIFA just got CONCACAFed
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Stein Makes Games @steinmakesgames.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Daily reminder that GDscript supports the Sumerian clay table alphabet, Akkadian cuneiform of ancient Mesopotamia. This is perfectly valid code you can write in your game:
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Know that if I go missing, this is why
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The Clinton Street Theater @cstpdx.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The average American can't comprehend the Oregonian mind. You think you know people and then you meet Bob, who's wearing tie dye under his 1% club leathers and telling you about the benefits Reiki healing inside his crystal shop with a sign that reads, "This store is protected by the 2nd Amendment."
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explore.org @explore.org · 23/07/2026
Yearly bear cam maintenance staff reporting for duty.
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Big deep into stoppage time day of the year versus day of the year red card action tonight out of Paraguay
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Is there a secret clause in the contract that you sign as a coach for the Timbies where you’re required to sub off any player on a brace
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Mista Dua Lipa, Mista Bob Dua Lipa
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Vanilla soy latte is three bean soup
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L.D. Burnett @ldburnett.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
you can get a Singer Heavy Duty sewing machine w/ 32 different stitches, automatic needle threader, and 1-step buttonhole function right now at Costco for $149 in the warehouse ($40 rebate off of the online price of $189) spectacular deal for a new machine w/ no electronics, software, chips, etc
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
…which one
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Set the tone
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You knew he was going to just hang out on that stage all smug like he won the thing.
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The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
People who keep pointing out that golf courses use as much water as data centres as some sort of defence of data centres drastically underestimate the amount we also hate golf.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17/07/2026
ass out flower ate this is how i like pollinate
a bee with its fuzzy little butt covered in pollen, hanging over a leaf all assed out, face not visible, just bee butt
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