pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Tinning myself like a fish with only bland, neutral oil 1182
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Happy New Years to my lovely friends and mutuals on here 🎆🥳 1120
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Staring directly into the Sun this Christmas. #Merry Christmas 🎁 1110
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Blessings to all my beloved mutuals this holiday season 🎅 1120
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I’m the latest in the line of many guys to be driven insane thinking about and looking at the ocean 🌊 2335
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Playing a haunting melody to hypnotize my goats called “The 7 Bleats” 0120
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Happy Turkey Day to my beloved friends and mutuals 🦃🫂 1170
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 27/11/2024As Thanksgiving dinner approaches, everybody has ingredience on their minds 🤔 🦃 2195
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 19/11/2024He doesn’t have a single gift delivery where he needs to be doing this 😹 0221
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Adopting the jerboa mindset will save you, just like it saved me. Long legs, tiny arms, and pronounced ears. It’s the only path forward 2404
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 12/11/2024If I ever met the Lindt Master Chocolatier I’d want to hurt him for all the pain and troubles he’s caused me 1213
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Woke up with festering Mossfoot again. Each time it manifests it becomes more aggressive 0221
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 02/11/2024The Adept Consumer: “I watched 112 advertisements today without realizing” 1195
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 19/10/2024Check out my NY Times best selling book “The Nibbler’s Mindset”. They’re calling it the atomic habits for a mouse’s world. 0253
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 18/10/2024You know what they’ve been saying about the geese and the gander don’t you… 1130
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 18/10/2024I’ve gained a new brother by bond. We understand each other 0130
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 17/10/2024Short-staffed at work so the boss has me on Mire Duty for the day 0131
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 13/06/2024Your application to Crustacean University has been rejected. Please reapply when that pathetic nub has developed into a real claw. 0406
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 02/10/2023There are few things I wouldn’t do for a Honey Baked Ham 🤤🍯 1142
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 11/07/2023Another day fruitless in my search for rare fish and beetles. Where are they hiding?? 😒 2403
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 07/07/2023The world supply of wife-guys is running dangerously low. I foresee a shortage in the coming years 0210
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Publishing my new cookbook “Peas and Carrots for the Modern Age” 0343
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 06/07/2023Filling my shoes with river water then freezing overnight sure has its perks 😌 1231
pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Welcome to my shop! Feel free to stop in and say hello! 8504
