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Siddhartha Gudetama

@easybakeoff.bsky.social
437 followers 626 following 1.2K posts

Generally Regarded as Silly. I refuse to join any polycule that would have me as a member. On a journey of meaning She/They

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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 3h
So uh. Are we gonna talk about this or?
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 3h
Okay eventually I did cry some today but it was more of a general emotional dysregulation of pregnancy type thing
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 7h
It is truly so crazy to me that anyone sees trans people as a threat to their gender identity rather than as a welcome and exciting expansion to it. My life and relationship to my own gender are only enriched by knowing trans women and being in conversation with them about this whole “woman” thing
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 8h
Reaching the part of my dog’s fall shed where petting her produces a furry version of the cherry-blossom-petals-falling effect from anime in my entire field of view
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 10h
Lost 5% of my overall grade in a layup class because I had my Canvas dashboard filtered incorrectly over the weekend and lost track of a big “reflection” assignment. Normally I would be crying about this kind of thing but I’m too tired and pregnant to care about this anymore
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Jeremy Clarkson Oh No Anyway Meme
ALT: Jeremy Clarkson Oh No Anyway Meme
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 18h
I got a coffee today that tastes like cigarette. Unfortunately, I don't hate it
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yayayayyyy party! I also admittedly did some schoolwork this weekend so I am not immune but I never really care about schoolwork on weekends, I only get salty about work work, somehow. Even though they pay me for the work work?
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you, weather app.. you're the only one i can trust
videos suggested by weather app:
Your cozy breakfast is betraying you

Your city might be drinking the rain
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh noooooo 😭
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And why shouldn’t they
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dude’s got Fortnite/White Monster face
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I stand by most of it, though will happily admit in the blush of youth that I overrated a few of these
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Albums I spammed from age 10-20 or so until I became who I am now
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My husband is addicted to putting a lil bit of vinegar in the chicken soup and it’s exactly this every time
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t care, I’m still free; you can’t take the sky from me.
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Genuinely heartbroken that they don’t make these in the slice and bake tubes anymore, would love to share that experience with my kid 🥺
Pillsbury sugar cookies, like the type they used to make in a tube and you cut them to reveal the decoration
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How I’m moving these days
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Spongebob with Penny, Chip, and Bubble Wand
Alt: Spongebob with Penny, Chip, and Used Napkin. From the episode where he becomes an agoraphobe
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WOWEEEEE 😳
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I say I’m a daddy’s girl what I mean is that every day of this pregnancy I’m making new indigestion noises I’ve previously only heard coming out of my 68 year old father
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something we talk a lot about in medical ethics. In order to have true decision making capacity you need to demonstrate an understanding of your condition, an appreciation of the consequences of accepting/rejecting care, logically reason through it, and communicate your choice consistently.
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah I have a “birth plan”, it’s called “nobody dies”
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Completely forgot that was Phoebe Bridgers until the credits, I’m hoping to see the other boygeniuses involved in some fucked up stuff in years to come
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Robert Pattinson truly is on an insane generational run. Merritt Wever is phenomenally spooky. There are at least 5 frames from Primetime that will be burned into my consciousness indelibly on the basis of either being surprisingly beautiful or just truly shocking
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The thing Momofuku is best at is squeezing some extra protein into decent tasting instant noodles. That’s basically the whole value proposition for me, nothing else that exciting going on there
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
watching one youtube video on muay thai, putting on the rocky balboa sweats, and calmly walking outside and compound fracturing my shin on a tree
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Live free AND die, even
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Felt like I received a fatal diagnosis lol
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At a level of out of shape right now where my husband was reading me highlights from some journal articles about the association between VO2max and longevity last night and I just started crying
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Abby Sliva @abbysliva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The iced coffee discourse is a psyop by big employer to present the illusion that they are holding job interviews
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chugging my iced coffee within the first 5 minutes of the interview, spending the rest of the time loudly sucking on the straw and shaking the ice around whenever I’m not actively speaking. Maybe I pop the top and chew the ice
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Anuj Ahooja @quillmatiq.com · 26/09/2026
I'll be bringing an ice cream sandwich to my interview, and if you're a nice interviewer I'll let you have a bite
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
… that boy ain’t right 👀
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hugh Laurie House was pretty crazy
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Upsetting number of moots
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Being pregnant in the same year as Anne Hathaway and Carly Rae Jepsen is an auspicious portent, I believe
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kung Fu Panda, always a great watch
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/global-devel... I feel like just the fact that I pay taxes in one of the countries that did this means I should be strung up outside The Hague
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‘I lost my children, and I’m afraid of losing my baby again’: a day in the life of a pregnant woman in Gaza
Alaa lives in a tent pitched on the ruins of her house, which was destroyed by an Israeli airstrike that killed all three of her children. In one month, she will give birth again.
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Was wondering why I had serotonin withdrawal symptoms all yesterday, turns out I accidentally only took 1/3 of my prescribed med dose 🤪
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We are noodle folk. Broth runs deep through our veins!
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If I ever develop one of those organ dysfunctions that mandates reduced water intake I'm gonna be such a baby about it. You're just gonna have to take me out back and shoot me, I won't stop being juiced up. Staying moisturized and in my lane unto death
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I recommend purse Tums/pepcid
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Always makes me chuckle (nervously) when I look at the size chart for a garment and depending on whether I go by the bust waist or hip I’d be in 3 different sizes
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Like maybe I’m a time traveler, or Amish
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t really see video ads that haven’t been microtargeted for me by Zuck outside of sports bars or parents’ houses and every time I’m bemused and a bit horrified by the state of play
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If the Briahna is Joy Gray, she’s gonna be cray If the Brianna is Wu, she’s nutty too
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If it were feasible to crochet in the bathtub I would live in there like Baron Harkonnen
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know what you’re saying but this sounds like RFK Jr crank shit prima facie
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I became incredibly overstimulated by a girl eating cheez-its with her mouth intermittently ajar during lecture the other day
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Siddhartha Gudetama @easybakeoff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That’s tough 😭
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