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We ain't gonna make it

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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 3h
It's a great read. Sweepin and panoramic, while also being compelling at the character level.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 4h
Here's a Marx Brother #ANightattheOpera The first film of The Marx Brothers that doesn't have Zeppo. When producer Thalberg learned that the fourth Brother would not be joining, he asked the troupe to take a pay cut. Groucho responded "Without Zeppo we're worth twice as much."
Scene from A Night at the Opera more than dozen people crammed into a small room.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 7h
I was mislead. The Chicken Cordon Bleu hardly had any blue in it at all.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 10h
Time is a Dad circle.
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"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 12h
When I lose it, there will be signs...
Man arrested in Yellowstone chasing tourists in a bison costume
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 11h
#FreeTheNipple
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 12h
It is what it is. Well, in my new book, I presuppose, what if it isn't.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here's a Marx Brother #HorseFeathers 4th Film. According to Groucho, when Thelma Todd fell out of the boat, he kept rowing not knowing she couldn't swim. Crew members saved her As was typical of movies made during 1930s all the singing was done live in the soundstages instead of being prerecorded
Groucho and Thelma Todd in the boat scene in Horsefeathers
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I congratulated myself with a big chocolate chip cookie.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a trick because the best thing to do in any situation is eat a big chocolate chip cookie!
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
More accurate than he knew: at his absolute best, he adds zero value, and every three seconds he's an asshole.
Headline: Senate Republican on Trump posting Cotton’s number: ‘From zero to a–hole in about 3 seconds
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That explains a lot.
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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Genie: And your 3rd wish? Me: I wish for everyone in the Epstein files to face justice. Genie: Oh, no, we can’t do that. Lord no. Think of the resulting defamation lawsuits from the global elites.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today's tip: Just stop.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I asked ChatGPT if my penis was small. It said, you lucky bastard, I don't even have genitals.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's me isn't it. I'm everyone.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think everyone’s missed the oint
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The crude prude was rude to the nude dude.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Your Dog Has Seen Me Naked -A Pet Sitter Memoir
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here's a Marx Brother #MonkeyBusiness 3rd feature, first not adapted from stage. Dad Sam Marx has a cameo. The Brothers, concealed in barrels, harmonize 'Sweet Adeline'. It is debated whether Harpo's voice was used. There is a rumor he was the puppet master's voice in the Punch and Judy show.
Poster for Monkey Business featuring "The Four Marx Brothers"
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I see many bibs in your future
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's also foodomancy, in which divination is performed using the food I spill down my shirt at any given meal.
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 02/10/2026
what about a shirt that says: "I got laid! ...off in 2025"
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 02/10/2026
hi, friends. tomorrow makes 20 months since I was laid off, and I'm still unable to find full-time work. if you or your employer are looking for a software QA engineer, please let me know. money is still very tight. if you'd like to help & can spare it, I am infinitefinite on venmo, paypal & cashapp
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There were naps, and I took them.
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Finch in Al-boo!-querque 👻 @finchinabq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Julie Pretend for me That I'm someone in your life Julie Remember me All the days of your life Julie I'm lost over you Passion always ends this way End this way
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got one too! I feel sexy and special.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I refer to a ball game, that's baseball. Other sports are played with balls, but I don't call them ball games.
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Abolish ICE! aftiej 🗽 @aftiej.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pete Hegseth only has sex with the most hard-bodied, hairless masculine soldiers. No fatties.
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nothing that hasn’t been said before, but being afraid to debate your opponent does not indicate strength. Also, I think Paxton might live in the sewer like IT.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow. Maybe I'll use my windfall to fill up the tank.
Headline: Trump says US to send one-time $90 payment to 20 million seniors enrolled in Medicated
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Current status: I can only do things that don't involve my brain
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If this skeet gets one like, I’ll post my ass
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Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine being a legendary creature of the dark, but your entire existence can be completely derailed by a seasoned piece of garlic bread.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here's a Marx Brother #DailyMarxBrother #AnimalCrackers 2nd released Marx Brothers feature. This film is adapted from a stage play. While filming The Cocoanuts (1929), the brothers would shoot the film in the mornings and act in the Animal Crackers stage play in the evenings.
Chico Groucho Harpo and Zeppo in poster for Animal Crackers
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know that guy who reminds you to record the meeting then curses frequently during the meeting that's being recorded? It's me, I'm that guy.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here's a Marx Brother #DailyMarxBrother #Cocoanuts Their 1st feature, Cocoanuts was made in the early days of Talkies. Filmed early in the day because the soundstage wasn't soundproof, paper was soaked to avoid crinkle noises. They hated it & didn't want it released, but it did well financially.
Poster for the Marx Brothers first released feature, The Cocoanuts
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ouch!
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why is it always "Rock Bottom"? Why not dirt bottom. Or cotton bottom. Or piles of cash bottom.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Fix"
Headline: Trump team scrambles to fix government AI chatbot after it rejected some of his favorite conspiracies
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm hinged, but my hinge is quite rusted
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here's a Marx Brother #DailyMarxBrother #DuckSoup "Duck soup" was American slang at that time; it meant something easy to do. Benito Mussolini banned the film from Italy because he thought it was a direct attack on him. When news of this reached The Marx Brothers, they were reportedly ecstatic.
Promotion shot for film Duck Soup. Chico, Zeppo, Groucho, Harpo
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I quite enjoyed season 1 and 2
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I made it 20 minutes into S4 E8 of Ted Lasso and called it. That's it. Whatever pleasure and quality there was in the show has been completely drained away. Bye Ted.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here's a Marx Brother #DailyMarxBrother #Chico In 1913, Chico spent time out of the act recovering from an operation. Groucho mentioned later that Chico had been shot by the father of a woman he seduced, and author Robert Bader suggests that the time off was to recover from a bullet wound.
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Alex Jennings @alexjennings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We progressives and the left need to be more discerning about what the fuck we're actually willing to debate. A lot of these debates and questions are presented in bad faith and engagement just wastes time and energy. I'm not going to debate whether rape or genocide are "that bad." Fuck you.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'll be using my fire engine red Crayola to sign this document.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
can't rn, ruminating
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