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eigengraulein

@eigengraulein.bsky.social
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enthusiast. I like seattle municipal stuff, national politics, dogs, 30 rock references & the new kurt vile album

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
idk how scare actors practice screaming without freaking out their neighbors but I have auditions tomorrow so I’m shriek-laughing at blankets in my laundry room
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
every talarico ad about ken paxton makes him look like a 30 rock character
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if there’s a progressive primary challenger to maritza rivera, I’ll gladly canvas neighborhoods to explain her fecklessness 👍
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just want to provide a little excerpt of what Strauss's condescending questioning of SDOT staff actually looked like today. SDOT explains that funds for Third Ave are being transferred, and Strauss says this means the department thinks Third Ave is "in the state that it should be at this time."
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
another item for @nogodsnomayors.com
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When Seattle transit advocates successfully fought against the cap on the city's share of a pass-through on the new countywide 0.1% sales tax this summer...that resulted in a $4.7 million annual contribution to SDOT's budget that is now preventing cuts to urban forestry & bridge maintenance.
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if major press orgs eschewed access journalism entirely, the resulting tantrums might actually cause It to Happen
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
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Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If we take that at face value the next step is for the UN to pass a resolution declaring the makers of AI to be hostis humani generis ("enemy of humanity"). That would be the predicate under international law to treat them like privates, creating universal jurisdiction to capture and punish them. 🤷‍♂️
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How strongly the institutions push back now matters less for how soon Trump leaves, which is probably going to be in a couple of years regardless, or even how bad he gets, which isn't very responsive to disincentives. It matters a lot for how lawless and authoritarian the next few presidents are.
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the memes are breaking containment
four spider-man inflatables at the WA state fair, inadvertently displayed in a way that looks like the spider-men pointing at each other meme
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
object permanence isn’t his strength
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
how about a militarized triumphal arch at mar-a-lago first, see what we think and go from there
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman’s Aff His Nut By Robert Florence
BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT

Batman's aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye I know your ma and da died But everybody's ma and da dies And we're no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws." And that was when Batman went
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at:
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin and everybody else.
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ain’t no rule says a dog can’t be doctor who
a fluffy white dog in a doctor who costume (not my pic)
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this bastard went straight through my work gloves 2 days ago
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
foreign ownership of tiktok was a national security threat but this is fine 👍
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the first thing Democrats should do in 2029 is to tax the sale of voting dual-class stock according to its percentage of the total control of the corporation rather than its book value
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
foolproof plan for a dem midterm sweep, do it sir the fish are saying it very strongly
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
perhaps chemtrails are causing all the diarrhea and measles, who can say
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
and that’s the old trump charm
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
kid-fucker administration — both human *and* goat
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I thought it was cake
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
running out of tarmac (and getting nervous about what happens if midterms sweep enough lefties/progressives into power)
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Amtrak will start running the new Airo trainsets on Amtrak Cascades on September 30, according to a WSDOT presentation happening right now at the Puget Sound Regional Council.
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“difficulties deciding on a premise..?” the premise is that it’s the muppet show and there’s a celebrity guest, what am I missing here
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🚨new elephant graveyard 🚨
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
stacy’s mom is interred at forest lawn
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
jfc
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it seems that united airlines leadership has lost their fucking minds
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
if the computer is conscious why isn’t it embarrassed & resentful
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
salute to every worker today, but especially the patron saint of laborers 🫡
frank sobotka looking somber, against a background of blue sky & the american flag, with the phrase “happy labor day” displayed
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Messages Show SPD Primarily Responsible for Information Gap After Bite of Seattle Shooting The messages show Mayor Wilson was indecisive about going to the scene of the shooting while advisors gave conflicting recommendations and TV reporters speculated about why she wasn’t there
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Messages Show SPD Primarily Responsible for Information Gap After Bite of Seattle Shooting - PubliCola
The messages also reveal that Mayor Wilson was indecisive about going to the scene of the shooting while advisors…
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
you can keep showing photos of people with their arms up like this but it doesn't distract from the fact that Elon Musk did two Nazi salutes in a row at Trump's inauguration with 100% conviction.
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
After each Tiny Desk Concert, they should up the stakes and make the desk slightly smaller for the next artist
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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
L'Arc de Participationne
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
finally: an airtight plan for dems to lose the next election
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
everyone’s bottoming now
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
countdown to the announcement of moulton’s high-paying new gig as a lobbyist for some unpopular monster
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You broke the internet and every single thing your execs say is worthy of an ass beating. It’s not even just about AI, your entire industry is full of drug addict freaks who think they’re going to live forever in space and who think they are more evolved than us. Quite literally
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
stung by a wasp and ready to take to my bed, victorian-style
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“Be joyful though you have considered all the facts” - Wendell Berry
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
why is the “evil baby” aesthetic so popular with these billionaire freaks
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
post your getaway vehicle
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
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