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Edward

@edwardodell.bsky.social
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A god damned delight and don’t you forget it. Libs: proceed with caution.

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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 13h
This would fucking fix me
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 14h
Owed you all a crumb shot
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 16h
The sea salt helps
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 17h
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Waving CCCP Soviet Union Flag
ALT: Waving CCCP Soviet Union Flag
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 17h
Tyvm
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 17h
Yeah not bad out of the gate after my Summer of Pizza
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 18h
I was tired?
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 18h
lol
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 18h
Gm Whipped cultured butter morning
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 22h
Bread is the universal language
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 22h
*slash
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Slash (Guns N' Roses) Epic Guitar Solo
ALT: Slash (Guns N' Roses) Epic Guitar Solo
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 22h
Good smash but I need to do my cracked eye before the banneton next time
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 22h
You were right
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 22h
I say this to Susan all the time
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 22h
Friday lunch?
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm locked tf in
Crispy tofu brushed with sauceCrispy tofu brushed with sauce
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 11/10/2026
If I could Thanos-snap every pickup truck out of existence I would do it without a second thought
Hello, did anyone see the accident on East Pecan St, right in front of the Pflugerville First United Methodist Church?
A white Toyota Tundra ran over me while riding on the sidewalk. The white Tundra was trying to pull onto the PVille First United Methodist Church and hit me full speed.
The accident happened around 6:30pm. I regained consciousness around 9pm. I'm thankful to be alive but very hurt.
The report says that I was thrown 8ft into the air upon impact
Does anyone have dashcam footage? I would
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When u bite
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Melanie Shatter
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ugh sokholov
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
State troopers cooping
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Can’t wait
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hell yeah dd
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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
you made chili and theres no strawberries?
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Woman's Disappointed & Lame Reaction
Alt: Woman's Disappointed & Lame Reaction "Debbie downer" from snl
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yessssssz
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 10/10/2026
Tomp and I when Fredo says “but I don’t have autism”
gigantic-chinned anime man and his thick-eyebrowed friend put a comforting hand on a dude’s shoulder with sympathetic expressions on their faces
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
financialpost.com/news/economy... no it fucking isn't, lmao
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The U.S. is going to the moon for a resource Canada has at scale
Chris Cassin: Stockpiling helium-3 could give Canada a bargaining chip in trade talks, but we aren't doing it. Find out more.
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s talking
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Guess what motherfuckers I’m back on my sourdough bullshit
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FUCK
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This fukkin guy
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I sense greatness
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
endlessly hilarious to me that people will sockpuppet for engagement and then recoil in horror when they get exactly what they came here for
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this guy actually gets it
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Frylock & Andrew W.K. Headbang in Aqua Teen
ALT: Frylock & Andrew W.K. Headbang in Aqua Teen
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
skrrt innocent
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
when Janet said gimme a beet, I guessed wrong
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
jesus fucking christ I have to sous vide, chill, whip, separate, chill again, separate again no wonder I buy this shit at the store
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"I shot myself in the penis and balls. Next time i use a gun i will instead aim at my feet"
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cluck the police
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Misty @anglobones.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
thunder chickens said FUCK 12
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
im losing my goddamn mind this weekend after my infusion and you are all here for it
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FOR YOU SHE CRIES
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Pennylane Pennylane2025
ALT: Pennylane Pennylane2025
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
well arent we fancy
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
was rooting around for a deli container (I chucked them) and then I realized this wasnt quite deep enough because if the water level is too low in the tub the circulator starts cavitatting
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this guy gets it
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
there's a FIRE-YAAAAA
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Steve Perry of Journey Live Concert Performance
ALT: Steve Perry of Journey Live Concert Performance
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🎶rye can't help it he needs more hasn't found who he's cooking for AI standing, in the rain it can't help it and rye's just that way!🎶
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sign me up
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Who up culturing they butter
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you dont know how here I am for this genre
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