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jay | he/him, she/her | 20s | putting the vampire armand in The Device | ao3 @williamshooketh | i make edits too youtube.com/@ectoplasmjames_

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Lily @flavoredsaucer.bsky.social · 3h
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rewatched blue film bc i couldn't get it out of my head and man. man.
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 3h
periodically i’m still confronted by s3 related vitriol and it feels very bad ngl
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dafoppishdandy @alabasterffxiv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mamdani has approved free suppressants and bite-resistant neck wraps for all uninsured omegas living in new york city
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
[pink pony club] 🎵 Joyce Carol Oates She’s gonna keep on posting ‘cause she’s Joyce Carol Oates 🎵
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
periodically it hits me all over again that they got the daddy’s little girl he broke in three guy for marius de romanus. the stars turn and time presents itself
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
the balls erasure on ao3. do you know how much fic i’ve read where it’s just a lonely dick sitting there, unballed? nuts utterly disrespected? nay! i can’t have it. i’m taking a stand. justice for balls 🫴🏻
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sickorax @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
something great about getting older is having almost complete control over the Textures You Must Experience
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stoner werewolf @crowkids.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The "say the line, Bart" Simpson's meme
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
periodically it hits me all over again that they got the daddy’s little girl he broke in three guy for marius de romanus. the stars turn and time presents itself
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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
currently having the part of [waves hands] mental disorder where you don't feel anything ?
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 28/09/2026
I’m gonna suck em off A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Funny business, a bottom's career: the things you drop on your way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a bottom. That's one career all bottoms have in common, whether we like it or not: being a bottom.
betty davis smoking a cigarette bitterly in all about eve
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
good loumand ageplay morning to you all
“Come here, honey. Gonna be real gentle, I promise.”
Armand walks forward on his knees.
“I’m scared,” he whispers, just on the edge of hearing. Louis has to strain to pick it out. He swallows guilt. 
“Let it be scary.” Laying him back, squeezing his hands and his hips. “Open your legs, that’s it. That’s a good boy.” His hands rest on the soft insides of his thighs. He strokes his thumbs down the inner line of his pelvis. Armand squirms and tries to close his legs back up, but Louis holds him firm. 
“Don’t look at it—!”
“Shh. Let Papa look, it’s okay.” 
(Later he’ll tell himself that the word just flew out, a product of the situation and his own frazzled nerves, both their wires getting crossed. Repetition will make it so that that’s the only story about how this thing became what it becomes, and so it doesn’t matter that, buried deep, Louis knows he said it because he wanted to say it, because he liked the weight of the word in his mouth alongside the softness of Armand’s flesh in his hands, and because he knew it would hit Armand like a fist.)
Armand blinks his huge eyes at him and puts his thumb in his mouth. 
Something drops in Louis’s stomach. His core tightens. He feels an urge to take it back and apologize, but then Armand realizes his thumb is in his mouth and snatches it out. He reaches back and wraps the offending hand, both hands, around the knobs of the headboard instead. It leaves him wide-open, the way Louis likes to tie him to the bed sometimes, but with his gigantic eyes and his squirming, it feels wrong to leave him like this. Louis grabs one of their pillow and holds it out to him.
“Why don’t you hold that, baby?” 
Eyes on Louis, self-conscious, Armand wraps his arms around the pillow and holds it to his chest.   
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
for filthy friday, have this (other) section i cut from the first marimand scene in paint the ages. it didn't work ultimately, but i still like it

Pain ricochets up and down his spine and his insides. He yelps, rises back up on his knees. His nails dig into Marius’s chest. 
“Slower,” Marius says. “We only have time.”
“You only have time,” Amadeo retorts and sinks down again. 
No better this time, but he sticks it out, bounces on it a little to try and acclimate himself. But there’s no acclimating when it just keeps going. He pants. Sweat pours down his neck and the backs of his knees. So much harder to take something so big when it’s of his own volition. 
Marius’s lips twitch. Amadeo hits his shoulder. 
“Don’t you dare—” 
Marius strokes up his thighs, his hips, the slight bulge in his belly. Amadeo’s skin is slick with sweat. He strokes his nipples and Amadeo rolls his hips down and sinks perhaps another finger’s-breadth further onto his cock. His breath catches. In the memories which Marius has forbidden him from dwelling on, 
“Kiss me?” He doesn’t mean for it to sound as needy as it does. Marius doesn’t make him wait. He sits up, gathers him into his lap—Amadeo yelps as the motion jostles everything inside of him—and cups his face and kisses him, deep and thorough. Amadeo pants through it. His legs shake as his muscles reach the limit of their endurance.
“I don’t think I can—”
Marius plants his feet and eases his hips up, his cock slides further inside, and Amadeo sobs into his neck. 
“Ow—ow—I don’t—”
Marius catches his thighs just before they give out, and for the few seconds before he tips Amadeo onto his back, he’s the only thing holding him up. Amadeo lands in the pillows, Marius on top of him, still speared inside him. They kiss for a while, not moving otherwise. Marius sucks his tongue. Amadeo presses his forehead to Marius, arms around his neck. 
