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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I thought the advice would be “leave your wife for a much younger woman”

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

shut the fuck up carrie, you’re out of your element

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“which politician would you like to have a beer with?” umm probably the one who didn’t get super weird about it I guess

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

about time this was cast in bronze

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

finally this queen gets the reboot she deserves

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.

, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.

As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

damn, she really stuck the landing with “stop to end”

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

These are the basic contours of every major religious schism

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

a sensible approach to impeachment (particularly given legitimate concern about violent backlash) so jeffries or schumer will never support it

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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites

Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the coffins are only slightly “tented” so it’s still classy

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

matthew whittaker is starting a new business

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

he’s making natalie & laura loomer fight for him lol

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

you literally took it on the chin, glad you’re still vertical but jesus christ

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

is julie kang accepting credit for this too

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

idk how scare actors practice screaming without freaking out their neighbors but I have auditions tomorrow so I’m shriek-laughing at blankets in my laundry room

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

no worries, his neighbors are just calling balls and strikes

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

for those about to leave (please drive safely)

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

every talarico ad about ken paxton makes him look like a 30 rock character

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

tuna would *never* harangue city workers for clout — but she also isn’t self-conscious about taking a public dump so maybe there’s some overlap

a golden retriever stands on a grass lawn, facing the camera. her tongue is hanging out

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if there’s a progressive primary challenger to maritza rivera, I’ll gladly canvas neighborhoods to explain her fecklessness 👍

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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just want to provide a little excerpt of what Strauss's condescending questioning of SDOT staff actually looked like today. SDOT explains that funds for Third Ave are being transferred, and Strauss says this means the department thinks Third Ave is "in the state that it should be at this time."

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“I need to keep this moving so there’s no time for corrections, just enter your notes in sharepoint where I’ll never read them” this guy *really* shouldn’t have power

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this performative bullying of public workers who can’t respond in kind must be aimed at a very particular audience, because it just looks gross to me

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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When Seattle transit advocates successfully fought against the cap on the city's share of a pass-through on the new countywide 0.1% sales tax this summer...that resulted in a $4.7 million annual contribution to SDOT's budget that is now preventing cuts to urban forestry & bridge maintenance.

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

these bad-faith, nonsensical arguments have me hoping for strong primary challenges on the way

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

well, why didn’t wilson *stop them* from making these kinds of decisions before she was mayor? 🧐

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the most brilliant campaign strategists could never deliver anything more damning than Paxton’s own words

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

telling to assume evil naturally implies competence

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

this just reminded me that I once heard Everything In Its Right Place described as “liturgical music for secular humanists”

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

if major press orgs eschewed access journalism entirely, the resulting tantrums might actually cause It to Happen

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

probably a good example of the asinine, wrongheadedly confident nonsense that prompted 26 out of 40 city staffers to describe the toxic environment Rivera created at Arts & Culture

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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.

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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it’s going to be thin watermelon all over again isn’t it youtu.be/r3-Y31ONZuI

youtu.be

Thin Watermelon

YouTube video by nathanfielder

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