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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 19/06/2026
Both sets of dialog data are the results of source work by me, this is just currently not noted anywhere for the more detailed dataset because i forgot to ever confirm that on the record. I just wanted this to be clear because some people appear to be confused.
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 23/06/2026
some background on the dialog leak, uuh sorry i mean, international hacker conspiracy or whatever dialogs lawyers are calling it again
section from the quoted article: The exposure first came to light after maia arson crimew—a Swiss journalist and cybersecurity researcher who was indicted in the US in 2021 on hacking-related charges but has not been convicted of any crimes—received tips from two sources, she says. One had been reviewing US Department of Justice records related to Jeffrey Epstein when they noticed Dialog’s name on an invitation sent to a third party in 2012, which had been forwarded to the infamous sex offender, and grew curious about the secretive group. A second source later pointed crimew to the retreat app.
crimew says she neither exploited a software flaw nor bypassed any security measures to access the Dialog data, and viewed the same records that were available to every visitor’s browser.
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The Needle @theneedlenews.com · 12/03/2026
Our recent article by @artemis.theneedlenews.com | Anti-trans hate groups petitioning FDA for registry of trans women, crackdown on transition, newly revealed document shows Go to theneedle.news/nqg_h7xtP to read the article!
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Anti-trans hate groups petitioning FDA for registry of trans women, crackdown on transition, newly revealed document shows
In the short term, this is not as dangerous as an outright ban on estrogen. If implemented and then combined with other methods of suppressing trans people, it might be far more destructive in the long...
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Elsie @meelsie143.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
idk man
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 12/03/2026
Brazil's new elected Head of the Women's Commission is a trans woman despite the extreme hardships trans women in brazil face while the US has an attempt to petition the FDA to put all trans women on a registry via estrogen bans. only latin america carries the spirit of the republic
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Mia Mulder @miamulder.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Hello Americans who live in my phone, I have finally gone to CostCo and tried a signature Kirkland Hot Dog and I've finally converted, all glory to that one guy refusing to increase the hot dog price
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Emily Hamilton @emilymcminn-ms.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)
screen grab of Sun Sport artilce about IOC ban for trans women including a picture of Cisgender Boxer Imame Khelife
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 04/10/2025
Attn Black people, stop scrolling. This is not a drill: Chicago
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 21/06/2025
it is killing me that zohran looks like he is advocating for like bog standard social democratic municipal policy with a hint at more market-focus YIMBYism (i guess "abundance for the 99%") and the entire us political establishment is treating him like mao zedong on a long march through manhattan
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
tip: you can tell if it's modern gundam or old school gundam by looking at the waist. the waists have gotten sluttier and sluttier on those gundams over time. trust me. you will Know when you see it.
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Just a eepy lil guy
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/04/2025
the most insane part of the world we live in right now is when gay marriage was legalized in 2015, it felt like that was the killshot into the heritage foundations entire functionality, but now they are running the national policy agenda in a way i’ve never seen in 2025
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 08/04/2025
1. Trump has announced that transgender people are an "improper ideology," and has demanded that the Women's History Museum remove them or lose funding. It is the latest in a government campaign to erase transgender people. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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“Improper Ideology”—Trump Demands Women’s History Museum Remove Trans People or Lose Funding
The American Women’s History Museum must remove trans people from its exhibits and programming, or lose its federal funding, Trump says.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 07/04/2025
Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American
Dow jones down 1900 for yearS&P down 840 this month. Now 875 since I took screenshot one minute ago
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Hey, I wonder if there's any economic news today. I'll check out the website of America's biggest news network--Fox! Phew. Nothing's up! Biggest news in US today is a very nice Christian woman was slapped for no reason after sticking a camera in a stranger's face & calling her a baby killer.
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TimOfLegend @timoflegend.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Sometimes in this fast-moving and complex modern world, it’s hard to know what’s right and what’s wrong. But here’s a handy rule of thumb: If you are ever on one side of an issue, and Sesame Street is on the other, YOU’RE the bad guy.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/04/2025
the land of saying thank you
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Jason Coupet @professajay.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/04/2025
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
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Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...
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Kara Jane Adams @ghostinexile.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/04/2025
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
4 panel comic of someone saying "leftists cost us 2024 and 2016's elections". Someone else replies with "wow! so we're important and Dems should earn our support?" 
The person who asked the question silently pauses, then gets upset.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/04/2025
Jeffries: "This is not 'Liberation Day in America,' it's recession day."
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/04/2025
the world of finance abandoned the beauties of Woke for the dark and evil fruits of anti-woke sentiment and edginess and their reward for embracing the hateful culture war was complete collapse of their money
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
i wish more people got this
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
After 24 hours on his feet, Cory Booker is defending the scientific research establishment of this country - calling out an experience like the one that drives me and SO MANY of my fellow scientists to do the work we do - that maybe we can do for others what we couldn't for our own loved ones.
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Mhuyo @mhuyo.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
got em
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
A Black man just beat the record for the longest filibuster, defeating the record previously held by a man who filibustered the literal Civil Rights Act. As the time ticked over, Cory Booker announced he did it not out of hatred for who he opposed, but out of love for those who supported him.
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LIVE: Cory Booker speaks on the Senate floor
YouTube video by Associated Press
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Jim Swift @jimswift.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/03/2025
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
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Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous...
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Panopticon inmate day of visibility
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onion person @junlper.beer · 31/03/2025
there are those in this world with only evil in their soul
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
None of this is good but maybe now America will get to have cool wikipedia sections like "year of the four emperors"
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Kate Sánchez @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Abolish ICE is not an absurdity statement. ICE was created in 2003 as a response to 9/11 - we do not need it. We already established that following orders isn't an excuse.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/03/2025
Florida Passes Strict Ban On Being Unarmed theonion.com/florida...
Florida Passes Strict Ban On Being Unarmed
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Mother Astra @astraenby.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I LOVE REGULATION. I LOVE THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING THAT A RESTAURANT IS SAFE TO EAT AND A PRODUCT WONT KILL ME. I WANT MORE REGULATION. I DONT WANT CORPORATIONS TO BREATHE WITHOUT GOVERNMENT PERMISSION.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 31/03/2025
found an app that is so bleak but incredibly representative of the world we live in
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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/03/2025
imagine having enough money to where you could part with and donate this much money to sway the entire political ecosystem. pure evil
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/03/2025
go anti-woke go broke
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Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Saying “the birth rate is plummeting” is wrong (in addition to the fact it’s eugenics) - and blames the ppl not having children The truth is “the material and psychological conditions in which having a child might be feasible are absent”
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 29/03/2025
hi again, cis folks! the comment period for the proposed rule to remove trans care from the ACA as an essential health benefit is open til april 11. context & guidance in the thread below. it doesn’t have to be hard; you can do it waiting for coffee. 13 days left, as of this post. please comment.
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