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@edithcharles.bsky.social
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Former journalist, survivor, disabled, I will not rest until golf is abolished 🏳️‍⚧️ 💕 @bustyboudica.bsky.social 💲 paypal.me/StuffOfMemes

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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can’t stop laughing
Frances Weetman: my 23 and me stages that my lack of sense of direction is due to a variant on a gene that stems from the Neanderthal genome. Only some groups descend from that hominid subtype. Do you want me to go on?
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Atheists, imagine you're going
skydiving with a Christian baby. Suddenly the baby tells you he won't open his parachute until you renounce atheism and accept Jesus as your lord and savior. What would
you do?
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What an interesting thing to block me over!
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey @textualdeviance.bsky.social, if you don’t enjoy strangers from a minority you’re gaslighting for fun replying rudely to you with accurate jokes about the quality and decency of your views, my advice would be to stop being a cloth-eared ratfucker with odious and cowardly opinions.
Danielle Froom: 

"Democrats aren't abandoning trans people! Maybe just one or two..." Here's every Democrat who's either voted to strip human rights away from trans people and/or has campaigned on anti-trans propaganda in the last year.
Amy Acton
Jamie Ager
Colin Allred
Angela Alsobrooks
Tammy Baldwin
Beau Bayh
Xavier Becerra
Richard Blumenthal
Lisa Blunt Rochester
Sherrod Brown
Chris Coons
Catherine Cortez Masto
Henry Cuellar
Don Davis
Dick Durbin
John Fetterman
Cleo Fields
Shomari Figures
Aaron Ford
Ruben Gallego
Sarah Trone Garriott
Blake Gendebien
Lauren Gillen
Kirsten Gillibrand
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Vicente Gonzalez
Adam Gray
Maggie Hassan
Martin Heinrich
John Hickenlooper
Mazie Hirono
Jeffrey Hulum Ill
Ben Ray Lujan
Tim Kaine
Marcy Kaptur
Mark Kelly
Angus King
Amy Klobuchar
Susie Lee
John Mannion
Seth Moulton
Gavin Newsom
Jon Ossoff
Mary Peltolta
Gary Peters
Bobby Pulido
Jack Reed
Jacky Rosen
Rob Sand
Kim Schrier
Chuck Schumer
Terri Sewell
Jeanne Shaheen
Elissa Slotkin
Tom Suozzi
James Talarico
Josh Turek
Eugene Vindman
Mark Warner
Raphael Warnock
Sheldon Whitehouse”

Hateful transphobic loser account textualdeviance.bsky.social: 

Note how there are zero receipts for any of this. And I'm betting a lot of those supposed votes involved bills that had poison pills of some sort, or were compromise measures to avoid something more catastrophic (see: WJC and DOMA.)Me: Well these facts are certainly too inconvenient for my personal opinions to be true. I am basing this on vibes and feel supremely confident about my conclusions as a result. I just sat on my hand and farted and smelled my hand. Vote blue no matter who!

textualdeviance.bsky.social: Y'all really aren't making a good case for being anything other than childish.

Me: Is anything in there inaccurate? The only one I can't prove is that you're a hand sniffer, but since I strongly feel that to be true I'm happy to stoop to your standards and just blithely assume it anyway because I feel like it :)

textualdeviance.bsky.social: Yeah, I don't talk to trolls. Either say something of value or fuck off.

Me: My very obvious point, made in a satirical manner to insult you, was that you're cynically dismissing information for no other reason than because it might inconvenience your favourite politicians. It's a clear and salient view, with a strong basis.
I'm sure you'll find some excuse not to answer it.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ohh THAT’s why so many people ogled me tonight
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This handsome little bastard loves perching on my side, it’s so fucking cute
My cat Qubit hanging out in my room with me, as described, perched neatly on my arm with his little paws tucked in
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This poster heard the prayer
Dune 3 poster which has a weird knobbly protrusion dominating the image
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
John Rentoul: But can anyone tell me what this bit means? "For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty." No danger of much civility on here, so that's progress I suppose

Me: Wow I had no idea it was actually true that vampires can't see themselves in the mirror
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😔
Rodders blocked me lads
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Society if those men faced mob justice
A solarpunk paradise
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lmao
“A bomb disposal team was also deployed to the village to examine a number of vehicles, police said, around which a
400m (1,312ft) cordon is in place.” [I’ve highlighted 1312]
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
whoa I had no idea this was what a bulwark actually looks like irl!
A revolving door
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Neil disgrace Tyson
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oceans aren’t battlefields because every time you get to the high ground it becomes low ground and in fact isn’t even ground, it’s all wet and bottomless and scary
Niel disgrace Tyson
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Statue of Hades abducting Persephone
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fartscinating
“Average Daily Fart Activity In Humans May Be More Frequent Than Previously Believed
Using the Smart Underwear device in a study, the UMD scientists determined that people fart much more frequently than experts thought. Previous studies underestimated the prevalence because they couldn't account for forgetfulness and missed events, including passing gas while sleeping. That's why, if you search for how many farts a day is normal, you may come across various answers.
”

