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@eelaware.bsky.social

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Chris Huff Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son "Let's count the rings around my eyes" - Paul Westerberg Me: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2… He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 22h

Game of Gru

A middle-aged bald man dressed up as Gru with Lena Headey

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

NYCC in effect

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Phish forever ✌️🙏

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Phish!

Phish play Ghost with yellow lights

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Spectacular day on the trail

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Stay out of my pants, Zuckerberg

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Let my new tip bucket cheer your sad hearts, sports fans

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Glad I don't do drugs anymore bc wtf

The weird little liberty biberty thing in a commercial

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Came up in FB memories JNCO Reinhardt

JNCO Reinhardt - a meme by mark shepherd

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Finally the rain stops so our hero can walk

A mom, dad, and baby deer are feeding by the side of the trail in the green bushes

The Newtown rail trail in Southampton, Pennsylvania, where the trees are still green

The scrub brush area on the Montgomery County side of the trail

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A cartoon of Humpty Dumpty sitting on the wall and he is saying "people say you look like MC Hammer on crack Humpty, do you believe that ducky". And ducky is saying quack. Ducky is sitting right next to him on the wall. Humpty Dumpty has a big red bow tie

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Me and who

A smaller guinea pig attempts to climb on top sideways of a larger guinea pig

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

round two:

Jack Bruce of Cream pictured in his wild man era

John Entwistle of the Who rocking the fringe jacket

You might be funky, but you will never be Bernard Edwards funky
(spoiler: no one can ever be that funky again, it broke the universe)

Colin Moulding of XTC may look slight and pale, but man can he play

000

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

cannot pick just one

James Jamerson with his signature P-bass

Paul McCartney is smiling at you with his Hofner bass because he can

Geddy Lee is singing about dining on honeydew and playing his Rickenbacker bass

Donald "Duck" Dunn is so goddamn funky it's like unbearable.
pictured here with signature pipe and 58 P-bass

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The essentials for a successful dinner party:
bread basket, mug, cup and saucer, glass, tablecloth, soup spoon, tablespoon, soup ladle, bowl, soup tureen, candlestick, a platter for a big pickle.

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Yes, and it sent back pics too

The last pic sent by Soviet probe Venera 13 from the surface of Venus, 1981

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Bambi

A fawn licks its back on a grassy knoll

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Welcome to the club! He blocked me last year because I dared to question something centrist he said. LOL big bad reporter can't handle the left. Funny PS: someone I went to HS with is now his boss 😂

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Moon over my Hampton

A large moon hanging in the sky over a suburban highway

A large moon hanging in the sky over eastern Pennsylvania

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The kid had an "AI in teaching" seminar today and...I love my kid

i am convinced that people who use ai are not real
HA
because what
my brain feels too smooth after this
6
ok this guy fully pays for it
what
HA HA
I love this. You will succeed in life no matter what because you see this is bull.
HA HA
i'll at least do better than these bozos

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Robin Zander still sounds fucking amazing and is still super cool #cheaptrick #cheaptrickforever

Robin Zander from Cheap Trick looking and sounding cool

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Big fan of Herr's creative flavors

A small bag of Herr's smoked brisket potato chips

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Be the tuba you wish to see in the world, my child

Tubby the Tuba ad for a video release

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I dabble 🎩

Tuba

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Men, what is stopping you from being a gentleman like this

Tuba and a gentleman who is a pig in a little hat playing the tuba

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

save-the-academy.org

An aquatic dinosaur goes RAWR over the academy of natural sciences gift shop

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

save-the-academy.org

A ferocious mosasaur at the Philly academy of natural sciences

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Gary Larson would love Bluesky

"Yeah I remember Jerry. Good friend of mine...You know, I never understood a single word he said, but he always had some mighty fine wine." three old drunk bullfrogs hanging out in a swamp. Gary Larson Far Side cartoon.

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We are a Star Wars family but I love Star Trek too This was a life highlight

Charlie Brown, Shadowheart, and Captain Kirk

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me after my massage today

The stay puft marshmallow man in Columbus circle

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Luis Buñuel

Luis Buñuel's the phantom of liberty featuring two balls as the Statue of Liberty

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

from Pete on FB

In the food court of the Crimson King

Someone has recreated the legendary album cover for In The Court of The Crimson King with luncheon meats

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

a picture of Mars and a Mars Rover in the foreground
superimposed in the background is a picture of the pyramids

or maybe the photo is real and there are really pyramids on Mars
guess we'll never know!

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

song titles from the hottest mix tape of 2026 about to drop

We'll get along if...
You know who you are. EDUCATED, Kind, Sexy, Loyal, Respectful, knows how to ENJOY LIFE.
Partner in Crime, Chemistry, Gentleman, FUN, AND COMMUNICATES

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Got some time in with my favorite pinball machine today. They turned down the magnets it seems so I played for an hour on $5. Tremendous fun.

The Funhouse pinball machine (1990)

Rudy, the Funhouse ventriloquist dummy. Get the ball in his mouth and you win 1 million points.

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

SCTV on Netflix is healing me

Das Boobs
(The Boobs)

Screenshot of an SCTV sketch with two receivers underneath

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

A Sure deodorant on a white background

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Preciousssss Happy birthday to meeee (Sep 4)

An near mint original pressing of R.E.M.'s Murmur

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

anyway, here's Wonderwall

Guitarist in a bear costume is playing in a restaurant or dance hall, the strumming arm is coming out of his mouth

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

you're doing what now

A sign in South Jersey that says Squankum Road

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

for my birthday today (Sept 4) I would like you all to heed the words of the late great Iron Sheik 🙏 and don't let the jabronis grind you down

The Iron Sheik tweet

TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR DAY TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

1 day to Eelmas! It's Eelmas Eeve! Make sure you set out gluten-free cookies and Bang energy drink for Santa Eel

a conger eel wears a Santa hat, in honor of my birthday which is tomorrow

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

also this guy on Walking Dead, the Governor. the actor is not a bad actor! was in Doctor Who and a lot of other things. but the writing is terrible & whoever directed him put him way over the top. I almost quit the show. my kid watched it years later and was like "WTF with the governor" 😂

David Morrissey chewing scenery as the Governor in Walking Dead

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

this woman on Silo. her character is not in the books and is so poorly written. they turned her pure evil for no real reason except to have an extra villain. I feel bad for the actress, hopefully she was well paid.

Camille on Silo taking orders from a faceless voice and deciding that voice was more important than her son or whatever. tiresome.

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Directed by david lynch

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

KID: Mom I want to go to Burning Man MOM: We have Burning Man at home

Experience Burning Man at home!
- set thermostat to 107°
- purchase Moncler ski goggles
- take powerful hallucinogenic drugs
- get naked
- place pile of sand in front of fan, set it to high speed and stand in front of it
- fuck your friend's wife
- play Rufus Du Sol on repeat
- shit in a closet
- venmo me $3,500

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Evening walk -

Sunset over the steam pub in Southampton, Pennsylvania

Sunset over County Line Road in Montgomery County, Pennsylvania

You have to zoom in, but somebody wrote Jesus loves you on the trail.

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Another winner from sidthevisualkid on Insta

I will succeed because I am insane

It is a cartoon of a mouse who took the cheese out of the mouse trap and is using it as an exercise bar

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Post something random or risk a sub-par September

YEAH, I HAVE A PHD
A PILE OF HOT DOGS

Pic of 5 hot dogs