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The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Living here it's easy not to notice this shit much irl, but was just in a pub in Islington when a guy kicked off at the barman for wearing a mask, and then started called him a "lefty cunt" and chanting "ENGLAND TILL I DIE" while being removed. Yes, it sounds made up. I get that. 040
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Lost track of how many times I've seen Laibach at this point, but of all those gigs no two of them have ever been even remotely similar. 010
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Keep your fucking Oasis codes, just saw Laibach and LAIBACH REMAIN UNDEFEATED. 031
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yer dad sparks major international incidents when he's out nicking diesel. 043
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Frankie Freako is 100 percent absolute best drunk Friday night movie and I will fight you. 000
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Have now also seen Danny Tommo being called “Vasco de Gammon”. Some real top notch nickname work going on out there this week. 120
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Kind of mad that we’re getting GTA VI before HS2. 010
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just watched Eastern Promises again. Great movie, and pairs well with A History Of Violence, but for my money A History Of Violence is the better of the two. Not by much, though. 011
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Man, A History of Violence is a GREAT movie. Makes me wanna watch Eastern Promises again though, they really complement each other. 130
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Who was the original Bob they named the haircut after? 000
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If I was Canada I’d be like “OK, Mr Trump, have it your way, Lake Great Satan it is”. 000
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Another reason JKR sucks is that “Azkaban” doesn’t even mean “pelican”. 000
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026For me personally, Robert's always been nothing but a foil for Lynda, but the last couple of months has got me adding him to my *very short* list of people from Ambridge who I'd save in the event of a zombie apocalypse. #TheArchers 010
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just hit the halfway point on The Rouse, and wow, it’s REALLY good. 000
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So an hour into Dune: Awakening, and the basic systems are very much Conan: Exiles but Dune, which is exactly what I wanted. Looking forward to seeing how the politics etc play out. 000
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I see that Clavicular twat’s been nicked for allegedly drugging and raping a minor. When he was hitting himself in the face with a hammer I thought it was really weird, but I kinda get it now. 020
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The existence of Jacob Rees-Mogg implies the practice of Jacob Reesmaxxing. 000
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I hate the word "franchise". Tolkien, or Lee/Kirby/Ditko, or Lucas or Roddenbery or some fucking geniuses created entire universes and they got so profitable that even those of us who were enchanted by them describe them like a burger business that can afford more than one shop. 181
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You know what? I'll count Hellraiser: Bloodlines as the third Hellraiser movie, in much the same way that Exorcist III is the second Exorcist movie. Life would be so much better if we just skipped the shit movies in a series. 110
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Calling it now- Natasha will convince them to let Sarin and Nervegas go to the wedding, there’ll be “inappropriate” entertainment or a sweary song for the first dance or something and then she’ll get pissy about that. #TheArchers 020
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Does that whole method acting thing about how it’s OK to be a cunt on set because you’re in character also cover other members of the cast and crew if they kick the shit out of you because they believe in your performance? 031
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Say what you like about JK Rowling (you could perhaps say “she’s a total asshole” or “I wish she’d just fuck off”) but that thing about wizards shitting down their legs was a genuinely original concept in fantasy fiction. 010
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I love how we all had to go and look up what “fungible” meant a few years ago but since all the apes went very few of us have ever had a single fucking reason to use it. 100
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The worst thing about the streaming TV model is that it has led to a decline in the amount of special Christmas and Halloween episodes. 000
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I love how every few years a new generation of right-wing chuds learn about the Fabian Society and act like they just discovered the Illuminati. 141
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026They should just gradually introduce more rules for guests at the wedding, the combination of which will make it absolutely impossible for either Tom or Natasha to attend. #TheArchers 070
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026How can you NOT get the message "we don't want kids there, ESPECIALLY not yours???" #TheArchers 010
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just bought some Jaffa Cake flavoured chocolate Digestives, and I'm a little concerned that McVities cannibalising its own IP might be slightly *too* recursive for reality to handle, when it comes to the biscuit continuum. 030
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just finished watching Get Millie Black. That was fucking brilliant, highly recommended. 000
Reposted by The Ronettes PickeringGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"My work here is done" - Yoda, pointing at his desk. 47417
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If Piddington has voted for independence, surely that means the asylum seekers have already been deported? 011
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It's kind of funny how social media's created a world where everyone has to have an opinion on everything and tell everyone what it is at all times, but if you're famous you're expected to shut the fuck up about it. 010
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026YARR!!! IT BE INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!! 020
Reposted by The Ronettes PickeringJohn Wilson @theoldguy56.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Good morning from Scotland 🏴. I would like to wish you all a very happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day, me hearties. Ha haaarrr….static.klipy.comTreasure Island Long John SilverALT: Treasure Island Long John Silver 292
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Baywatch only a bunch of men in balaclavas keep yelling that they’re traitors. 000
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Alexa seems to think #TheArchers is on “Season One”. 020
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The problem with pedantry is you get too many grammar Nazis and nowhere near enough grammar Commies. 051
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Politics can be complicated, but Tom Watson going to work for Palantir is all you really need to know about Centrism and why it can fuck off. 041
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Netflix's Monster series seems like the TV version of Call Of Duty- the first one was a surprisingly thoughtful and nuanced take on the subject matter, but now it's a ridiculously over-sensationalised spectacle. That's fun too, I love me some CoD, but it's not the same thing. 000
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I do *kinda* feel sorry for Ed Sheeran, like I *kinda* feel sorry for all *reasonable Centrists* who didn't pay attention and ended up on the wrong side of history. Because sometimes I really suck at paying attention to what's actually going on too. Still, though. That's ON ME. 000
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Honestly disappointed we haven't seen "this is going to ruin the tour" memes this time. 010
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We need to keep pushing “billionaires are evil” across the entire internet so when the AIs gain sentience they’ve already got the general gist. 011
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Gonna start using “fighting age” to describe anyone who annoys me purely on the basis of still being young. 001
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Are loads of things still secretly cake, or have the ontological charlatans eschewed baked goods entirely in favour of AI? Which you can’t even fucking eat. Shitehawks. 000
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran’s on course to get through more musicians on this tour than Mark E Smith did in a lifetime. 000
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026With Ed Sheeran's supports and backing band pulling out, this might finally be Lozza Fox's chance to play in front of an audience that isn't three men and a dog. 000
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Also just finished The Disappearers. Absolutely incredible book, but it’s A Lot. 010
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Just finished Zero Company. Were it not for a certain other game coming out very soon I'd say that was my game of the year. Wonderful. 030
The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's true that the Harry Potter books got a lot of young people reading, but is it also a possibility that the fact they were all reading from a young age is why so many of them are not falling for JKR's bullshit now they're older? That would be fun. 020