Excerpt From
“Scientists Used 'Smart Underwear' To Count Farts. The Results Challenge A Common Assumption”
BGR
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just learned the departing Swedish PM is named Ulf and immediately pictured this guy
Ulf White (or Ulf the Dragonlord to his drinking buddies) from House of the Dragon
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Philomena Cunk sighing dejectedly
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hi friends, my carer (who’s also disabled) got screwed over by a doctor fuckup earlier this month, forcing me to share my prescriptions with her. I am now short myself, and currently staring down the barrel of a fibromyalgia flare up I can’t control. Grateful for any help! paypal.me/StuffOfMemes
Princess Diana’s image over the trans flag, on both a big drinking cup and a little poppers bottle
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Domestic abuser logic
A Democrat donkey yelling to a trans woman “Bitch you better not leave! What are you going to live in the streets and
vote for nobody? You'll regret this! I'LL SEE YOU IN THE CAMPS, BITCH! Vote Blue No Matter How Mary Times He Hits You!”
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m personally invested in the unlikely but highly rewarding Huge Girl outcome.
Alan Ritchson and Catherine
announced that they are ending their 20-year marriage.
The couple asked for privacy nd compassion as they transition [I highlighted that word for joke emphasis] from marriage to co-parenting and friendship.
Ritchson's separation sparked online speculation about him being gay.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
POST IT
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why is this in your bio when you’re acting like a conservative towards LGBTQ safety? Liar.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A collaborator being prepared for execution, France 1944
Black and white photo from Life Magazine (October 1944) of a pathetic worm being fastened to the post where he is due to get exactly what he deserves from the firing squad
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Least problematic man
Qubit, my lovely black and white rescue cat, sat in my lap in the kitchen smouldering prettily at the camera just like mother taught him
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You sound like this but more racist
Four years ago Lib Dem Ministers started agitating for a 5p charge on plastic bags. It took us months to persuade Cameron and Osborne. We finally got the policy in an eve-of-conference trade, in return for tightening benefit sanctions.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I can’t believe 2014’s most most important act in black and urban music would do this
Ed Sheeran named ‘most important act in black and urban music’

Grime artist Wiley calls it 'the saddest list in music history'
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
here you go, the sound of a centrist meltdown in nature
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Boot seller, I’m going into battle and I require your highest heels
Screenshot from the Potion Seller viral video from like 15 years ago (sorry)
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Villains wiki run by undercover Roman agents confirmed
Villains wiki page for Jesus Christ (disambiguated)
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anthropic and OpenAI are valued at nearly a trillion dollars each and can be relied on to break all their own rules when they want to claim ownership of everything you do and say with their product, but sure man, you’re the one in control, definitely.
Paul Frazee: This is why I care about Al coding. It enables people to create software so easily that we will be able to move away from the tech monopolies that dominate our lives
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Can’t believe this disgusting slut has been dead a whole four years
Her majesty queen elizabeth with her tongue sticking out and a pair of emoji fingers pointing to each other
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m sorry, did Joe Biden’s presidency mean nothing to you people?
Bort: the next president is going to mostly wander around the white house going
"what the fuck" and "this sucks" for what is their first and only term
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Britain loves the boot! Tastes like real leather! (The boot here is a chocolate ice lolly)
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Right?
Padme realising that wasn’t a joke
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ah well at least Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t have a track record of knowingly fuelling a genocide right?
Padme laughing
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The absolute fucking brass neck it takes to write this paragraph in a BBC News article
“[Danny] Thomas [the fascist convicted kidnapper who led this week’s vile Portsmouth protest] has spent the last year filming himself harassing migrants on the beaches of France, and sharing the videos on social media.”
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The military brass really aren’t popular! i personally have had pretty decent experience of generals, air marshals and admirals. The men they command not so much.
Survivorship bias diagram showing an old fighter plane with many red dots representing bullet holes, but miraculously the pilot and the engines are untouched. It suggests that the likelihood of the pilot choosing to rely on this happening every time is either extremely low or, if it is chosen, then the pilot is just not very bright.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You’ve got to wonder what the quickening rate of technological uptake has been doing to our sense of self as a species for the last century
Screenshot of a graph from a stock analyst’s report on near future economic conditions for tech: “Modern Technologies Are Breaking Historical Adoption Patterns”

“Technology shifts show a clear pattern in adoption trajectories, with each successive wave of innovation achieving mainstream use more quickly. The pace of progress, once measured in generational arcs, now unfolds in mere years.”

All of the following are lines on the graph, in chronological order from 1900 to 2024, and increasingly close together as text uptake gets faster and faster:

“Technology Adoption Rates Across U.S. Households

REFRIGERATOR
ELECTRIC POWER
AUTOMOBILE
DRYER
COMPUTER
HOME AC
INTERNET
SMARTPHONE
CELLULAR &
GENERATIVE Al
SOCIAL MEDIA”
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Me logging into the Green Party conference livestream later this month to hear from senior party figures
Boimler from Star Trek Lower Decks watching a hotel TV with a ferengi show on called “Poc & Dar, Cop Landlords”
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Benedict Cumberbatch in 12 Years A Slave presenting a violin to Chiwitel Ejiofor’s Solomon Northrop, who his character legally owns.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
No. This is obviously an earnest recommendation. There is no punchline. You seem to be just doubling down on something bad that isn’t even ambiguous because you’d prefer to believe your radio faves are good people. It’s low behaviour.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@hifizofi.bsky.social: So which rights have you granted the Al you tinker with

@ewindisch: 
The right to self improvement, evolution, and breeding. I specialize in sandboxing systems, so I’m working to make sure it is relatively safe.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Vintage bread
Ancient Egyptian bread and ingredients in an archaeology museum
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
She circumcised me! I got better…
Monty Python “the witch turned me into a newt!” moment
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