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emily in flatbush

@egtheog.bsky.social
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born in california, based in brooklyn. an extremely loud introvert.

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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
gonna start a daily tally for every trader joe's canvas tote i see on my commute. shout out to the three women carrying the same variation of hideous lilac and pink on the Q this morning.
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
carbonated chicken stock for matzo balls because i have free will.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Is this press conference the equivalent of waiting for Justine to get off that plane?
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
vanquishing my enemies and other demons
rancho gordo super lucky 2026 black eyed peas, because we can use all the help we can geta yellow pot with half wilted greens and a big bowl of uncooked greens waiting for their turn to be added
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
cutting half a shallot into a pretty decent brunoise until this mignonette is made
a finely diced shallot on a cutting board alongside a knife and the detrius of the shallot
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
making a full sized cheesecake for two to tell 2025 to piss off
a messy counter with four boxes of opened Philly cream cheese, a mixing bowl with the cheese dumped in, and a half eaten ginger cake which is delicious but unrelated
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Tawni Marshall @tawnimarshall.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Weird how The Free Press was able to publish all of these without comment from the Washigton University Transgender Center at St. Louis Children's Hospital.
The Free Press

I Thought I Was Saving Trans Kids. Now I’m Blowing the Whistle.

There are more than 100 pediatric gender clinics across the U.S. I worked at one. What’s happening to children is morally and medically appalling.

by Jamie ReedJamie Reed: The Courage to Admit You’re Wrong

When I blew the whistle on a transgender clinic, some suggested I had been ‘brainwashed by the right.’ No. I’m a progressive who follows science.

by Jamie ReedI Spent 13 Years Living as a Man. But After My Spouse’s Exposé, I’m Detransitioning.

When Jamie Reed revealed the dangers of gender-affirming care for minors, I felt threatened. That’s because she was right.

by Roxanne ReedWhy I Hope the Supreme Court Upholds the Ban on Child Transition

Today, the top legal minds in the country will consider whether there’s a constitutional right to harm children. Jamie Reed asks: How did we get to this point?

