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Jamie Schwesnedl

@schwesbomb.bsky.social
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I'm at the friendster, I'm at the myspace, my doppelganger's at the combination facebook and twitter.

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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 7h
Instead of skeeting this, he should have invited us all out to lunch.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Freddy Mercury, passionately belting out:
I've made my poos
Time after time
I've clogged many toilets
But committed no crime
Lumpy sausage or snake
I've made a poo
I've had my share  trained looks on my face
But I've come through (and I mean to go on, and on, and on, and on)
We are the champ poo ones, my friends
And weeeeee'll keep on pooping, til the end....
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Truly do not give a shit about his hand. It’s the FASCISM and KLEPTOCRACY, goddammit.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jon Bernthal, holding a fork up in front of his face, with Christmas lights in the background.  
The Bear, “Fishes”
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You are almost ready to begin your spiritual journey, @nickmortensen.com !
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Sheng Wang - Them Costco Pants Though
YouTube video by Comedy and Sports
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What the actual fuck today?
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Noteworthy racism: DOJ/DHS said they arrested people from Liberia, Ghana, and Brazili for illegally voting. But they didn't mention the white South African, Lithuanian, Canadian, German, or Bosnian who they also arrested and charged.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are Blanche and Mullin drunk? Seems like they're both having trouble speaking clearly in this press conference. Especially Mullin, it's like his mouth is gonna fall off his face.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's weird to watch myself trying to seem normal during such an insane and heavy time, but it was so cool to talk with @wkamaubell.bsky.social .
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Mike Spangenberg @mikespangenberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This isn’t “a mess.” It’s theft.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just sent money directly to Ashley, and you can too: @ziibiing on venmo and paypal. Ashley is a true heroine, help her out if you can.
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Rachel Bean, still sick but less @colocharachel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What if we raised some funds for Ashley while she’s in the hospital? Between the house stuff and the ambulance ride, I know some financial support could go a long way for Ashley and her family. Let’s put a 👑 in the memo and I can forward funds to Ashley: V: colocha_rachel $: ColochaRachel
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Once again inviting you all to enjoy dinner with community in the beautiful fall weather, with entertainment and family-friendly activities 4pm - 6pm TODAY! southside unicorn peace garden (3044 Minnehaha Ave) It's free!
Longfellow Rising 
HARVEST CELEBRATION
Sunday, September 27 4:00pm - 6:00pm
Southside Unicorn Peace Garden - 3044 Minnehaha

FOOD
Laotian Flavors from
JAIDEE FOODS

MUSIC
members of the
LONGFELLOW VILLAGE
KLEZMER BAND JAM

POETRY
EXQUISITE CORPSE Poetry Creation
ERIN SHARKEY
DAVI GRAY
MICHAEL KLEBER-DIGGS

COMEDY
by ward 12
Councilmember
AURINCHOWDHURY

+ Crop Art creation, VR Longfellow
History, Bubbles AND info booths with Midwest Farmers of Color, Farm Buds, Midtown Farmers Market, and others!

