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Dan/Lunar Park

@elanid.bsky.social
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You may know me as Dan. Or Lunar Park. You’re probably gonna have to put up with Burning Man, nerdy stuff, memes, flamenco guitar, and cute cats here. You’ve been warned.

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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 18h
absolute FILTH from Coventry today
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also, the Alberta independent movement basically disappeared after the Yandex site was bombed. Fancy that.
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dude was throwing an 8lb house ball, full on two handed on the party lanes. For extra fun I threw a strike right after that next to him.
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
20s dude who has thrown four gutter balls in a row, bowling from the Tik Tok School Of Bowling, to the woman who’s already bagged two spares: “wait wait wait lemme give you some tips”
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes. I don’t care that I’m combining a film with a musical group. It was funny in my head and now you have to deal with it.
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Boyz II Men In Black
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Blippi, or Caillou?
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People all up in here conflating holes with sphincters
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Found out Soccer Ref Ivan Barton whom many may remember from this last World Cup as our favorite CONCACAF referee of drama has a sponsorship deal with an El Salvadoran Chicken Place that offers a 2 meals for the price of one deal every September 🤳: Pollo Campestre www.instagram.com/pollocampest...
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
never forget that our universities fired and expelled people for opposing this
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Nono, Paul Pantsalino is my father!”
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Paul Smartalino I think you mean
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They tried to justify it with an edge case that already has a bunch of solutions out there.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Never stops hitting me the way everyone in mainstream discourse agrees that if we want to help people, we first have to convince Republicans, while everyone in mainstream discourse also agrees that Republicans do not have to convince any of us before they hurt people.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“why are all the ai ceos all of a sudden saying this weird thing?” burning man was last week and this may actually just be the explanation
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
But, riding a KLR, just as it did back then, instantly makes you more cool
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Don Baldwin, Everyday Anti-fascist @donbaldwin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The student newspaper at Benson High School has higher journalistic standards than KATU and @fox12oregon.bsky.social. The kids are all right.
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
has any marketing fuckup in history had the aura of coca cola vending machines in New Zealand saying in Māori I GREET THEE DEATH
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Made it home. Not Burning Man home, the other home, where I have shower and bidet and cats.
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Not me in a porta potty at Burning Man cackling at this
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rolling from Cedarville into Burning Man this morning. Whee.
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My Chemical Bromance @wallymcfly.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Visited Portland a few years ago and went to a Thorns game with a friend. I am an extremely lackluster sports fan in general and I was utterly unprepared for the fans. Like somebody let loose radioactive gay antifa spiders on a bunch European soccer hooligans - it was.. fucking awesome
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In Cedarville, CA for the night. Enjoy this flock of quail.
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Finishing up with packing…tomorrow morning I’m off to Burning Man again. Yet another year in recreational moving.
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Tim McDermott @thebombshelter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In honor of the departed Dolly Parton, a raucous cover of "Jolene" by the Bristol punk rock combo Disorder. #1001CoverSongs Song # 625: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zimd...
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DISORDER - joleen (violent world lp)
YouTube video by violentworld79
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Live view of my backyard
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Shawn Connolly @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The society of DEMOLITION MAN:
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Have a safe drive. I head out a week from today.
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 19/08/2026
"we can learn so much from these betting sites"
kalshi screenshot of Dem Senate nominee odds
 showing vindman at 95% for most of it and then it flips to Nixon at the end
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
GitHub in the msoft era: “9.9999% is still five nines”
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clay @theclay.xyz · 12/08/2026
@eboldy.bsky.social apparently at Costco?
Giant capybara in a car
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sounds like bullshit. I better cause some more interesting problems to balance it all out.
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I had talked with Dorothy years ago about offering something similar as a GD-lite training, but then Life happened
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ah, I saw the email about that but didn’t get a chance to go. I hope it went well! I kinda wanted to go in and pretend I wasn’t a BRR 🤣
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not a single full range of motion push up was done that day
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“You ever been to D Lot before? That’s gonna be a great place to understand the options you have going forward.”
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yeah I’m not super excited about working the lanes and dealing with people wearing them. I don’t at all trust that the recording light is going to be visible.
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What the fuck is “woke 1” that I’m suddenly seeing goddamned everywhere after seeing it nowhere ever before? Every single time this happens—some phrase no one’s ever heard instantly being used as though it’s been part of the cultural vocabulary since the Stone Age—I GET ALGORITHMICALLY SUSPICIOUS
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It’s never a bad day to start supporting Everton #UTFT
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
HATTIE ALERT 🚨
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Indycar coverage on Fox is such shit. Someone crashes, they barely show the car in the wall, instantly go to commercial which lasts four full minutes, and they barely get back in time for the green flag. No mention at all of pit stops during the yellow.
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positRon @rnmiv.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Thanks, Fox. I didn't want to watch the IndyCar race anyway, let's keep watching the Murder Prince's Sportswashing Happy Fun Time Golf Hour
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The Nutmeg News @thenutmegnews.com · 08/08/2026
Gavin Wilkinson Promises To Bring Major League Abuse Culture To San Jose Earthquakes www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2026...
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Gavin Wilkinson Promises To Bring Major League Abuse Culture To San Jose Earthquakes — The Nutmeg News
San Jose, CA - Disgraced former General Manager Gavin Wilkinson promised, during his introduction to the hand picked MLS media, to bring Major League abuse culture to the San Jose Earthquakes.
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
No, Mitch didn’t announce that he got released from the hospital. Mitch’s office released a statement saying he got released. Without any pictures or video of it actually happening.
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The one part I do agree with is explicitly requiring CLSOs if you’re shooting lasers. I’m not sure it was required before which hoo boy is scary.
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Dan/Lunar Park @elanid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh the org’s webpage says “zero tolerance” which I’m sure means zero tolerance until someone high up enough in the org overrules the safety requirements
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I saw terrain at the first 40k function I attended that was the destroyed remains of plantation houses with a little sign that said something like 'the only heresy is a desire to return' and I cannot tell you how much I wish I'd taken a photo
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