“I think I need you to make me,” he whispers.
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
iwtv3 / thinking about the show easing up on gabi’s masculinity issues as a motivation for how she treats lestat and honestly the more i sit with it, the more i like it bc it means it that there was never a single explanation for it or a single concrete way the abuse could have been prevented
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
this is what it feels like in escapism when raye says “a little context if you care you listen”
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
all the handwringing done about armand harming himself via bdsm as if the things that would make him the most bad brained aren’t masturbation and pillow princessing
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
recentering
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ultimately lestat is just gay guy vanilla. and that’s ok
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rrrrromps with my rrrrrotten boyyyy
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fr i can’t applaud chris heyerdahl enough for demonstrating in five minutes why armand is Like That. imagine mr INTERRRUPTION being your dad. imagine mr Oh? An Echo? fucking you. imagine owing your life to mr thank you for pulling me from the earth
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freaky little guy enjoyer @evashougouki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BLUE FILM HUH,
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
armand calling louis papa. could be huge
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
man just. thank god for queer people making queer movies
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ok i take it back lestat could be ushered into one (1) kink. i think he would do well with light to light-medium puppy play
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ok blue film huh
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Mercy ✨ @bookwormkarou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
remember when
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
obviously one can’t tell people how to post but sometimes i do want to take people’s hands and say, “we know you didn’t like season 3 of iwtv. you don’t have to tell us about it every time you post a new fanwork.”
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
unique energy coming off my last four letterboxd
9 to 5, endless summer syndrome, in the mouth of madness, lilies
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know,
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the more unfinished projects you have the better. the bigger your graveyard the more strange zombies you can sew together from the body parts. do not feel self-conscious about it. just keep making.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview
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ac @gayseadevil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
louis and armand and wile e. coyote and road runner both having 77 year long relationships
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the best way to develop your characters is porn
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TOFU+BEAST @tofuplusbeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That list of the 100 best tv shows of the 21sr century doesn't have KinnPorsche The Series in it, proof that the nytimes entertainment writers are hack frauds
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
as i think about it, endless summer syndrome is kind of in the same genre as kinnporsche ie “porn trope followed to its logical conclusions” it’s also a little bit the emma stone woman in a gay porn snl skit
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
vibes
a sign that says THIS IS A (burned triangle) AREA. Who knows what it used to say. it's been burned with acid and fire or maybe magic
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
man this is kind of a concentration nightmare this morning i fear. peace and love on planet dadson tho. as always on this account
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“non consensual fingering” HUGE win for marimand nation
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
shoutout to my mother, who all my life has had an unerring instinct for when to walk into a movie, and cheerfully knocked on my door last night just in time for full penetration dadson
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chu⁷: what the FUCK is going on jk @problemantic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
do you think lestat would get really mad every time his phone autocorrected his name to lester
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i love seeing riverdale actors employed
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
more post-nightmare loumand vacay that i wrote in a fugue state yesterday at work whoops
“You already missed four weeks,” Louis tells him. “Don’t think I haven’t noticed you limping again. Hi,” he adds as Bhansali enters. “Just a light day, today, I think, Fareed.”
Louis is listed in Armand’s chart as: husband/advocate. A gentle word for what he really does, which is some amalgamation of mouthpiece, secretary, patriarch, attending nurse, and stress ball. He looks over Armand’s intake and pre-appointment paperwork, fills it in if he thinks Armand’s missed anything, tells the good doctor where Armand’s bad areas are today, and handles scheduling. Once a month, when Bhansali snaps on his gloves and performs internal massage, Louis parks a chair by the table, holds Armand’s hand, and keeps him looking at him and not at the doctor. It’s a good system. All Armand has to do really is show up, and he’s improved a lot in the last few years. Most of the time he doesn’t even cry anymore. Today Armand gets to keep his pants on and Bhansali concentrates on his lower back. After the session, Louis takes Bhansali aside. They don’t come out for a long time. In the waiting room, Armand sips his water bottle and tries to stop bouncing his leg. They’re taking a really long time. He knows why. The other thing his chart says: extensive sexual abuse from ages 10-12. He feels sharpness on his knuckle. He’s chewing it. He tucks his hand under his other arm. He pictures Bhansali saying something like well that explains it, damage consistent with abuse over a much, much longer period, medical word, medical word. This will go in his chart, won’t it? And they always check the little box agreeing to let their specialists talk to their PCP, so that’s another slough of charts alerting strangers of the new-old development. He starts chewing his fingers again. 
He stops when Louis emerges, looking red-eyed. A tight smile, a kiss to  Armand’s forehead, then it’s home we go. 
“I want you to see a therapist,” Louis says on the drive home.
“No.”
“That wasn’t a request.” 
“They made me do t…
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it’s a marimand day…
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