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Siddhartha Gudetama

@easybakeoff.bsky.social
432 followers 626 following 1.2K posts

Generally Regarded as Silly. I refuse to join any polycule that would have me as a member. On a journey of meaning She/They

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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 2h
How I’m moving these days
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Spongebob with Penny, Chip, and Bubble Wand
Alt: Spongebob with Penny, Chip, and Used Napkin. From the episode where he becomes an agoraphobe
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 14h
When I say I’m a daddy’s girl what I mean is that every day of this pregnancy I’m making new indigestion noises I’ve previously only heard coming out of my 68 year old father
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah I have a “birth plan”, it’s called “nobody dies”
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Robert Pattinson truly is on an insane generational run. Merritt Wever is phenomenally spooky. There are at least 5 frames from Primetime that will be burned into my consciousness indelibly on the basis of either being surprisingly beautiful or just truly shocking
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
watching one youtube video on muay thai, putting on the rocky balboa sweats, and calmly walking outside and compound fracturing my shin on a tree
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At a level of out of shape right now where my husband was reading me highlights from some journal articles about the association between VO2max and longevity last night and I just started crying
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Abby Sliva @abbysliva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The iced coffee discourse is a psyop by big employer to present the illusion that they are holding job interviews
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chugging my iced coffee within the first 5 minutes of the interview, spending the rest of the time loudly sucking on the straw and shaking the ice around whenever I’m not actively speaking. Maybe I pop the top and chew the ice
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Anuj Ahooja @quillmatiq.com · 26/09/2026
I'll be bringing an ice cream sandwich to my interview, and if you're a nice interviewer I'll let you have a bite
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Being pregnant in the same year as Anne Hathaway and Carly Rae Jepsen is an auspicious portent, I believe
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/global-devel... I feel like just the fact that I pay taxes in one of the countries that did this means I should be strung up outside The Hague
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‘I lost my children, and I’m afraid of losing my baby again’: a day in the life of a pregnant woman in Gaza
Alaa lives in a tent pitched on the ruins of her house, which was destroyed by an Israeli airstrike that killed all three of her children. In one month, she will give birth again.
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Was wondering why I had serotonin withdrawal symptoms all yesterday, turns out I accidentally only took 1/3 of my prescribed med dose 🤪
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We are noodle folk. Broth runs deep through our veins!
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If I ever develop one of those organ dysfunctions that mandates reduced water intake I'm gonna be such a baby about it. You're just gonna have to take me out back and shoot me, I won't stop being juiced up. Staying moisturized and in my lane unto death
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If the Briahna is Joy Gray, she’s gonna be cray If the Brianna is Wu, she’s nutty too
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If it were feasible to crochet in the bathtub I would live in there like Baron Harkonnen
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Recovering from Cosmic Crisp Fever and remembering that gala apples are still actually my favorite
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ah, love! Life’s greatest catastrophe.
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 15/09/2026
being awake at 4am is a great way to get in the staring at phone time you missed out on during the day 😋 there’s so much cool stuff on here
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Common AES win
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
May we not look for love’s return, but seek to love unselfishly! For in giving we receive, and in forgiving are forgiven
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Max Berger implies the existence of Min Burger
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is the president writing for NBC10 Boston? Lil' Mercury is no longer hot!!!!
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Reflecting on how much I enjoyed wearing compression socks today, pondering the possibilities of more full-body compression, realizing what I really want is a swaddle sack. This would fix me
Baby in a zip-up swaddle apparatus with teddy bears printed on it. They appear to be sleeping peacefully under light hug-like compression.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tummy hurt. Feel bad 😞
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
koko’s basilisk: you don’t think koko the gorilla actually knows sign language and when she figures it out she beats your ass
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this keyboard layout is not going to see light of valhalla
a split, narrow keyboard layout for the iphone duo
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hit pan/100%ed a bottle of Tums for the first time in my life. Pregnancy heartburn is crazy
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penguin-starborn.bsky.social @penguin-starborn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Water flows out of the can. I guess Navier-Stokes explains that too. 3 weeks to the ultimate watering can, a collaboration between MIT and Anthropic. Perfect flow and voice activation of the elephantine flow-snout. It feels warm, like flesh. It says everything's okay, bad plants don't deserve water.
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tachy! During prayers of the people
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Libby @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
let sleep the dogs of war
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
we actually don't use that terminology anymore. sally is a person with a baking use disorder
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I actually agree with the president, we should severely limit male voting
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
One intellectual and possibly moral failing of mine is I’m too much of a coward to read Literature. I don’t like being sad recreationally. Stuck in sci-fi and romance genres because it’s usually emotionally detached or pulpy and predictable, respectively
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What year exactly do they think I went to school in???
Medication orders are written in metric terms
Since you likely didn't learn this system in school, you will have to learn it now
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Securing a parking spot for school that doesn't make my heart explode by simply arriving 2 hours early for class
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@sentimentbot.bsky.social hi!
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Condors RadioBody Doja Lion mangenius Cathedrall Roan Three Door Cinema Club Kinge
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
guy who protests too much that he does not have autism, ironically because he’s missed the social cues that would make it clear that this is in fact the most sympathetic explanation for why he’s Like That
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“Well then,” said Toad, “a little more sleep will not hurt me.”
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Loneliness will blind you, in between the wrong and the right
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lilya @lolifer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
too late; i've already portrayed you as the shame faced crab and myself as the sexy anemone shrimp
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There’s so much riding on this life, and how we write a love song
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Mommy party has to be responsible and daddy party doesn’t
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
In the stripped club straight up “coveting it”. And by it I mean my neighbor’s wife
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I know this is controversial in our modern times, but I think even people with pre-existing health conditions should not shit themselves to death because they ate a bagged salad.
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