THIS EVENT IS FREE!
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In the past 9 months, I've had a kidney stone, a bruised rib, something that felt like COVID and made me cough while I had a bruised rib, I tore a ligament in my foot, and I've been laid out for a week with a terrible head cold. But NONE of that could stop me from posting dumb jokes on this website.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Come see @aurinmpls.bsky.social do stand-up comedy at the... Longfellow Rising Harvest Celebration TOMORROW (Sunday 9/27) also *FOOD* *MUSIC* & a super-cool poetry project by @erinsharkey.bsky.social @mkdordiggsy.bsky.social & @davigray.com 4pm - 6pm Unicorn Peace Garden (3044 Minnehaha)
Longfellow Rising
Harvest Celebration!
Sunday, September 27 
4:00pm - 6:00pm
JOIN US SUNDAY
for
A HARVEST CELEBRATION
featuring:
FOOD
by Jaidee Lao Flavors
(meat and veggie options, featuring locally harvested produce!)
MUSIC
from members of the Longfellow Village Klezmer BandREADINGS
from the EXQUISITE CORPSE POETRY machine 
by Erin Sharkey, Michael Kleber-Diggs, and Davi Gray
CROP ART creation 
and other family-friendly activities
plus...
MEET AND TALK with LOCAL FARMERS AND ORGS WHO SUPPORT THEM:
Midwest Farmers of Color Cooperative
Tamales y Bicicletas
Farm Buds
The Good Acre
Land Stewardship Project
Soup for YouThis event is FREE and open to the public!
Please come and celebrate our Downtown Longfellow community and our connection to the harvest season, those who grow and prepare the food we eat, and to each other.
Join us
RSVP
(You can still come if you don't RSVP, it just helps us know how many people to expect.)
• Southside Unicorn Peace Garden
3044 Minnehaha Ave. MPLS
(South of Arbeiter Brewing)
September 27, 2026
4.00 PM - 6.00 PM
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is goofy. Why allow Survivor on the list, but not the Sopranos? (both started in the previous century, w majority of episodes in 21st) Also, most of the judges are actors; not writers, directors, producers or critics. Isn't that like having carpenters and electricians judge best architecture?
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If we're being honest, it's really only the first 7 episodes of Season 1. The last episode was disqualifyingly stupid. It was so bad that it actually ruined a couple previous episodes that seemed iffy, but could have been excused if the season had ended well.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why is the mayor doing publicity for a chain restaurant?
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is great - Not only bc doordash has to compensate workers they ripped off, but maybe now that they have to pay workers for all the time they're at work, they'll have a financial incentive to not let delivery drivers circle my block for 20 minutes letting my food get cold before dropping it off.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wait, so this MODE festival that someone spraypainted ads for on our private property... is promoted by Jacob Frey and Lisa Goodman? WTF?
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When I'm president, any media outlet that puts a picture of a milkshake over a headline about coffee, will NOT be allowed in the White House.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Does the Strib pay people to write this shit and post it on Bluesky with links to articles from last year? Or is it done by AI?
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Flock cameras are body-worn police cameras, they turn the infrastructure of the city and our public environment into a cop. This is always where bodycams for police was going.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I really appreciated this Movement Memos episode. If you're not listening to Movement Memos, you are really missing out. truthout.org/audio/artifi...
truthout.org
Artificial Intimacy Is Changing Who We Are
“We start to judge our human interactions by what the chatbot can deliver,” says author Sherry Turkle.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m reading the newest missive from @mollypeonies.bsky.social and flames are shooting out of my ears. www.thisisbydesign.com/how-mpd-buil...
MPD records reveal a coordinated system of drones, city cameras, command-post intelligence, body-worn and helmet cameras, person and vehicle checks, and evidence preservation around the memorial site — part of an operation that generated $1.92 million in overtime in just four days. At least 101 MPD personnel were assigned to the memorial deployment, where records identified only seven people holding vigil.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For centuries, “the rule of law” has been used to enforce and entrench white supremacy, patriarchy and heteronormativity to support oligarchy, capital and empire. As a result, “rule of law” has little motivational resonance. Laws are made up. What else can we imagine?
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you thought Frey and City Council could learn to work together through "couples counseling" or "team-building" coaching, Listen to this 2004 story where John Gottman explains that Stonewalling, Contempt, Crticism & Defensiveness are best predictors of marriage failure. He's describing Frey...
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What Really Happens In Marriage - This American Life
Ira visits marital researcher John Gottman, who's part of a generation of researchers that have revolutionized the way we see marriage by observing successful and unsuccessful marriages and trying to ...
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Gottmans could have told you $1.4 million for counseling won't do shit if 1 party is stonewalling, contemptuous, criticizing and defensive. (aka Jacob Frey) Also, the faces in this pic just scream, "Oh YOU want to go to counseling? Sure, cuz WE'RE causing the problems. Riiiight. Okay, whatever."
