liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 11hif this doesn’t include some life altering gossip i’m calling the police 010
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 16hwhenever the E runs via the F line that’s basically the equivalent of shooting me one hundred times with a gun 010
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026bf and i sending each other janice & uncle jun recreating the garbage disposal scene at the exact same moment… most romantic thing that’s ever happened probably 110
Reposted by lizBrandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the genius Sophie Abromowitz is back with an essay on Resident Evil and addictiondefector.comAccept The Expanding Ball Of Infected Corpses You Cannot Change | Defector“Here are the main things you need to know about the Resident Evil games,” I explained to my friend Liz over the nonsense of the Digger trailer. “There’s a big outbreak of some kind of mutagenic virus... 08016
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026@alexwinter.com is so scary good in primetime that i am just now learning alex winter is in primetime, a film i saw over 24 hours ago. 041
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026honestly i get why don draper acted like that whenever he went to LA 0782
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026taking a break from being mad at all my LA friends for enjoying day to day life without me to be mad at my new york friends for enjoying a single sunset without me 000
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026lest @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov get any delusions of becoming the next Kamala: the thousands of entertainment workers fucked by this merger will spend the rest of our natural born lives telling people how much of a cowardly loser you are. may you be primaried by someone with an actual spine. get bent 041
Reposted by lizKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026By the time this merger ruins HBO, destroys WB, gets 5,000 people fired, moves production overseas, and guts the quality of the movies the new studio makes, most people will have forgotten how fast the AGs caved and how little they got in this deal. Writers will not. 7752671564
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026FDNY swarming the restaurant below me. leaned out the window to ask if i should leave and one of them shrugged 010
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026love him doubling down on this. to me his vibe is like “i’m fucking smarter than you i know ball better than you and i will not let you twist the religion i’m in charge of into something that permits you to murder people bloodily or bloodlessly and then seek comfort after” and that to me is cool 👍 010
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026midwesterners are overfamiliar in a way i do not like and do not find neighborly. stop guessing my age or whether or not I have children. i’m from NEW YORK where small talk is about our common enemies. tell me how your city council rep or the G train shutdown has wronged you specifically 142
Reposted by lizJason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Eye popping. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1 4253652340
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026hate leaving therapy to see my metamour in the waiting room 010
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026they’re doing this to me at the 11am screening of Body Heat 010
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026barista: happy friday! customer: (taking out airpods) did you just say "happy 9/11?" barista: ...happy friday. customer: oh. (putting airpods back in) happy friday 031
Reposted by lizJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I wrote about AI, our relationship to pain and to comfort, and about why writing should hurt johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/writing-sh...johnpaulbrammer.substack.comWriting Should HurtOn our relationship to pain and creativity 12763226
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i am neither the judge nor jury in the court of public opinion. but i AM the executioner 000
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026james carville at the van leeuwen on my block rn. never seen someone eating ice cream look mad as hell 021
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026the people who taught me how to be a late night writer won an emmy tonight and i was too excited to take a focused pic. long live late show thank you for everything hire these geniuses none of whom are in witness protection despite this photo 160
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026laying out here like a lizard and people literally got engaged behind me with a photographer. I WOULD HAVE MOVED 011
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026can’t believe i’m dating inigo montoya how did i pull this off 100
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026what a perfect night in new york city. the air is cool the moon is full and the vast majority of the people i love are still with me on earth. i can get home at 3am and wave goodnight to my bodega pal and remember it tomorrow. there have been so many lonely nights but tonight is not among them 030
Reposted by lizJessica Schulberg @jessicaschulberg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Just before layoffs, @buzzfeed.com management reversed its policy of paying out unused PTO to laid off employees. Because @huffpostunion.bsky.social codified the previous policy, union members will be paid out. I urge BuzzFeed management to pay non-union employees for the PTO they earned 117336
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026how many writers have proof their work has saved someone’s life? Jess & everyone laid off at HuffPost today deserve so much better. this is another brutal blow to good journalism, which becomes even more dangerous when the people doing it are unionized and can actually make a career out of it 011
Reposted by lizJessica Schulberg @jessicaschulberg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This is my last story for HuffPost, but I’m looking forward to continuing to report on the criminal legal system. You can reach me at jess.schulberg@protonmail.com or on Signal at jessicaschulberg.01 bsky.app/profile/jess... 311127
Reposted by lizHamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Terrible loss. Jessica is a great journalist and union leader and the whole HuffPost Union has been a rock in this industry for years. 18110
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026my sister works at a lens crafters and said men regularly come in asking for meta glasses with the darkest possible lenses “so people can’t see where [their] eyes are” 🆒 000
Reposted by lizLast Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 17/08/2026Here’s last night’s story about fetal personhood, how giving rights to fetuses can impact pregnant people, and why Ronald Reagan is the Forrest Gump of societal ills. youtu.be/sCSt45rev7w 1024758
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026sometimes the solutions to my parents’ problems seem so obvious to me and other times i am reminded that godwilling they’ll spend at least half a century together and it’s very possible they understand things i do not #stayhumble 000
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026save me central park petrichor save me baby’s hand closing around my finger save me text from an old friend save me chocolate melting in my mouth save me birdsong save me eye contact with a smiling stranger save me $20 grandma snuck into my purse save me wafting spices save me save me i am saved!!! 042
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026yesterday the dentist wouldn't let me leave my appointment bc i was laughing so hard tears were streaming down my face and this is why they tell you not to take codeine if you're gonna go outside 000
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026one of my worst 48 hour stretches in recent memory culminating in dental surgery tm morning. thankfully these guys seem to know their shit 020
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026cool neighbor i say hi to bopping around the block and was considering befriending works for meta :( 000
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026even though some of the odyssey's post-release discourse has been silly it's so refreshing to see some level of public discourse that doesn't involve an idiot podcaster 000
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026i have dated some lovely people but also some born losers who couldn’t name a single one of my friends or remember my birthday and last night i finished something i’d been stressed about so this morning my partner woke me with flowers and coffee and [redacted] like damn it really does get better 020
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026thought pivoting my attention to substack instead of other social media sites might make me smarter but turns out they let dumbfuck lunatics run wild over there too. and there's no character limit 010
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026lady i didn’t even know you were from michigan. no other living person talks like that. i was more concerned with what year you were from 020
liz @lizhynes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026at the end of your life you should get all the time you had to waste on two factor authentication refunded to you like extra minutes in a soccer game 021
