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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is awesome, those kids will have a blast!
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Minnesota Reformer @minnesotareformer.com · 03/06/2026
St. Paul Public Schools is partnering with Local 49 and other organizations to give students hands-on practice with heavy machinery. minnesotareformer.com/2026/06/03/s...
minnesotareformer.com
Sandbox classroom preps kids for careers as heavy equipment operators • Minnesota Reformer
The union gets to nurture future members; employers get subsidized training; and the school district fulfills its educational mission — everyone wins.
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
How is sitting around and waiting to see if he does it the only option?!?!?
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Hit a $400 pulltab so I bought the bar a round. Once everyone got drinks I started my timeshare presentation
A winner window pulltab with a $400 value
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John Breen @breen.tech · 20/03/2026
For the record, the Nazis are spreading terms like “zio” and “zog” into leftist spaces intentionally as an on-ramp to fascism. This is what cryptofascism means. They explicitly talk about doing this on their forums and telegram channels. You’re being played.
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D.J. WEED PIZZA @djweedpizza.gobirds.online · 01/02/2026
Oh wait he actually shit himself lmfao
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Gus Squawks @gussquawks.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
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Stacy W @stacyw.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.
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Wilfredo Torres @wilfredotorres.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
For Liam.
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WhinterQueen @whinterqueen.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
she was ready to punch that man square in his jaw
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 25/01/2026
signs left at alex pretti’s memorial in minneapolis: “i love you so much / i’ll miss you forever” photo with a friend, “i would have done the same. RIP alex,” a stethoscope and “we’ll take it from here, alex” and a tshirt for the minnesota nurses association
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 23/01/2026
Singing
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 22/01/2026
I just thought everyone should see this
Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
@kareem_carr
Jan 21
reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
Jan 21
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
When the kids show up to the bar w tamales and candy, the answer is yes. Especially now.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 15/01/2026
ICE agents love to wave around paper that looks official. Most of it is a scam — administrative forms signed by ICE supervisors, not real judicial warrants signed by judges. Let's go through what that scam paper looks like versus a real judicial warrant.
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How to Legally Protect People in Your Home from ICE | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland
Get more from Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland on Patreon
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Adam Sawyer @adamjst.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
A second (hard to hear) conversation in Spanish goes on between one of the ICE agents and the person they are trying to arrest. The ICE agent basically tells her that they keep families together during proceedings and she responds, "No. Those are lies. You separate families" again and again.
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Erin Murphy @epmurphymn.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Finding childcare was already a challenge for Minnesota families. Republicans and their MAGA tactics are making it much harder and putting little kids in harms way. It’s sickening.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I love when suburban restaurants haven’t blocked Benny the Butcher and Schoolboy Q on TouchTunes
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
WATCH: Here's the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" last night
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Moth @walkingminnesota.com · 16/12/2025
This guy has done ride alongs with ice in other cities and he has been tipped off in advance when the government is going to escalate We don’t know what’s coming but if you see him recording you should cover your face, BLAST PRINCE (or any Copywrite music), and do not answer questions
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Susan is a certified badass
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Casey Johnston @caseyjohnston.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
and i did really drag collagen to hell here www.shesabeast.co/collagen-sit...
shesabeast.co
Collagen sits on a throne of lies
Or, how the supplement industry took meat garbage and turned it into a 9-billion-dollar business.
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I managed to boycott Black Friday, but only because I got drunk and fell asleep
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Erin Maye Quade @erinmayequade.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
FYI
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Shoutout to the guy w the tuba on the eastside today, great work
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Shit St Paul ICE agent aims gun
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Becca Esche @beccasaintpaul.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Gas
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Erin Maye Quade @erinmayequade.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 18/11/2025
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.' people.com/donald-trump...
people.com
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Is anyone else getting these insane right wing propaganda ads on the FanDuel Sports Timberwolves broadcast??
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Having grown up here it’s absolutely bizarre to drive to Woodbury to buy weed at a store
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Is tuberculosis really poppin like that to have its own abbreviation? I feel like TB should be something else
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gretchen brown, real snoopy enjoyer @gretchenbrown.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
ooooo you think minneapolis is so dangerous you want to sell me your home for below market value
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Tori Amos invented pumpkin spice lattes
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Bought some weed gummies and it turns out they’re Nerds weed gummy clusters. I’m gonna find out if you can die from edibles today
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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD
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Investigation of:
LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN
IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN
ON JUNE 18, 2023
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Accident No.:
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Interview of:
Co-designer/Pilot
Deepsea Challenger
DCA23FM036
via Microsoft Teams
Friday,
July 26, 2024INTERVIEW OF
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BY LCDR
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Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic.
When I
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set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did
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was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible
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program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named
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Professor
I. I did that through a mutual friend
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of ours, a guy named
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underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a
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submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the
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Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was
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Tom Joscelyn @tomjoscelyn.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
“I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.
newsletter.ofthebrave.org
I’m a US citizen and a veteran. ICE arrested me for no reason.
Jailed for three days without an explanation or ability to notify anyone, George Retes argues the only path to healing starts with the government taking accountability for its actions.
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Is this a threat?
A yellow yard sign that says we will buy your house with the will underlined
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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I’m becoming more and more concerned that people at high levels of public discussion cannot identify the difference between a genuinely viral conversation vs a bunch of bots making noise.
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
This is a good read, pretty quick too
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Hans Moleman saying: I was saying release the Earhart files
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Bro looks like Jeremy Piven playing The Rock
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I have a great invention, someone please give me $1B for my idea: a weed pen that doesn’t clog on the third day
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Stoned Feminist @ladylinds.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Tylenol is the only pain reliever deemed safe for pregnant women. So if you look at it through the lens of "what can we do to make women suffer?" it makes perfect sense.
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