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We ain't gonna make it

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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 10h
Why is it always "Rock Bottom"? Why not dirt bottom. Or cotton bottom. Or piles of cash bottom.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 11h
"Fix"
Headline: Trump team scrambles to fix government AI chatbot after it rejected some of his favorite conspiracies
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 14h
Here's a Marx Brother #DailyMarxBrother #DuckSoup "Duck soup" was American slang at that time; it meant something easy to do. Benito Mussolini banned the film from Italy because he thought it was a direct attack on him. When news of this reached The Marx Brothers, they were reportedly ecstatic.
Promotion shot for film Duck Soup. Chico, Zeppo, Groucho, Harpo
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I made it 20 minutes into S4 E8 of Ted Lasso and called it. That's it. Whatever pleasure and quality there was in the show has been completely drained away. Bye Ted.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here's a Marx Brother #DailyMarxBrother #Chico In 1913, Chico spent time out of the act recovering from an operation. Groucho mentioned later that Chico had been shot by the father of a woman he seduced, and author Robert Bader suggests that the time off was to recover from a bullet wound.
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Alex Jennings @alexjennings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We progressives and the left need to be more discerning about what the fuck we're actually willing to debate. A lot of these debates and questions are presented in bad faith and engagement just wastes time and energy. I'm not going to debate whether rape or genocide are "that bad." Fuck you.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
can't rn, ruminating
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
can't rn, cavorting
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every other election race is "the most expensive in history". One, we are all exhausted by the ads. Two, maybe we can find better things to do with all that money.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why do we have 2 common words for this season (autumn, fall) and only 1 common word for winter, Spring, summer?
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here's a Marx Brother #DailyMarxBrother #Harpo George Bernard Shaw and his wife were vacationing at a seaside resort when someone told them that Harpo Marx was nude-sunbathing, down on the beach. Shaw and his wife went to the beach and surprised Marx in the act. This began their long friendship.
Harpo Marx
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got a flu shot and covid booster and then took a nap
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This land is your land This land is my land. This land is not his land to give away for profit.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like my women like I like my oranges, easy to peel.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In my casket, I don't want my hands folded on my chest. I want them in my pants, as they were in life.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here's a Marx Brother #DailyMarxBrother #FiveBrothers
Top to bottom 
Groucho
Zeppo
Harpo 
Chico
Gummo
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Microdosing orgasms by scrolling your timeline.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's a Marx Brother #DailyMarxBrother #Groucho After a particularly dispiriting singing performance, Julius (Groucho), Milton, & Arthur began making jokes onstage. The audience liked them better as comedians than as singers. They modified the skit "School Days" and renamed it "Fun In Hi Skule"
Groucho Marx
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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So, what I’m inferring by Tommy Tuberville’s furry ‘concern’ is that he fantasizes about getting fucked by team mascots.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here's a Marx Brother #DailyMarxBrother #Chico He played piano to earn for the family. Chico even worked in 2 places at once. He would get a job playing piano, then sub Harpo on one of the jobs. During boyhood, Chico & Harpo looked so alike that they were often mistaken for each other.
Chico Marx
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's a Marx Brother #DailyMarxBrother #Harpo Groucho wrote that Harpo simply was not very good at memorizing dialogue. It has also been said that Harpo reinvented himself as a mute clown by 1915 due to his nerves around speaking on stage; He did however sometimes speak in live performances.
Harpo Marx
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me with my Bluesky mutuals
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Dog Between The Sheep Black Dog
ALT: Dog Between The Sheep Black Dog
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The economy is great, unless... You're unemployed You're underemployed You need fuel You need food You need to see a doctor You have loans You grow food You're a human being
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We need a movement to bring back the Slide Rule.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here's a Marx Brother #DailyMarxBrother #Chico The eldest of the brothers. In his mid-teens, with pressure from his parents to stop gambling, he left home, supporting himself by playing piano in nickelodeons and whorehouses
Chico Marx
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'd like to speak to you about my Lord and Savior AI Crypto Fantasy Football Christ.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here's a Marx Brother #DailyMarxBrother #Groucho The middle of the 5 brothers. Started as a singing performer. In 1909, Groucho (age 18) and his brothers had become a group act, at first called The Three Nightingales and later The Four Nightingales
Groucho Marx looking with side eye derision.
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Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have a “thank bank” on my phone that’s just photos of kind things people have said to me that I’m thankful for.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Here's a Marx Brother #DailyMarxBrother #Zeppo The youngest of the 5 brothers, he was forced into the vaudeville act when Gummo joined the army, acted in several movies, then went on to careers as an engineer and a theatrical agent.
Zeppo Marx (Herbert)
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just remember: no one would talk about Pisa if they hadn't fucked up the tower.
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Someone needs to invent concert ear plugs that filter out drunk lady. And a deluxe model that also includes frat boys.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The opposing coach at soccer this afternoon kept yelling at his team, "These guys are hungry, don't let them eat!" and I got ejected from the game for yelling back, "These kids are 10, childhood hunger is not a joke!"
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Worst travelers? Business Exuberant vacationers Families All
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here's a Marx Brother #DailyMarxBrother #Gummo He was part of the family vaudeville act as a singer and dancer, but didn't want that career. He joined the army, then became a successful business man and theatrical agent.
Gummo Marx (Milton) in his army uniform
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Will I understand Resident Evil if I didn't see Med School Evil?
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Here's a Marx Brother #DailyMarxBrother #Chico Pronounced Chick-oh
Chico Marx playing piano
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You can tell that an author has never lived in Minnesota by how they describe winter scenes.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here's a Marx Brother #dailyMarxBrother #Harpo
Harpo Marx with his harp
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Any ideas on how he can make up for this lost income? Anyone? Bueller?
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NFL, the F is for Fascist.
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rolling around like a ball, growing in size as objects stick to my body could fix me
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Here's a Marx Brother #DailyMarxBrother #Chico
Chico Marx pointing
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rum based
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is nothing, nothing I say, that Drumpf can't bankrupt.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What did he fuck and when did he fuck it?
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thing I said out loud in a meeting today: Ambiguity is my sweet spot, baby.
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Here's a Marx Brother #DailyMarxBrother #Groucho
Groucho Marx
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If it weren't for alcohol and gambling, would sports even exist?
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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Monday Marx Brother #dailyMarxBrother #Karl
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Animated Karl Marx Portrait
ALT: Animated Karl Marx Portrait
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Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
youtube always corrects to “you rube” and I want apple to say it to my face next time
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