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Jacob Frey making good on promises to "Transform Public Safety" by transforming MPD from a violent street gang shaking down residents and businesses for petty cash to full-on kleptocratic, Turmpian disruptors of democracy doing systemic violence within local govt structure.  Also: TOTAL LAWYER MOVE
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How much money are we spending for counseling for this polycule, one member of which isn’t interested in improving the situation?
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nick Shirley should do a video about the Minneapolis Police department defrauding tax payers.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It worked!
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
COMMUNITY MEAL Pay-what-you-want Weds. Sept 16, 5-7pm $1 from every beer Arbeiter sells will help pay for the food, purchased from an immigrant-owned biz. This is your invite, and also I'm passing the hat - you can donate here: www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati... info about the last one⬇️
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Schooling Against The Prison by Marc Lamont Hill is out on 11/17. Urgent and visionary, Schooling Against the Prison challenges us to stop preparing young people for a world organized around punishment—and start building a world beyond it. hep.gse.harvard.edu/979889557138...
hep.gse.harvard.edu
Schooling Against the Prison
This title, Schooling Against the Prison, is the latest title to be released in our flagship Race and Education series. It also takes the honor as the first ...
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gas pumps not being able to dispaly the correct price when it goes above $9.99/gallon feels too on-the-nose as a metaphor for our fossil fuel-addicted economy and culture's inability to reckon with or plan for the future, or fast it's coming. #NoOneCouldHaveSeenItComing
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Another way to think about this (derived from Corey Doctorow’s work) is that AI, among other things, is a tool for breaking solidarities between exploited populations. AI Detection puts you on the side of a surveillance technology against your students.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Stereolabneh Televenison Los Crudosas Peppermint Patti Smith Group Wheat Germs Public Enemeat Mamas and the Papusas Dr Draisins Busta Rhyita Missy Elliutz Sonic Youzu Jolie Hollandaise Jefferson Airplain Yogurt Beastie Boysenberries Billy Bragg's Amino Acids Weird Aloo Gobi Geesepacho The Bee Cheese
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Psyched to hear Chris Smalls talk at Moon Palace in a few minutes! Still time to get over here if you’re not too far away
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years ago, my friend Shana went to Tower Video before everything closed down and rented The Seige (1998). We spent the day switching between Bush and Rumsfeld on the news, and B. Willis and D. Washington plus a bunch of real news anchors in the movie. Really set the stage for the decades since.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It takes a village to fill a sinkhole.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Context for this dumpster situation: It's behind a lot owned by Hamoudi Sabri, where people have been living in and dealing drugs out of a shipping container for years. The City refuses to do anything about it. Does Sabri have incriminating pictures of the mayor? Not sure how else this is allowed.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
STRATEGIC ABANDONMENT by Jacob Frey's administration of an area where residents voted against him in 2021, voted to abolish the Police department, and voted against the "strong mayor" ammendment: 1. Denial of city services 911 response, garbage removal, street lights, snow removal, sidewalk use
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The City bills us monthly to empty the garbage can in front of our business 2x a week, but it's often not done for weeks on end. I call 311 DAILY & leave messages at dept. of Solid Waste. Please join me – call 311 or the Mayor 612-673-2100 & ask that the City empty this garbage at 3032 Minnehaha!
A beautiful, mosaic-ed, City-Owned garbage can in front of 3032 Minnehaha Ave, over-flowing with trash, that the city refuses to empty, while charging the water-bill customer a monthly fee for twice waste removal from the can.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yetit
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Are we each living in a personalized version of being ghosted by City services? My version involves not getting emergency alerts, trash collection, or BCR response. (Also didn't used to get emails from my kid's school. Now I get them twice.)
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We can't. We don't know how anymore.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What system is this that people get these alerts through? I am signed up for City of Minneapolis emergency text alerts, but I have only ever received one, for the Annunciation shooting (I was in Grand Marais) but I never receive them when there is an active shooter near me in Minneapolis.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ok State Fair wizards - what's a better way to get to a Grandstand show: 1. Park & Ride from somewhere in St Paul (probably near University and Lexington) OR 2. A Line from.... Highland Park?
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Update: Saw the moon. Now honk shooin.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What the heck, Moon? Who can stay up that late?
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