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Houston sports enthusiast/ Biochemist/ photographer/ badass M.C, KG and the power of 3 reference on the last one.

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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 3h
Apropos of nothing, back in July, I was in an elevator with Jose Altuve. This man, who has played in more postseason games than 18 major league franchises, was wearing a “Tuve all day” baseball cap and was two inches shorter than me. It’s honestly wild to wrap your brain around.
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Astros’ icon will pass entire Mets franchise on wild postseason list
The beloved Houston figure will make postseason history in his next game against the Chicago White Sox.
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Matt Lanza @mattlanza.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Lolololol
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Telemundo anchor in Spanish: “finally, facing a deafening booing, the president of the United States appears…” 🤣
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I just yell offsides every time the team I don’t like scores and I’m right often enough that I’ve convinced at least three men I know ball
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"WHOEVER CHOOSES TO BE MEXICAN CAN PLAY FOR MEXICO" 🇲🇽 Diego Luna speaks beautifully about the joy Julian Quiñones' brings to El Tri 🏆
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 14/06/2026
Now they're fighting... the Weather Channel
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This event is about celebrating America’s unmatched greatness after 250 years — which apparently doesn’t sit well with the friendless loser who wrote this bullshit clickbait headline.

Rain or shine, we’re celebrating our great country no matter what. GOD BLESS AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South Lawn, with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal D.C. humidity is driving a triple-digit heat
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Capitán Swing @capitanswing.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
World Cup 2026
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Nolan Hicks @ndhapple.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
you’ve got it sir, such FAKE NEWS,
A slightly modified version of the Presidents tweet to fit The Twins very FAKE win against The Mets last night
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
People forget that Amazon Prime has broadcast some of the greatest moments in NBA history.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
MY pope leo ain't weak on crime
a photo of leonardo the teenage mutant ninja turtle
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iPacers.com - Derek Kramer @ipacers.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
TRUMP: "I'm gonna fuckin' blow up all the fuckers! I wanna use all the bombs before I die! Helter skelter! Helter skelter! Race war! Race war! Fuck Easter and fuck you, too!" NEWS: "Trump promises to strengthen military in early morning Easter greeting."
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Matt Lanza @mattlanza.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This is the last thing I want to deal with. Houston deserves better.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
could this guy BE any taller
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Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Funniest possible outcome is incoming.
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Christopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Team USA: American players Team Canada: Some American players Team Italy: American players who fuckin love A Bronx Tale
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
🇮🇹🤌🏼
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
He was like, "I allow bombs and, with my last name? I need to get out of the US before a terrible bit of miscommunication happens"
Julio Teherán officially announced that he is retiring from baseball.
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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
BARTIROMO: You said blow them? GRAMAM: Blow them so f’ing hard. BARTIROMO: Meaning what? GRAHAM: We’re going to suck their dicks, Maria. BARTIROMO: … GRAHAM: … BARTIROMO: We’ll be back after these messages.
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SKULLVOLVER 🩻🩸 @skullvolver.rip · 06/03/2026
watching nintendo sue the US government
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 04/03/2026
woke up and it’s 1958
cuba vs. reds today (pitchers are both tbd)
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 04/03/2026
Watching the Texas results like
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
So we just live in a Black Mirror episode now huh
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
> @keithedwards.bsky.social
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Matt Lanza @mattlanza.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
You gotta hand it to him!
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Ben DuBose @bendubose.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Gotta admit, watching hockey feels a lot like doing cocaine after drinking a dozen beers.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
every time one of these freaks yells about wEsTeRn CiViLiZaTiOn one of my eggs shrivels up and dies
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Mar-rick @marrickg.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Apparently people aren't excited about spending $56,000 per ticket to attend a World Cup game. Hmmm, what else could be contributing to a lack of hype?
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
what conservatives angry about Bad Bunny look like
John Malkovich holding a gun to a bunny
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 02/02/2026
PUERTO RICO IS AMERICA If an anonymous NFL player is too dumb to know that the New York Times should at least be smart enough to not amplify it.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 30/01/2026
❤️
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Sir, Woj has "gone woke."
Woj posting: Standing up to fascism
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Skeets McGee @emmreef.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Leslie @lesliemullin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Dang KPRC isn’t holding back on its ICE coverage
A headline reading Pigs Tear Up Neighborhood with wild hogs
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Sven Chorchensen @chorchcushing.eurosky.social · 09/01/2026
A este paso, el Mundial de fútbol de este año va a ser un remedo de los JJOO de 1936.
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Matt Lanza @mattlanza.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Are we like 15 seconds to midnight yet? Cause I just gotta say…
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The White House posting like an NFL wide receiver during contentious contract negotiations
White House posting: I was the hunted. Now I’m the hunter.
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Derek Bodner @derekbodner.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Sixers vs Knicks box at the half.
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Ben DuBose @bendubose.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Houston winter weather in a single image
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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Not the same, but very similar
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 12/12/2025
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 14/11/2025
From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I’m hearing Chuck Schumer traded Luka
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Daniel Thompson @dr-thompson.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
We really don't deserve dogs 🥰🥰🥰
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The Swing, by Jean-Honoré Fragonard, 1767 (flipped), 📸 by Trevor Patin
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Houston, Texas ICE GOONS hospitalized a 16-year-old U.S. citizen on his way to school. The teen, a star football and soccer player, was violently detained alongside his father. Despite his cries for help, “I’m underage!” the agents tackled him, resulting in severe neck and back injuries.
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