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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of the ways the media shows which side they prefer, is which politicians they quote uncharitably out-of-context and which they clean up for even when what they actually say and do is offensive (the Biden story ran on the front page less than a week before the 24 election)
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh brother.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
yes, i think this is a big factor in our current weirdness burst
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Sam Wang @samwang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Neuroscientist here. I have studied the brain for 40 years. I make serious use of machine learning and AI in my research. Sam Altman is full of shit. These machines are not conscious, any more than a movie of a train coming out of the screen is a train. AI does remarkable things but isn’t real.
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Trump started injecting every immigrant with bubonic plague, the Supreme Court would rule that while they take a year or two to decide if it's constitutional, the program should go forward because to not let Trump inject people with bubonic plague would do irreparable harm to the government
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026
PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact WEB CODER: so i met God today,
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026
more than anything, i think we’re all learning that people who spent their professional life learning how to talk to computers were completely unprepared for a situation in which it appears that the computer is talking back
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Delightful also to hear real eagle noises. In movies eagles are always dubbed with hawks, since hawks found fierce and eagles sound like adorable squeakers.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
It’s been darkly amusing watching people deal with the fact that Trump actually had not imposed a permanent change to our culture and politics that would allow them to be their worst selves without friction. Some are doubling down, hence the neighborhood bar fascination, and others are pivoting hard
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guillotines: the Moderate Solution™
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think RFK Jr.'s colon-destroying steak and sauerkraut diet, tradwife culture, and Silicon Valley CNC parties are the same thing: a desperate attempt among powerful men to convince each other that gluttony, rapaciousness, and raw domination are not just their birthright but their responsibility
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder what it would be like to write the same column, over and over again, endlessly. Seems like it’d be boring. But maybe it brings one comfort, like having your parents read you the same story every night before you go to bed.
Opinion
Opinion by Megan McArdle
The Great Awokening is over.
This lesbian bar shows why.
A meltdown over masking shows where cancel culture is now.
Today at 07:00 ET
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/09/2026
“don’t elect a guy who will wipe his ass with the rule of law” is an insufficient guardrail here, the electorate has demonstrated it cannot be trusted with that task
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elaine @elainealimonti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A demagogue who hijacked American democracy, just as the nation’s founders feared would happen, is devolving into a mad king before our eyes. Wonderful from @willbunch.bsky.social in my hometown Philly Inquirer today.
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elaine @elainealimonti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is no more pressing crisis than the mental state of a president who believes the only limits on his power are “my own morality, my own mind.”
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I keep coming back to this clip against the background of AI companies infesting higher education. And I feel like I need to show this in class to students, for them to understand why not to trust these bastards
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"The Speak 'n' Spell is structurally related to a child's Speak 'n' Spell, but it costs thirty billion dollars in hardware, is housed in one of the largest factories on Earth, and uses half the voltage in an American State" *Okay, now maybe we're at better grips with it
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Listen, I just think it's weird that the same people who are saying they're worried that AI is going to wipe out humanity are also eager for military contracts that will give AI control of weapons.
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TashasEv @tashasev.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Very weird and terrible to be living in a time where multiple factions are attempting to speed run the apocalypse in their special flavor of how they think it’s going to happen just so they get to be right about how it happens
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
who once what
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Thanks everyone for participating in our extended beta test. We’ll circle back to you with something that works and probably won’t kill civilization after *checks watch* five more VC rounds.”
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 23/09/2026
my product could be a risk to humanity as a whole and the only way to prevent that from happening is to give me all of the money
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If someone ever calls you a crazy cat lady, say “actually I’m a crazy catWOMAN” then lash him with your whip before backflipping away into the shadows.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fat Bear Week arriving while beef prices are insanely high does make one ponder their succulence: "I absolutely reject the idea of making Fat Bear Week more of a national dining experience, but I accept the fact that someone has to ask the tough questions." www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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Am I proposing we eat the Fat Bear Week bears? Not exactly. | Opinion
Fat Bear Week 2026 is here, and we shouldn't let high beef prices make us think about how delicious bear burgers would be.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well, Matthew if Mamdani were in a position to make national policy I'm fairly certain he'd find some of that money in the budget we've carved out for bombing Iran
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Liz Dye @lizdye.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tied for best part of CNN v. WH hearing, gov atty Michael Velchik saying: 1) Trump criticizes all media orgs, so he can't possibly be banning these outlets based on viewpoint discrimination — like he said out loud! — it must actually be for national security; and ...
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Liz Dye @lizdye.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
2) The government has a right to distract from unauthorized disclosures of classified/natsec info by shouting FAKE NEWS and pretending to take away hard passes for discriminatory reasons
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
this administration illegally shut down federal agencies, impounded money from Congress, set up for-profit concentration camps and sent children there. They dismantled our public health infrastructure and children died of measles. Doing accountability for crimes against our Constitution is the work.
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 23/09/2026
Dems love imaginary deals we will be nice to donnie and he will behave
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Genuinely insane thing to say in this environment, why is she like this
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My entire life I've heard centrists scolding leftist candidates with "oh, but how will we pay for all that? isn't your agenda unreasonable? shouldn't we run on a modest proposal for means-tested tax rebates?" Then Mamdani gets elected and makes it all look pretty easy. No wonder they hate him.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
By the time this merger ruins HBO, destroys WB, gets 5,000 people fired, moves production overseas, and guts the quality of the movies the new studio makes, most people will have forgotten how fast the AGs caved and how little they got in this deal. Writers will not.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 21/09/2026
We're going to see more of these bogus stories trying to rehabilitate the image of DOGE bros who happily did massive damage. The premise of "oh we really thought we were helping" is a lie.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
honestly laughing so hard. we're doomed. but we'll be able to laugh at his fails a lot as we swirl the bowl
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elaine @elainealimonti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s limbo time! How low can we go?
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
President Trump is 0-2 against pools.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
on one hand this is good pushback and is needed. On the other hand, the political press being willing to play good lapdog and nod along while he abused literally everyone till such time as he started beating them too tells us a lot about the character of the people in that pool
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it's good to see solidarity in the white house press pool but it's nuts that it had to come to this for it to happen.
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Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm told that Trump's decree banning CNN, MS NOW, and POLITICO from the White House not only caught the news orgs by surprise, but also people inside the White House. A White House spox claims "everybody" in the building supports the ban. More in @status.news: www.status.news/p/trump-pres...
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Trump’s Press Purge
The anti-press president abruptly announced a ban of CNN, MS NOW, and POLITICO from the White House—a move that blindsided the organizations and even some officials in his administration, Status has l...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
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71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I do admire Bari Weiss for her willingness to hire others as lazy as she is, most people would be hypocrites about that
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Adam Bates @abates.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
bro you had one job
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Daniel Abraham @abraham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One of the great lessons I have learned is that status ladders are largely illusions. Someone can objectively reach the absolute commanding heights of power, fame, and authority and still be a total fucking loser. Someone can be firmly among the despised and still be a class act.
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eye popping. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1
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