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@ectoplasmjames.bsky.social
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jay | he/him, she/her | 20s | putting the vampire armand in The Device | ao3 @williamshooketh | i make edits too youtube.com/@ectoplasmjames_

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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 4m
lowkey i’m in the middle of a kind of non hormonal transition rn. i don’t know what im transitioning from or into but im going to be sooooo hot in a few months
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 11m
the most gender affirming sex of lestat’s life would be daniel btw bc he hates lestat enough that it turns into misogyny
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 16m
marimand bastinado
werewolf ripping shirt
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freaky little guy enjoyer @evashougouki.bsky.social · 31m
Let's make marimand sunday a thing. On this holiest of days i ask, who up maring their mand? (cw uhhhh rancid)
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 48m
bringing this one back bc i'm v proud of it
youtu.be
Love in the Air | BED CHEM
YouTube video by ectoplasmjames _
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aquila 🍉 most normal frankenstein enjoyer @belllmonts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"dracula is actually about repression" "dracula is actually about bloodsucking landlords" "dracula is actually about assault" "dracula is actually about xenophobia" "dracula is actually about bram stoker being closeted" dracula is about all of those things welcome to the gothic genre
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 17h
connor storrie i am In you
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tei @bloodripelives.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 21h
look louis spent 70 years with a guy whose favourite kind of sex is "rub my trauma until I come" you know that the first time he really truly tries to have nice loving sex with lestat. he is saying some RANCID mommy shit. HE'S TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE OKAY
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 21h
i Love thinking about the sexual disaster that louis and lestat are merrily careening towards
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i still haven't seen the tv glow bc i'm scared, but comparing miasma to world's fair is like the two far ends of the spectrum of fandom cultural detritus
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
teenage sex and death at camp miasma....... smiling through it all can't believe this is my life
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i loved those much i wanted to eat them
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THANK GOD IT FINALLY WORKED
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
one day we’ll get an instrumental of this song that will kill us all
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bing bong
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Climax Soundtrack - "Dickmatized" - Kiddy Smile
YouTube video by Milan Records USA
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
maybe the most brain scratching song in existence
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one day when i stop feeling pissy about onlyfriends i’ll do an edit with dickmatized
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
honestly that arguably makes it weirder god bless
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OH,
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's the 260 year anniversary of the time angry rioters filled the streets with cheese wheels
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Karlito P @litop12.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Oh Lil Nas X 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i’m a parody of myself i fear
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just remembered that my first ever sexual daydream was about getting a blowjob from another guy. somehow this did not register as a warning shot at the time
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
holy shit
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s frICKIN BATS
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Lily @flavoredsaucer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a movie about the horror of nothing having happened
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
rewatched blue film bc i couldn't get it out of my head and man. man.
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
periodically i’m still confronted by s3 related vitriol and it feels very bad ngl
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dafoppishdandy @alabasterffxiv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mamdani has approved free suppressants and bite-resistant neck wraps for all uninsured omegas living in new york city
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
[pink pony club] 🎵 Joyce Carol Oates She’s gonna keep on posting ‘cause she’s Joyce Carol Oates 🎵
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YIPPEE
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
periodically it hits me all over again that they got the daddy’s little girl he broke in three guy for marius de romanus. the stars turn and time presents itself
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
the balls erasure on ao3. do you know how much fic i’ve read where it’s just a lonely dick sitting there, unballed? nuts utterly disrespected? nay! i can’t have it. i’m taking a stand. justice for balls 🫴🏻
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sickorax @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
something great about getting older is having almost complete control over the Textures You Must Experience
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stoner werewolf @crowkids.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The "say the line, Bart" Simpson's meme
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
periodically it hits me all over again that they got the daddy’s little girl he broke in three guy for marius de romanus. the stars turn and time presents itself
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it has been brought to my attention that this may be brain fog ?
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
currently having the part of [waves hands] mental disorder where you don't feel anything ?
