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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is awesome, those kids will have a blast!
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Minnesota Reformer @minnesotareformer.com · 03/06/2026
St. Paul Public Schools is partnering with Local 49 and other organizations to give students hands-on practice with heavy machinery. minnesotareformer.com/2026/06/03/s...
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Sandbox classroom preps kids for careers as heavy equipment operators • Minnesota Reformer
The union gets to nurture future members; employers get subsidized training; and the school district fulfills its educational mission — everyone wins.
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
How is sitting around and waiting to see if he does it the only option?!?!?
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Hit a $400 pulltab so I bought the bar a round. Once everyone got drinks I started my timeshare presentation
A winner window pulltab with a $400 value
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John Breen @breen.tech · 20/03/2026
For the record, the Nazis are spreading terms like “zio” and “zog” into leftist spaces intentionally as an on-ramp to fascism. This is what cryptofascism means. They explicitly talk about doing this on their forums and telegram channels. You’re being played.
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The Facebook group she referred to has been predictably hilarious about it today
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
He’s Soda Popinski-toned
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Bummer
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D.J. WEED PIZZA @djweedpizza.gobirds.online · 01/02/2026
Oh wait he actually shit himself lmfao
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Gus Squawks @gussquawks.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
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Stacy W @stacyw.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.
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Wilfredo Torres @wilfredotorres.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
For Liam.
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WhinterQueen @whinterqueen.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
she was ready to punch that man square in his jaw
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 25/01/2026
signs left at alex pretti’s memorial in minneapolis: “i love you so much / i’ll miss you forever” photo with a friend, “i would have done the same. RIP alex,” a stethoscope and “we’ll take it from here, alex” and a tshirt for the minnesota nurses association
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 23/01/2026
Singing
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 22/01/2026
I just thought everyone should see this
Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
@kareem_carr
Jan 21
reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
Jan 21
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
😂🍻
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Oh no wtf, I had no idea that’s what that was, goddammit. The bartenders cheat on Pulltabs there anyways, good riddance! The Minnesotan can fuck off
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
When the kids show up to the bar w tamales and candy, the answer is yes. Especially now.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 15/01/2026
ICE agents love to wave around paper that looks official. Most of it is a scam — administrative forms signed by ICE supervisors, not real judicial warrants signed by judges. Let's go through what that scam paper looks like versus a real judicial warrant.
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How to Legally Protect People in Your Home from ICE | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland
Get more from Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland on Patreon
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Which Ace? This one is most likely independently owned so it’d be nice to know who I love the most
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Adam Sawyer @adamjst.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
A second (hard to hear) conversation in Spanish goes on between one of the ICE agents and the person they are trying to arrest. The ICE agent basically tells her that they keep families together during proceedings and she responds, "No. Those are lies. You separate families" again and again.
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Erin Murphy @epmurphymn.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Finding childcare was already a challenge for Minnesota families. Republicans and their MAGA tactics are making it much harder and putting little kids in harms way. It’s sickening.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
It always lists my friends that are using it, and I’m thinking no the fuck they’re not
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I love when suburban restaurants haven’t blocked Benny the Butcher and Schoolboy Q on TouchTunes
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
WATCH: Here's the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" last night
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
He appears to have attached doll hands to his arms
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Moth @walkingminnesota.com · 16/12/2025
This guy has done ride alongs with ice in other cities and he has been tipped off in advance when the government is going to escalate We don’t know what’s coming but if you see him recording you should cover your face, BLAST PRINCE (or any Copywrite music), and do not answer questions
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
You can drop lithium batteries at Home Depot
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Susan is a certified badass
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Casey Johnston @caseyjohnston.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
and i did really drag collagen to hell here www.shesabeast.co/collagen-sit...
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Collagen sits on a throne of lies
Or, how the supplement industry took meat garbage and turned it into a 9-billion-dollar business.
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I managed to boycott Black Friday, but only because I got drunk and fell asleep
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Erin Maye Quade @erinmayequade.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
FYI
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Shoutout to the guy w the tuba on the eastside today, great work
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Shit St Paul ICE agent aims gun
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Becca Esche @beccasaintpaul.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Gas
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Erin Maye Quade @erinmayequade.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 18/11/2025
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.' people.com/donald-trump...
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Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
It’s America as fuck
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Is anyone else getting these insane right wing propaganda ads on the FanDuel Sports Timberwolves broadcast??
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Having grown up here it’s absolutely bizarre to drive to Woodbury to buy weed at a store
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Is tuberculosis really poppin like that to have its own abbreviation? I feel like TB should be something else
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gorgui porgui @eezusjeezus.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Big states rights guys
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gretchen brown, real snoopy enjoyer @gretchenbrown.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
ooooo you think minneapolis is so dangerous you want to sell me your home for below market value
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