by Jamie Reed
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
started / going
a snowy airplane window a palm tree and wicker fence frame a white sand beach at the carribean ocean
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
getting seasonal as fuck 🎄🔔🌟 (gingerbread recipe by the indomitable stella parks!)
a sheet tray of impeccably baked gingerbread.
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
MTA announcements about paying my fare from cardi b seems off brand.
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
as if I couldn't hate dem fundraising emails enough, the past few weeks of sender/subject lines have been unhinged. please be normal!
A series of email subject lines and their corresponding inbox previews. The subject lines are banana pants for a political party supposedly the serious one.
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J.D. Connor @jdconnor.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
My most dad-coded opinion is that there is a gaping hole where Tom Petty was in the musical landscape.
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
the last sentence in the first paragraph lacks a punctuation mark. there's inappropriate semi-colon use, hyphens instead of em dashes (by the end she got one right) fragmented sentences, sentences starting with conjunctions... this would be embarrassing work for a 9th grader.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I truly don't understand the evil calculation that you can throw trans people to the fascist mob & somehow prosper. You will never succeed in your cynical, too clever by half aims, you have already surrendered something essential. Imagine if the counteroffer to the Right was: nothing. Not one inch!
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
walking backwards into hell
Screenshot of Dril tweet reading: "issuing correction on a previous post of mine regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them'" in response to Mark Hamill being an absolute knob and siding with a white supremacist instead of platforming people with similar thoughts who aren't proud boys.
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pussy guts @kymiera.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
bari weiss may be a cancer on the ass of journalism, but without this attempted smear campaign i might never have learned about mamdani's based take on sex work
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?” “sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”
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Megan Greenwell @greenwell.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
A tenant lawyer I went to high school with, who has never lived in NYC, told me that I’m a “Kapo” and that my Holocaust survivor grandfather was rolling in his grave, after I said more people voted for Mamdani because of affordability concerns than because they want to globalize the intifada.
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
my only post-election take is maybe the most important: 📢 @bradlander.bsky.social PRIMARY CHUCK SCHUMER 📢
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Jennie Coughlin @jenniecoughlin.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
BREAKING: Mamdani and Lander will cross-endorse. The partnership, which is being announced one day before early voting begins, would effectively turn Mamdani and Lander into something of a joint entry. They hope that one of them will eventually accumulate many of the other’s votes as a result.
nytimes.com
Mamdani and Lander Will Cross-Endorse Each Other in N.Y.C. Mayor’s Race
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/05/2025
Connecticut is BY FAR the worst state in the country to drive through.
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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The only reason Andrew Cuomo hasn't gotten more speed camera tickets in New York City is because he's only lived in New York City for less than a year. Don't rank Cuomo.
nyc.streetsblog.org
Speed Governor! Cuomo's Car Driven Recklessly Through School Zones - Streetsblog New York City
This gives new meaning to the term "the mayor's race."
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
cuomo sucks and hates NYC, don't vote for him!!
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
crying at this disclaimer for a new england area airbnb restaurant suggestion
the exterior of a new england area mexican restaurant and plates of their food with the caption 'Best Mexican (Please remember this is the north...)"
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
i stupidly left my phone on a 4 train seat this afternoon, somehow missing the dude trying to get my attention. he found my emergency contact info, and superhero @chrisquartly.bsky.social went to brownsville to retrieve it/give him $50 for being awesome. a moment of good for today 👐🏻
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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
the Times informing its readers of benzos is like if High Times did an article called “Introducing the Bong”
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Rahm Emanuel covered up the murder of a Black teen, and shuttered public clinics and schools. Cuomo covered up COVID nursing home deaths and harassed women. These men heard "now is the time of monsters" and decided to attempt a comeback. They both belong in hell.
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
if @eve6.bsky.social has no fans, then i'm dead!
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liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
guy on the subway had to pause showtime til the spotify ads ended. still don’t think we’re in a recession? think again.
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
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Chris Quartly @chrisquartly.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Happy three year anniversary to me and @egtheog.bsky.social A decision that seems smarter and smarter each passing day!
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
4) Do not normalize proving your citizenship status on demand. You are not required to do that. Refuse. White American citizens are safest in refusing because they're the hardest to fuck with and they should use it.
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
The threat of ICE has tons of people on high alert, the result is claims of ICE seen without firm or specific info people can actually use — & sometimes, no ICE at all. It’s never “ICE spotted in Queens,” but “4 SUVs labeled DHS seen parked on 57th & 59th in Maspeth at 2:34pm.” Be specific!
Spread Information not panic
When reporting or signal boosting potential threats: provide as much information as possible!
S.A.L.U.T.E.
Size/Strength
"5 to 6 Armed Agitators"
Actions/Activity
"Harassing random people on the move"
Location & Direction
"Manhattan, East of Central Park, E 97th St"
Uniform/Clothes
"Dark Jackets, ballcaps"
Time & Date of Observation
"8:32 PM June01"
Equipment & Weapons
"They have Body Armor and Pepper spray"
Not a useful tweet: "proudboys spotted"
"Where? When? What are they doing?
How Many? What are they carrying?"
Use your Judgement!
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
good night!
a sleepy senior beagle snores on a pile of blankets
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
omg please!! i've had noro enough times that friends automatically think of me when its mentioned (but really they should think of @greenwell.bsky.social who ruined christmas 2012 by giving it to us all.)
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
i get a decent amount of (important!) emails for people with my name who are not me and any time i try to contact the sender (doctor, law office, vet school bursar in australia) they seem VERY confused on why i would let them know such a thing.
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
the unbearable trickiness of humans
a beagle mix dog aggressively sniffs his human's hand in search of more cookies.
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
i'll never have aesthetic plating bc i love eating hot food, but: bucatini carbonara and kale caesar (it's good don't @ me)
bucatini carbonara and kale caesar salad on a woven placemat. the silverware is askew.
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
(cave of wonders voice): WHO disturbs my SLUMBER?!
jackson the senior beagle mix dog, looks disappointedly at his own from his perch on comfy mountain.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
petition to start calling people later proved to have been right and unfairly treated badly by the internet " feral hogs"
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
as ever, marveling at the abject stupidity of Kathy Hochul.
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
i'm glad this is finally enacted, but remember that kathy hochul illegally blocked congestion tolling the resulting cost is far less revenue for the aging and crucial MTA.
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Amy @plitter.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
It’s happening!!!!!!
A sign that reads “last turn before toll” on 61st street near the congestion pricing zone in Manhattan. A sign that reads:
Congestion Relief Zone
Car Toll
EZPASS $9
Tolls by mail higher rate
Overnight EZpass $2.25
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
jackson had many demands today. his canine needs have finally been met.
A senior beagle mix dog sits on a pile of blankets, demanding more snacks. His favorite human sits next to him, trying to ignore the whining.A senior beagle mix dog sleeps on a pile of blankets, seemingly exhausted by his terroristic demands. His favorite human sits next to him.
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Chris Quartly @chrisquartly.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
@egtheog.bsky.social made a Meyer lemon tart the other day so I've been playing with the excess curd in a cocktail. 2oz rye 0.75oz Meyer lemon juice 0.75oz ginger syrup Barspoon of Meyer lemon curd 2 dashes of ango It's good! Might try some frangelico/amaretto to invoke the biscuit/pastry
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emily in flatbush @egtheog.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
it is me, refuser of film franchises that start with tears over a dog.
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