iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

My main Resident Evil opinion is that I think it would have been a lot better if every scene hadn’t turned into an I Think You Should Leave bit halfway through

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i will never take giant growth out of my ghalta deck. that's a promise to YOU, the voters

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Last night at the party someone asked how long it would take a cup of coffee to cool down to drinking temp if you heated it to a million degrees (and it didn’t instantly vaporize for some reason). Two absolutely hammered chemical engineers went at it for a while and left their notes in the kitchen

Blurry wet physics problems on a sheet of paper, next to a whiskey bottle

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with some sort of vibrating Mega-Knife

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

possibly mamdani's first ever comms fail

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Easily defeating a race of psionic aliens because football has already numbed us to their primary weapon (mental and emotional torture)

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Climate change has devastated America’s coastline, flooding the streets of New York—and in this new world of risen sea levels, there’s nowhere to hide. Coming this summer… JAWS 5: SHARK IN THE CITY

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

And that’s a wrap on the story we started three years ago, with Wilds of Eldraine. This one had a special place in my heart—it’s the end of the first arc I had the honor of planning start to finish. So thanks, if you’ve been reading all this time (or even if you just came in at the end)

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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 10/09/2026

The #MTGFracture story comes to a close. One book closes as another opens. Read Episode 10: "Happy Birthday" on DailyMTG right now! magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It was a real blast to nerd out about Reality Fracture with the Command Zone and friends! Come for the previews, stay for the Yargle leg day jokes

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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 10/09/2026

The endgame approaches. The Theorist's plans come to fruition. Read Episode 9: "Unafraid" on DailyMTG right now! magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Reality Fracture's story will finish TOMORROW! It will be a double feature, with episodes 9 and 10 both posting--don't miss the grand finale!

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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 08/09/2026

The plan revealed, a heart broken. Read #MTGFracture Episode 7: spr.ly/63322BG8626

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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 07/09/2026

He's beyond reason, Jace finally snaps. Read #MTGFracture Episode 6: spr.ly/63320BG86SI

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

enough with the power-scaling discourse! as Magic story lead I could very easily defeat Jace

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

if you were to ask me what I've drawn the most, in the most variations, over the course of my life I could confidently tell you the answer is "frog wearing sunglasses"

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

One of the earliest questions Alison and I knew we wanted to explore for Reality Fracture’s story was a pretty simple one: what if Jace stopped holding back? You get a lot of that in this episode.

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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 03/09/2026

Chapter 4? Moon's haunted. #MTGFracture magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I don't have a lot of time but I feel the demon (longform game writing) calling me again. is there any existing work about the jobification of games? I feel like an insane person

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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 02/09/2026

Planeswalkers gather as Jace's machinations begin to take hold. Read Episode 3 of the #MTGFracture story over at DailyMTG right now! magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...

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Ladee Danger @ladeedanger.com · 01/09/2026

My mid year reminder to artists! Wizards has a portfolio submission tool so if you’ve ever wanted to create art with your own hands, you can get it in front of real human art directors!

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

brother anyone could have seen this coming. you took the most annoying avatar of illiterate zoomers and paired it with the walking representation of the book your Dad falls asleep reading at the beach. Your target audience was the intersection of Oil and Water

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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 01/09/2026

Liliana may be trapped in a cell, but her words still hold power. Read Episode 2 of the #MTGFracture story right now! magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

STORY DAY! Come read the first episode of an arc finale three years in the making, from the inimitable @alisontheperson.bsky.social !!! You won't want to miss this, folks.

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Alison Lührs @alisontheperson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Humbled and thrilled to share I wrote the story for Reality Fracture, the end of Magic’s Echoverse Arc! It was a joy to collaborate with old friends and return to the Multiverse once again.

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

if I was in a wasteland biker gang I would definitely be the guy wearing a helmet. I’d put spikes on it and paint a skull on the faceplate but the other raiders would know I’m just worried about head injuries

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

pistachios are so foolish for thinking their flimsy shells will stop me

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The point of writing a novel is picking out the theme-establishing epigraph, and maybe a second quote that creates interesting contrast with the first. All the other stuff (plot, characters) is kind of secondary

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

it is hard to communicate linear narrative on two-inch squares of cardboard

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

exiting therapy and immediately logging onto Microsoft Teams is probably the most severe whiplash I regularly inflict on my immortal soul

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Thank you @seananmcguire.bsky.social for uniting me with my beautiful toothy son

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Sure my paycheck gets sliced in half by taxes every month, but at least those dollars are going to a good cause (ensuring that our nation's most thumb-headed troglodytes are equipped with the weaponry of street-level marvel villains)

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Welcome to this Shark Week special, where we’ve assembled a team of experts to explore a question currently unanswered by science: can the mighty Tiger Shark feel ennui

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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

i bravely stand in defense of the thing that will make me even more fabulously wealthy

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I’m super excited to be one of the writers in the inaugural cohort here! Catch me in the fall staring at turtles in the company of fellow authors

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

just got a targeted ad that was like “have YOU 🫵 worked through dinner again?!” And I get the algorithm’s play here. Wildly untreated ADHD, a fiction writer’s guilt about leisure time, etc. But I could be in a Blitz situation, dodging bombs in WW2 era London, and I would still make time for dinner

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

been thinking in tweet-form lately which is how you know I'm not well in the old brain category

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

What puzzle-solving item would be found on your body in a resident evil game?

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to hang out in the middle east while he starts the same war every day. when a missile blasts you into pieces he'll say your last words were "we must build a new ballroom in the white house" before your body is even cold. good luck soldier

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Jay Annelli @vorthosjay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Excited for Zhalfir but don't know where to start? I've got you covered. Zhalfir was the primary location for Mirage and Visions, Magic's first internally led stories (and a big part of the ramp up into the classic Weatherlight saga). It told the story of the Mirage War.

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I’ll be walking around the floor today #mcamsterdam! Come tell me what you’re excited about from Magic next year. This is me taking an elevator into The Backrooms

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

#MCAMSTERDAM GOOD MORNING!!! Come to the preview panel at 6:30 on the main stage! I’ll be around on the floor before that, please say hi + invite me to your bracket 2 game

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

nothing more foul than hearing a British person say “avocado”

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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I got hacked!!!! but I'm back now. see y'all at magiccon amsterdam!

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