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 28/09/2026
I’m gonna suck em off A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YEAH terrible news lestat you are the therapy pet a little bit now
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
he’s not allowed to be in the room anymore bc he fainted last time
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Funny business, a bottom's career: the things you drop on your way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a bottom. That's one career all bottoms have in common, whether we like it or not: being a bottom.
betty davis smoking a cigarette bitterly in all about eve
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
good loumand ageplay morning to you all
“Come here, honey. Gonna be real gentle, I promise.”
Armand walks forward on his knees.
“I’m scared,” he whispers, just on the edge of hearing. Louis has to strain to pick it out. He swallows guilt. 
“Let it be scary.” Laying him back, squeezing his hands and his hips. “Open your legs, that’s it. That’s a good boy.” His hands rest on the soft insides of his thighs. He strokes his thumbs down the inner line of his pelvis. Armand squirms and tries to close his legs back up, but Louis holds him firm. 
“Don’t look at it—!”
“Shh. Let Papa look, it’s okay.” 
(Later he’ll tell himself that the word just flew out, a product of the situation and his own frazzled nerves, both their wires getting crossed. Repetition will make it so that that’s the only story about how this thing became what it becomes, and so it doesn’t matter that, buried deep, Louis knows he said it because he wanted to say it, because he liked the weight of the word in his mouth alongside the softness of Armand’s flesh in his hands, and because he knew it would hit Armand like a fist.)
Armand blinks his huge eyes at him and puts his thumb in his mouth. 
Something drops in Louis’s stomach. His core tightens. He feels an urge to take it back and apologize, but then Armand realizes his thumb is in his mouth and snatches it out. He reaches back and wraps the offending hand, both hands, around the knobs of the headboard instead. It leaves him wide-open, the way Louis likes to tie him to the bed sometimes, but with his gigantic eyes and his squirming, it feels wrong to leave him like this. Louis grabs one of their pillow and holds it out to him.
“Why don’t you hold that, baby?” 
Eyes on Louis, self-conscious, Armand wraps his arms around the pillow and holds it to his chest.   
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
for filthy friday, have this (other) section i cut from the first marimand scene in paint the ages. it didn't work ultimately, but i still like it

Pain ricochets up and down his spine and his insides. He yelps, rises back up on his knees. His nails dig into Marius’s chest. 
“Slower,” Marius says. “We only have time.”
“You only have time,” Amadeo retorts and sinks down again. 
No better this time, but he sticks it out, bounces on it a little to try and acclimate himself. But there’s no acclimating when it just keeps going. He pants. Sweat pours down his neck and the backs of his knees. So much harder to take something so big when it’s of his own volition. 
Marius’s lips twitch. Amadeo hits his shoulder. 
“Don’t you dare—” 
Marius strokes up his thighs, his hips, the slight bulge in his belly. Amadeo’s skin is slick with sweat. He strokes his nipples and Amadeo rolls his hips down and sinks perhaps another finger’s-breadth further onto his cock. His breath catches. In the memories which Marius has forbidden him from dwelling on, 
“Kiss me?” He doesn’t mean for it to sound as needy as it does. Marius doesn’t make him wait. He sits up, gathers him into his lap—Amadeo yelps as the motion jostles everything inside of him—and cups his face and kisses him, deep and thorough. Amadeo pants through it. His legs shake as his muscles reach the limit of their endurance.
“I don’t think I can—”
Marius plants his feet and eases his hips up, his cock slides further inside, and Amadeo sobs into his neck. 
“Ow—ow—I don’t—”
Marius catches his thighs just before they give out, and for the few seconds before he tips Amadeo onto his back, he’s the only thing holding him up. Amadeo lands in the pillows, Marius on top of him, still speared inside him. They kiss for a while, not moving otherwise. Marius sucks his tongue. Amadeo presses his forehead to Marius, arms around his neck. 
“I think I need you to make me,” he whispers.
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
iwtv3 / thinking about the show easing up on gabi’s masculinity issues as a motivation for how she treats lestat and honestly the more i sit with it, the more i like it bc it means it that there was never a single explanation for it or a single concrete way the abuse could have been prevented
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
this is what it feels like in escapism when raye says “a little context if you care you listen”
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hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞 @ectoplasmjames.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
all the handwringing done about armand harming himself via bdsm as if the things that would make him the most bad brained aren’t masturbation and pillow princessing
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